Hosts Matt and Carla share thoughts and stories (maybe fact, maybe fiction) about a topic chosen randomly at the beginning of each show. Episodes are an hour or less and are released every two weeks or so.
Theme Song: Dan Lebowitz - Come On Out
Topic generator: https://learnhip.com/cards/topics.php
Microphone clipart: dgim-studio / Freepik
Join our hosts one last time as they announce mug winners, chat about TV finales, and somehow cover Edison bulbs in their final episode: Farewell.
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Closing music: Happy Trails (acoustic cover) by Keith Boudreau. YouTube: @tunes-with-keith
Coasters and waterfalls and doggos, oh my! Join our hosts as they (finally!) get to discuss a topic they enjoy: parks!
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In this episode, our hosts discuss dorm room decor, degree factories, part-time jobs, and GoldenEye.
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After a regrettable double-veto, our hosts turn to covid era self-care, hypothetical mansion design, barbers in pop culture, and… Bugs Bunny.
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Join our hosts as they discuss office ergonomics, psychedelic planetarium shows, astrophotography, and Led Zeppelin.
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Our hosts hear from old friends, share appreciation for abandoned golf courses, and ask, “What was happening in fifteenth century Scotland?!” Join us in a polite clap as we discuss Golf.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss TV personalities, financial literacy, Matt’s lack of design sense, and giving, receiving, and ignoring advice.
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Our hosts discuss heated seats, calendar recycling, budgeting (or lack thereof), and first class air travel.
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In this episode, our hosts struggle through tech issues to discuss duct cleaning, taxicab confessions, share tips on making new friends, and Carla warns listeners on the dangers of complimenting one’s accessories.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss climate change, chicken fingers, the parental sixth sense, Christmas traditions, and Matt drops some intergalactic fighting words.
Music this episode: Deck the Halls by DJ Williams
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…not the Petri dish kind. In this Diamond episode, hosts Matt and Carla discuss jingly hair, party-appropriate games and beverages, and Matt discloses his reality TV guilty pleasure.
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Our hosts yawn continuously as they discuss fire safety, rug cleaning, pillowscapes, and the most boring (yet enjoyable) thing everyone does: Sleep!
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In this episode, our hosts discuss children’s artwork, cat whiskers, pottery-based love stories, ashtray assembly, and receive real-time astronomical updates from a special guest.
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Hosts Matt and Carla dive back into things after summer break with a brand new topic generator! Listen to them discuss fire pits, kayfabe, sexy grandpa looks, and try to remain non-political as they discuss Discrimination.
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Our hosts take a little breather...
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In this episode, our hosts discuss how trends get established, fashion in the workplace (or lack thereof), favorite eras of style, and the importance of second opinions.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss book bans, pay transparency, R rated movies, and local celebrity estates.
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Our hosts discuss neighborhood bars, working the late shift, and the liminality of Cleveland's Flats.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss middle-aged ailments, sleep studies, mental health, and off-brand trash bags.
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Stuck after yet another another double veto, hosts Matt and Carla discuss everyone’s favorite small talk topic.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss life in the universe, real estate on Earth, and hum the songs in their heads.
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We made it to 50! Join our hosts as they shake things up a bit to celebrate the special occasion.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss true crime, escape rooms, treasure hunting, and murder mysteries for fun and profit.
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Blessed with a bounty of voicemails, hosts Matt and Carla discuss Rust Belt tourism, bridges in the Windy City, and tales of two Manhattans.
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In this double-veto episode, our hosts discuss moon bases, French cinema, extra-planetary refuse, animal crackers, and the vacation of a lifetime!
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In this episode, our hosts discuss Carla’s weird house, Matt’s early business ventures, Internet fads and relics, and game shows lost to the 90s.
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Our hosts discuss potatoes, black water, and bugs! Oh my!
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Our hosts discuss homegrown inventions, AC/DC, overdubbed informercials, and Carla introduces the Sock Foot. No elephants were harmed in the making of this podcast.
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In this bonus episode, a special guest joins us to play a 90s television theme song guessing game.
Special thanks to the Song Trivia channel!
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Getting into the holiday spirit, our hosts talk about ghosts of shows past, present, and into the next generation.
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Our hosts discuss careers in theoretical physics, amateur meteorology, and Christmas in January.
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Music this episode: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by E’s Jammy Jams
Our hosts discuss civic duty, tobogganing, dome dining, and learn about an infamous train heist.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss flying cars, sci-fi societies, and how to properly pay your electrician.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss paper routes, mail fraud, HOnAys, neighbors good and bad, and air their tech grievances.
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Join our hosts as they talk dolphins, primates, and pandas (oh my!) and share a dad joke or two.
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In this episode, Carla shares her fear of the Atlantic, Matt forgets proper nouns, and a rare double veto leaves our hosts struggling to stay afloat.
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Our hosts discuss farm animals, Amish living, pastel paintings, and passing the time in “The Countryside.”
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From dogs and cats to tigers and raccoons, our hosts talk about the most adorable topic we’ve had yet: pets!
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In this episode, Matt shares his latest impulse purchase, Carla discusses her most favorite topic, and an unexpected guest enters the studio.
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In this episode, our hosts - who have exactly one voyage between them - discuss rough seas, shipboard drama, theme cruises, and reasons not to go in an elevator.
