hi there. And welcome to Dear Keith, where figures from around the world seek advice and clarity with some of the problems in their lives. In a way, this should be a comfort to all of us as it shows us humility of even the most powerful brands. Or is there sometimes known? People were all broken and in perfect except for Ryan manuals, but we'll talk about him another day. Today's letter is from Vladimir Putin, president of Russia since the last century, who will no doubt find a way to lead Russia into the next century. Dear Keith, where do I begin? I am a simple man, a proud man, a fertile man. I have many Children. Children need land. Ukraine has land. I need that land more than anyone you can think of. It is true. Since Ukraine left Mother Russia, I have not been happy, and it frequently asked Ukraine to come round for drinks on to maybe stay a little bit longer each time, but to no avail. Some call it stalking or harassing or even influencing through the appointment of political allies to sever ties between Ukraine and the U. But I simply call it a candle that has never stopped burning. We should be together. But the world is against us. Why? Dear president and future emperor of Europe, You tin! There's nothing as powerful as love except the 6400 nuclear warheads your country possesses. You say you need so you will take. But maybe instead of take, you could give. I'm not saying give peace a chance, but give everyone a chance to cash in Bitcoin before you do anything hasty. Nobody in the UK really cares about the Ukraine, but they do worry about whether you're invading countries alphabetically on their next on the list. Just remember, whatever happens if war does break out on Irish on We stayed neutral in the last world war. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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