Over the weekend, Southside no-showed a concert he promised to attend. Axel reads Steve’s lengthy cancelation text, we take an impromptu survey about listening to metal in the car, audition to replace James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, and if all of that wasn’t fun enough, Georgia native & host of Netflix’s The Floor is Lava, Rutledge Wood, calls in to talk the new season, and how well this radio show would do on the course.

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