The boys are back in town for this next number about bards. First they discuss beers like any blue collared man, but after Andrew laments the lack of prestige classes and how times they are a changin, Jose finds his rhythm and leaves him high and dry to ramble on about the different colleges that bards come from, but not before touching on the bad reputation bards have. Things eventually take a downward spiral as the beat goes on, and Jose tells Andrew about what was probably the scariest subclass of all time.