you know, I have appointed a new manager. Now let's be clear. I'm no pundit button interest by a member of my family and said Team is that I've started to have various tidbits of information ready. So let's get into this. His name is 10 Hug now. I was really hoping that Hug was going to me Dutch for trophies, but when I looked it up, it was told that hag is another word for which, so that's really not helpful. You don't need 10, which is that you can't just united. That's not going to help. 10 Hag is not uninterested her name and football. Apparently, he manages Iraq's who've done pretty well for themselves. But for global Bahamas, like Manchester United, you would expect someone to be poached from somewhere like Barcelona, RPS gear, Bayern Munich or the International Senior space. I don't know somewhere like that, but instead they've gone. For a man who's most attractive quality in the interview was his rather frank assessment of United. They are sixth in the league. Mid table is not somewhere for a player of Ronaldo stature. For instance, he's 37 being paid nearly half a million a week to be Ronaldo on. While he still has skills and ability, he's 37 in football, that's surely not worth 50 million over two years. But what do I know? On top of that, there's a defensive problem, apparently with Harry Maguire not the quickest nor the most feared, defended to Grace United stage. But look, there is this to be said, United aren't owned by Russian oligarch who was handed his money by man is probably going to end the world on their not owned by Saudi Arabia. They're owned by a family known as the Glazers and all five siblings or in America. And they have to sign off on everything which doesn't lend itself to a slick operation. Dear Keith, it's a great honour to be appointed captain of the sinking ship. I hope to empty out the bowels of the hole and get a floating and sailing again. 10 Hot would be nice if United went to into Islam for a while, because then tickets could be affordable and I could bring someone to Old Trafford and that would be great. So don't try too hard. Thanks

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