Our very first solo episode. Three schnooks walk into a podcast... the punchline is that people listen to it.

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Topics:

Reverse Kiruv?

Aspen Tissues vs Kleenex Tissues

Trying to learn too much from our Rabbis

The Twilight Zone: Heaven or Hell?

Why did Hashem (G-d) makes us prefer hard work over handouts?

Jeff Bezos vs Donald Trump

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Would you take $100 million and never work again in your life?

Young millionaires

Why is reality the way it is?

"Life is about spending money." -Yitzy Warren

Advertising vs Product Value

Ringer on = Read it aloud

Nice denim jacket, Yitzy...

Dovi gets teased by Hershey's chocolate

Peeing in the shower: Morally, ethically, spiritually correct?

Asparagus Pee

Bathrooms in Yeshiva

SNL Spelling Bee

What's your favorite color and how long does humanity have until we merge with technology?

"There's no such thing as a robotic heart." -Dovi Bloom

The last of the Cry Babies

Plastic surgery and body dysmorphia

"Kids are getting older." - Eli Sandhaus

Kids swearing and smoking

Getting peer pressured into smoking your first cigarette

Vaping vs Cigarettes

Looking cool while smoking crystal meth. JK.

Coming up with cool phone names

Yitzy's Political Slogan: "Warren's the name. Corruption's the game."

Eli's third nipple?

One time, in band camp...

Eli doesn't like drinking

Dovi goes to baseball games and watches other baseball games on his phone. SMH.

Nipples grow back. Don't ask...

Yitzy's dark comedy

The Golden Rule: "Jokes can be as offensive as they are funny."

Standup Comedy offers instant feedback

Callbacks, Bits, and Chunks

Masterclass on Standup Comedy

Practice yields appreciation

The funniest guy we've ever met

AGT

Eli is too analytical

What the heck is a chunk? A meta-bit?

You know sesame seeds? What the heck is a sesame?

Jerry Seinfeld's Methodology

K-9 = Canine and Ped Xing 🤯

How many wheels does a wheelbarrow have?

That broken wheel on the shopping cart

Dovi's revolutionary idea for changing tires

Dovi's always right

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