Jenna thought it was pronounced A-A-R-P; Diane calls it Aarp (rhymes with harp). If you think that's a tangent, wait until you hear the first 29 minutes of this episode. (This might be when Jenna-the-sinner admits to watching The Righteous Gemstones... in its entirety. You may want to pray for her soul.) Today's topic is "5 Signs Your Marriage Is in Trouble and What To Do about It." Does the HMTOP crew agree with the signs or the solutions? Tune in to find out.