Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector.

But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

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Geoff the Baker has 13 insurance policies. He assures us this is a dozen.