Credit Suisse Bank has just experienced a massive leak of the details of 30,000 accounts by an anonymous whistleblower. Reports revealed that despite promises to perform due diligence and anyone having an account a cancer held by the likes of a human trafficker. Stock exchange Bostian for bribery on a billionaire who ordered the murder of his girlfriend. These were just the nicer people on the list. We have received a letter from Credit Suisse. It's signed anonymous because banking laws in Switzerland are so secretive, you're not actually allowed to have a name. Dear Keith. We here at Credit Suisse rejected the allegations and inferences about our business practises were just simple people doing a simple job. We go to work every day, same as you or your listeners on. People ask us to mind their money, and we do. We don't want to be rude about who they are. We assume they're good people. That's the right thing to do. But sometimes just sometimes one or two bad apples get into the gold plated barrel and spoil it for the rest of our customers. Dear Credit Suisse. I understand I do. I once tried to open up a Swiss bank account or, as you call them in Switzerland, bank accounts. I've never been jailed for bribery or traffic humans or looted a state oil company. I set up a fortunate investment worth millions. I've worked hard for my money and pay taxes. I think was the moment I said, I've paid my taxes that I was laughed out of the bank. No one in Switzerland will lobby to change these laws. No banks will refuse your business. No international organisation of law stand in your way. We bank account holders in normal banks or peasants, as you probably call us, can only hope that you'll finally get a call from the Bank of Karma saying, You're overdrawn and you're going to be foreclosed on your gold plated ass.

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