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hello stinkies! the creator of this silly talking show has contracted the dreaded COVID-19 virus. that's covid brother. yeah dude! (nWo theme) your regularly scheduled programming may or may not resume next week. in the meantime, please binge the show from episode one to this point. multiple times. post a picture of yourself listening to the show and tag 57 of your closest friends and guilt them into listening to the show as well. possible guilt trip examples may include "you never show interest in what i like, do you just not care about me anymore?" or "what do you mean you've already listened to it. no you haven't. do you know how crazy you sound right now?" or "okay, i guess you don't have to listen to it, i'm sorry for sharing something that i care about with you. i won't ever do that again." all of these are acceptable and effective tactics of manipulation, and will surely grow the audience of our funny talking show. thank you for your patience.

pee pee butt

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