The number one requirement to join or support the GOP should be that you must be a huge hypocrite. Life is precious during the first nine months but after that it’s expendable because we don't want restrictions on guns. Children must be protected from drag queens, but can legally work cleaning slaughterhouses, as long as it's not past 9:00 at night. We don’t want children to know about our history with slavery and abuses of non-white people, but it’s OK for children 16 years old to marry someone three times their age in some states, with parental consent of course.This is today’s reality in the Republican Party. All of these things can and do happen in the United States today.Andy is heavy on the sarcasm in this one, but the scenarios are true.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/federal-andy/message