A man in the UP says he's swapping gifts with Bigfoot. Sure he is. AUDIO VAULT: A mom threatens her son's bully AND his mom. Stupid is as stupid does, but do stupid people know they're stupid. A field guide. GOOD NEWS: A Texas school finds an old purse, confuses Facebook with a diary. GPS isn't perfect, as some of our listeners will tell you. The a listener sends in a morbid story about GPS. That lightbulb moment will most likely go off when you're in the shower or pooping. Caller then shares a good idea that came to her on the toilet. A major leaguer claims players put hot balm on their ears to stay focused.