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Hauraki is always looking after you, and at the end of a long workday there’s a little bit of Bhuja to take your mind off things. Leigh Hart and Jason Hoyte will always approach things with a sense of the ridiculous, and guaranteed this will be some of the least predictable and most laugh-out-loud radio on the dial. Try some Bhuja every weekday 4-7pm
In this episode the fellas rehash an age-old radio gimmick to tide you over into the new year. Part 2: Big Kezza Read stops by to chat footy and your old mate the Mad Butcher checks in to find out what the hell a podcast is.
In this episode, the fellas rehash an age-old radio gimmick to tide you over into the new year. Part 1: Jason Hoyte joins the fellas to talk man-boobs, wood chopping and so much more. Plus, Leigh Hart checks in to discuss the origins of LNBB S2!
In the ultimate episode for 2020 the fellas navigate the maze of statutory holidays to bring you what days bottle stores are and are not open. Plus, Manaia gets his invite to the Young Nats Ball, impromptu blow-outs, identifying when to call it a night, sailing, Donald Ducking grinders and podcast suggestions for the summer hiatus.
In this episode, the fellas arm you with all the tips & tricks to survive the upcoming silly season, including how to navigate work dos, family events and the types of people you'll encounter at each. Plus a Durry Doris update and Matty has an announcement!
In this episode the fellas discuss golf, Matt's newfound wealth, discharging firearms at the Viaduct Harbour, giving away $100,000 and robbing jewellers.
In the latest, rain-delayed episode, the fellas discuss weddings, cricket, rain, CVOID and sickening knee injuries. Plus, they cover off your submissions for the brand new fan-favourite segment; "F*ck That Guy"...
In this episode, the fellas introduce a brand new segment taking aim at the worst kinds of people you come across in everyday life. Have a listen and if it evokes any emotion in you and you'd like to contribute your own examples fire them through on FB/IG/OF. Plus, Ironman, Downloading viruses on Limewire & Bebo...
In this episode, the fellas discuss Air BnB sacking off 300 "Party" houses and come up with a plan to fill that gap in the market. Plus, Stag Dos, Home Baking and so much more!
In this episode, the fellas convene in the car park of Four Seasons Total Landscape to discuss cat-flaps, beer pong, heart transplants and break down the latest political action. Plus, Manaia has a run-in with Durry Doris...
In this episode, the fellas announce that the podcast is going to once a week, give an update on the #DurryDoris situation, discuss long-distance punishment, Social MMA, the AB's dominance and breakdown all the action from the(ir own) long weekend.
In this episode, the fellas discuss the upcoming long weekend, how to plan ahead for a big weekend and discuss brewing the first-ever Matty & Manaia beer - The Homewrecker! A 7-8% 440ml King Hit in a Can. Plus, the fellas discover a person hiding durries in a car park and driving there to smoke them, so launch a campaign to surveil that person of interest...
In this episode, the fellas discuss golfing etiquette, live sport attendance etiquette and break down all of the hot political action of the weekend!
In this episode, the fellas discuss all the ins and outs of getting a chop... From awkward small talk to frighteningly intimate discussions. Plus, in light of COVID cancelling the NRL's Mad Monday, the fellas draft their ultimate Mad Monday lineup.
That's a wet-ass podcast... In this episode, the fellas discuss the re-emergence of Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" sitting in #10 on the Top 40 behind "Wap" and so much more.
In this episode, the fellas discover a cracker of a yarn from Waihola just south of Dunedin there. Plus, they take you behind the scenes and break down just what it took to bring you the Mad Butcher episode!
In this episode, the fellas have a yarn to Sir Peter Leitch about how he got his nickname, the Warriors 2020 season, his phenomenal Instagram feed, whether the Wairarapa has WiFi or not, feeding seagulls and spreading the love...
In this episode, the fellas discuss a massive weekend of sports, the log of wood, daylight savings, going to the pub with a backpack on, playing basketball against kids and give an update on the Mad Butcher situation.
In this episode, the fellas breakdown all the action from the Leaders Debate, the upcoming Bledisloe Cup and their shared distaste for the city of love. Plus, the fellas receive a DM from the Mad Butcher himself and hatch a plan to get him on the poddy - but does he even know what a podcast is?
In this episode, the fellas discuss the NRL, the NPC, Twitter Outrage, our phones listening to us, airdropping randoms, putting your own face on a billboard and so many more other things as well...
