Actress, comedian, writer, and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Jurassic World, Crashing) creates a Golden Record full of experiences, emotions, and tastes. She will not, however, taste anything called "salad" that isn't an actual salad, because honestly that is a repulsive concept.

Lauren's Artifacts Watching the opening credits of Who's the Boss (multisensory experience) The feeling of lost cat being found (multisensory experience) About Time (audio-visual) The sensation of peeing in the shower for the first time (multisensory experience) The taste and feeling of eating half-baked chocolate chip cookies while stoned (multisensory experience)

Original Voyager Artifact Crocodile, Peter Beard (image)

Hotter, Not Actual Voyager Artifact (But It Really Should Have Been One) Self-portrait in mouth of crocodile, Peter Beard (image)

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