on. So the UK finds itself about to be embraced by storm units with all the confidence you'd expect from a unit which is derived from the Greek, you meaning good night for victory. So a storm that's about to devastate the country has been named good victory by the British Met office. As an Irishman living in this country, I'm beginning to see why the Empire didn't last. So in a surreal turn of events, we have a letter from units. Dear Keith. All right, seriously, dear Eunice, there's no need for that sort of language. I understand that you're aware a warning from the future that extreme storms are going to find themselves in all parts of the world. You are, as you say, yourself, a distant cousin of the extreme cold and extreme heat now playing in the world on an annual basis. You've never going to get a starring role in Roland Emmerich movie. The Man who directed The Day After Tomorrow, which basically was a disaster movie about the tide's turning a different way and causing an instant ice age on it, was just released the movie called Moon Fall, which, as you guessed it is about a moon falling on the Earth. If aliens ever arrive on this planet after being decimated by an ice agent, find these DVDs of the day after tomorrow they're going to be so puzzled and disappointed. Imagine finding a herd of gazelles watching a nature documentary about a cheetah hunting a gazelle, and they didn't just watch it, but also produced and directed that film. You wouldn't think much about those gazelles anyway. I only say this myself. I'm about to drive from London to Sheffield, in the north of London or in north of England to do a comedy gigs. What I'm asking units is that you take it easy on me. I know humanity is probably doomed, but if you could just let me get to my hotel in one piece, I promise to beam or environmentally friendly from now on.

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