The boys take on democracy’s great pageant: the State of the Union Address. Alex is thrilled that Obama finally manages to close the barn door (after the horse has escaped and voluntarily checked into the glue factory). Speaker John Boehner experiences the ultimate Maalox moment. And are we the only ones who watched Senator Joni Ernst’s tight lipped grin, robotic response and thought of Nurse Ratched? Also: Hillary does a (bad) Putin imitation, a husband bulldozes his wife’s house, and Jim comes up with this week’s salute to a British Birthday boy… Put us on your IPhone and pretend you have friends for a while…that’s what we do!

WE DIDN’T MAKE IT UP JONI ERNST Pig Castrator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU SOTU Response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMvkog_OBk Farm Subsidies http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/sen-joni-ernsts-family-actually-received-more-than-460000-in-federal-subsidies/

HILLARY/PUTIN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYC3_07d1o

BULLDOZER http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/House-Demolish-Woodlawn-Middletown-James-Rhein-Police-Wife-Bulldozer-289199611.html

BIRTHDAY BOY INVOICE http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360