Say ahoy ahoy to this sea snail! We listen to a whole new mess, and take a look at Orangeberg, SC. Actors represent in this episode, and we role play which humanoid we could be. All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything.

The bracket today:

Rekord Irkutsk vs 1968 Chicago White Sox season

Whole New Mess vs Orangeburg, South Carolina

Robin Le Mesurier vs 1994 Armenian Premier League

Alexandra Joner vs Martin Herrenknecht

Nikolay Demirev vs The Complete Book of Humanoids

Persicula hilli vs Melaleuca cliffortioides

Remfry vs Anna Kristina Kallin

Josiah Hardy vs Sele Davou

Costa Concordia disaster vs Wenzel Scholz