A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face.

She winces back the pain…

Who else has survived? Where are they? Why did this happen? What animal would make the perfect family pet?

Meanwhile a Heron needs collecting from the airport.

This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast

and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you listen to us. Artwork by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects were obtained from: https://www.zapsplat.com

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his ongoing commitments to baking, regardless of any scheduled court appearances.