If I was writing an introspective retrospective blog post about the ups and downs of life in 2018 (which I’m not since I just deleted it.)

It would be divided up into 4 acts and set to a soundtrack made up of old Elton John Songs.

Act 1  - “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road”

Act 2 - “I guess that’s why they call it the Blues”

Act 3 - “I’m still standing”

Act 4 - “The Bitch is back”

And the post-credits closing scene of the vlog would be set to two sings by David Bowie. - “Golden Years” and “Rebel Rebel”

Hello 2019!