It's because I'm old, but you shouldn't be able to wear rock n roll t-shirts if you don't know any songs by the band. AUDIO VAULT: Some guy gave out $10k for Halloween, but the kid just wanted candy. The time change kills animals! Make it stop! GOOD NEWS: Paraglider saves woman. Weird Al's fake biopic debuts this weekend, as a teenaged male, we were ALL Weird Al, making up our own dumb lyrics. Callers give us some examples. Comedian Jackie Kashian tells us billionaires are up to no good. I wouldn't know.