We start early with the odd stories of stealing beer to pay drug debts and Mr. Monopoly getting arrested. We go over the list of what an ER nurse won’t ever let her kids do, and reminisce about our wild childhoods. We plan a trip to the Poozeum, Anthony Shakespeares the Hits (TV Theme Songs), and we create a REAL version of American Gladiators. We remind you how to steal a tank, hear about diaper guy, and issue a retraction that’s well deserved on a story from last week.

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