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In this episode, our hosts exercise all of their vetoes and strive to discuss supermarket shenanigans. If you like to hear us struggle, this one is for you!
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Matt and Carla go for baroque! It’s a little bit country and a lot bit rock and roll as our hosts discuss favorite performances, romantic ear accessories, confusing venue names, and the almighty pipe organ.
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After rejecting repeats and boring topics, hosts Matt and Carla dive into discussing the sweet and savory side of snacking
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In this episode, our hosts discuss side hustles, adventures in landlording, spicy career paths, and the not-so-great pyramids.
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Episode links:
Flight of the Concords - Business Time
Darknet Diaries Episode 134: Deviant
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Hosts Matt and Carla discuss mystery in pop culture (of course), Cleveland true crime, haunted houses, dream psychology, and Cold War relics.
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Our hosts discuss e-bike economics, share their mutual love of walking and frustration with gym memberships, and Matt talks a little too much about his latest hobby.
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Hosts Matt and Carla discuss celebrity-ish encounters, famous restauranteurs, how not to become an influencer, and sad stories from the ‘con circuit.
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Matt and Carla celebrate one year of podcasting! Our hosts (and a special guest!) discuss incompetent mechanics, hostage situations at car dealerships, and assistive technologies gone wild - all while remaining mostly on topic!
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Join our hosts as they discuss chats with baristas, dystopian bureaucracy, the anatomy of British comedy, pranks through the ages, and share some terrible jokes.
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Join Matt and Carla as they discuss defunct midwest bookstores, the perils of fast fashion, forty dollar face masks, and extreme couponing.
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Our naturalist friend Sarah stops by to discuss birds and wildlife, climate change, the bald eagle population of Northeast Ohio, speed limits in Montana, and opinions on RVing.
In this episode, our hosts discuss the ethics of film restoration, dead billionaires, mysteries of The Vault, movies not to see, and Matt recounts Pixar history… Poorly.
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Our beloved hosts struggle to keep things appropriate as they discuss parties through the ages, pandemic socializing, spiders in unexpected places, and dive briefly into AI. Again.
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Hosts Matt and Carla share poetic song lyrics & podcast prose, react to amusement park memories from a caller, and invite an AI bot to open mic night.
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Join our hosts as they discuss pontoon boats, lakefront road tripping, lighthouses, ice shanties, and competitive fishing scandals.
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Join hosts Matt and Carla as they talk about getting cancelled from late nite college radio, superstitions and artificial horoscopes, dealing with information overload, and all the fun things Santa brought them.
Music: Deck the Halls by DJ Williams
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In this episode, our hosts discuss fire safety, roadtripping in electric vehicles, and the literal disaster that is Cleveland while revisiting some of their favorite Christmas traditions.
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Join our hosts as they try extra hard to stay on topic, but still manage to discuss recycling tips, suburban stereotypes, and the sordid history of YouTube influencers.
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Hosts Matt and Carla break in a new sound effect, discuss the vast reaches of the universe, debate the weirdness of billionaires, and reflect on their perfect spaces to relax.
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In this episode, our two hosts run the numbers on 20-year-old cars, hundred-year-old books, and dozens of free flashlights.
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In this episode, our hosts exercise the first ever double veto, confess to some of their worst habits, discuss the joys and difficulties of giving stuff away, share pandemic haircare tips, and the infamous drumroll is replaced!
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Join hosts Matt and Carla as they discuss explosive mac & cheese, the best pizza toppings, secret family recipes gone awry, and spend a little too much time talking about scrambled eggs.
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In this episode, our hosts discuss the glamours of camping, adventures north of the border, the hot tub capital of the midwest, and close encounters of the hooved kind.
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In this episode, hosts Matt and Carla celebrate the big one-zero by answering listener questions. We discuss adventures in babysitting, living off the radar, horrible bosses, painful high school rejections, and more!
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In this episode, our hosts discuss brands past and present, late night regional television commercials, disposable bathroom products and their (im)proper use, and Matt protests his alleged fanboyism while sharing ailments du jour. Turtle!
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In this episode, Matt and Carla discuss their favorite apps, the impact of mobile devices on society, alter egos of 90s pop icons, and attempt to solve the great “Fruit vs. Robots” debate.
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In this bonus episode, Randy joins us to discuss pickled artifacts, share some history (and ghost stories!), and teach us all about museums.
In this episode, we discuss museums, roadside attractions, and the glories of Elkhart, Indiana.
In this festive episode, we discuss our favorite (and least favorite) holidays, loosely plan our retirements, Carla reviews obscure movies, and a shocking fact is revealed!
In this episode, we discuss country music stereotypes, personal pandemic projects, magical places, dark and angry linguistics, and welcome a special guest.
In this episode, we discuss strange eating habits, industrial sized grilled cheese, befriending telemarketers, asparagus, and ornate but functional fabrics.
In this episode, our hosts discuss midwest traditions (without saying “Ope!”), Carla recommends some out-of-print board games, Matt claims not to be a fanboy, and Chester Cheetah makes an unexpected appearance.
In this episode, Matt and Carla discuss weird things about Ohio, upscale regional grocery chains, bartending pro tips, and more.
In this bonus episode, we profusely thank our small but growing audience, Carla shares a book review, Matt casually begs for ratings, and we play the infamous wedding speech.
In this episode, Matt and Carla discuss gym entertainment, road trips, wedding venues, and destruction of property.