Do you still have friends? Do you unswervingly lead a happy relationship? Or do you simply have no idea how to live a truly unhappy life?

In his tutorial How to Become a Total Failure, Fuckupcoach Dr. Cala Sana and his virtual team give foolproof tips on how to live an unpleasant, lonely, and completely pointless life.

After just a short time, a constant mood drop sets in to finally get rid of those pesky moments of contentment. Jenny gives you an overview of what you can look forward to in this tutorial.