Rich, Mike and Jared return to the Remote Broadcast Foxhole and join us in a serious Roundtable conversation about our love of the game. We can tell you why Advanced Squad Leader is the greatest game in the world. We also tackle that age old question that we find on so many forums, "Does ASL teach history?". Then we compare and contrast wargames with fantasy games. But, before that, we hear a questionable rendition of the song Olive Groves written by the one and only, Dennis Donovan, and let our listeners speak as they congratulate us on the big 300.

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SHOWTIMES 0:01 Song Olive Groves 3:00 Listener Voicemails

9:30 Roundtable Discussion 1:?? Contest Announced 1:26:38 Total Running Time

Olive Groves

Concept & Lyrics: Dennis Donovan

Performed by: The Worst of The 2 Half-Squad Singers

The scenario starts in a sleepy little town Down around Anzio And the guys are preppin’ for another game Reading the SSRs

The orchards in this one are strange Always in season it seems Well, we’re talking’ ‘bout Olive Groves Oh, Olive Groves

Well, the MF and the MP They both are doubled Groves have a hindrance of one ‘though it’s not quite apparent, They are inherent And the T.E.M.’s one

Some say that this rule’s inane But it’s part of the ASL game Oh, we’re talkin’ ‘bout Olive Groves Oh, Olive Groves

‘though they grow in the Mediterranean You find them in North Afrika too Rule A9 3 2 Says AFVs in Groves Can claim wall advantage, that’s right

And though it’s part of the ASL game The groves don’t see much play So just keep re-checking rule F13

Readin’ ‘bout the Olive Groves Oh, Olive Groves

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