00:10 - The cat vs pigeon story

01:00 - Lying podcasts

01:15 - RIP Meatloaf

02:20 - Dark humor fail

02:50 - Huel challenge fail changes the rules

03:35 - Targeted ads peg Catherine 100%

03:55 - The $53 "free" Hive gift box!

05:35 - Just walk to Seoul Market

06:20 - No Huel for James, he has an air fryer

06:55 - James riffs on the art world

07:15 - What is an "emerging artist"?

08:15 - James defines the terms

10:25 - Article

11:00 - A guide for new art collectors

13:25 - James is technically an established artist!

14:10 - How about "pre-emerging zygote artist"?

15:35 - Investors, galleries, art "pump-n-dump"

16:55 - James quotes Duchamp’s still relevant perspective

18:00 - Zombie Formalism’s abstract regurgitation

19:00 - Curator pressure evades regulation

20:30 - James and a a "Houston Gallerist" subrant!

22:20 - Catherine’s emerging art purchase

24:20 - Unwelcoming galleries shred naivete

26:20 - James relives an excruciating studio experience

28:00 - Leave 'em wanting more!