Welcome to “New Year’s Epiphanies,” Episode 1 of What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast Season SevenThis episode marks the transition to a new year, new theme song, and hopefully some new ways of thinking.

  • The Season Seven theme song is “Beast”

https://soundcloud.com/hot-mops/beast* Listeners grew 144% from 2021 to 2022 * I advised my son not to brag on his presents and I think he heard me

https://twitter.com/johnhoppin/status/1610105614755311616* Weird Al = Weird AI? Maybe Weird Al should play Superman * I made pot roast and ate it the same day, Christmas eve. burnt some cookies * Christmas wars * New sleep apnea iron lung equipment- need to order new braces bc the ol;d ones are falling apart * New Year’s Epiphanies: there isn’t enough wine in a bottle of wine – shut up sound effect * Getting tagged in my family holiday photos. I’m not a straightforward photography subject and it gets worse when things are candid * In a severe mental crisis situation, I’m very charming * If we’re remembered at all we’ll be remembered solely in the context of the turn of the millennium * I’m a product of y2k * Dad butt-dials me * Last night for dinner we had tuna pasta

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