In this episode, the fellas are joined by Kieran Read to discuss whether he's returning for the Bledisloe Cup, his "Welcome to Super Rugby" moment, playing in Japan and his return to provincial rugby!
In this episode, the fellas discuss the Mitre 10 Cup, the US Open, NBA Bubble violations and Manaia shares a humiliating story involving Linkin Park and a petrol station...
In this episode, the fellas discuss the Kardashian Curse, the Warriors reffing woes, Gender Reveal Parties and Manaia has a revolutionary business idea. All that and so much more! Warning: This episode was recorded entirely on 5G, please contact your medical professional if you develop symptoms...
In this episode, the fellas break down all of the action from the North V South game, ABs naming, SBW, how the Warriors can make the playoffs, LJ Hooker and sending your number to 1.5k randoms...
In this episode, All Blacks, Chiefs & South Team Halfback Brad Weber joins the fellas to discuss his time at Otago Uni and whether there will be a North V South boat race after the game...
In this episode, the fellas get the band back together as Leigh checks in to discuss, Late Night Big Breakfast, what's next for Wakachangi and solves all of our COVID issues. Plus, Leigh commits to a lucrative sponsorship deal that he definitely can't pull out of...
In this episode, the fellas dig up some repressed memories from their Catholic upbringings. Plus, Waimate V Oamaru, national treasures, van stories and a brand new quiz called 'Does this Celeb have COVID - Yeah or Nah?' Peace be with you. And also with you. Lift up your hearts. We lift them up to the Lord. It is right to give him thanks and praise.
In this episode, the fellas discuss cage-farming Kiwi to bring them back from the brink of extinction, the Wa-Wa's, North V South, driving on the wrong side of the road, rear-ending, lockdown and so much more! Plus, a brand new quiz for you to play along with at home...
In this episode, the fellas debut a brand new quiz show where you have to decide if the person is a Prime Minister or Criminal. Plus, they discuss boarding schools, Target and the upcoming North V Crusaders game...
In this episode, the fellas get tested for COVID-19 and regale you with their experiences. Plus, spots, dots & whiskey tastings...
THE RELAPSE! We're back in Levels 2 & 3 as a nation and the fellas delve into all of the consequences and ramifications. Plus, footy, vaccines, the Wa-Wa's and so much more!
In this episode, the fellas dig up a painful Dogging memory, discuss Team NZ, Sars-Cov-2, the Theory of Evolution and so much more!
In this episode, the fellas discuss how they would steal an ATM, breakdown the weekend's sporting action and discuss the hottest political scandals. Plus, they address the hiatus since the last episode at length...
In this episode, the fellas discuss the weekend's sporting action, Jeffery Epstein, cancel culture, soft c*cks and so much more. Rate, review, like, subscribe, unsubscribe and re-subscribe again for all we care!
The Man, The Myth, The Legend himself joins the Matty & Manaia show to discuss his lockdown, man-breasts, fishing off the Skiff, Hummus FM and what's next for Jason Hoyte...
In this episode, the fellas discuss animal facts, QR codes, how far you'd go to help a mate, emergencies & much much more. Like, subscribe, rate & review!
In this episode, the fellas discuss RSAs, the weekend's sporting fixtures and get to the bottom of the NRL's salary cap. Plus, podcast recommendations, mailbag, social netball and sporting injuries. Don't forget to leave a rating & review and follow Matty & Manaia on IG & FB!
In this episode, the fellas review a few tasty beverages, enjoy a few tasty beverages and share a few travel yarns and untimely evacuations...
In this episode, the fellas discuss Manaia's new Ring Light and carving off a niche part of the foot fetish market, salespersons, the latest in political scandals, fitbits, paywave, and forgetting you're connected to the bluetooth speaker...
In this episode, the fellas discuss Kanye's bid for the presidency, OnlyFans, Footy, Eye Injuries and so much more...
In this episode, the fellas discuss Carole Baskin shouting out Rolf Harris, buying a house off Manu Vatuvai, the National Party shambles and read out a few mailbag messages. Plus, they reminisce about 'Neighbours From Hell' and discuss self-love...
In this episode, Manaia fights through illness like Jordan in Game 6 as the fellas discuss the weekends sporting fixtures including the top of the table Blues v Saders game and the Warriors being robbed again. Plus, inviting the wrong person to meet up, downloading Grindr & NZ having no new COVID cases on what is otherwise the worst day of COVID-19 yet globally... And no I'm not happy with how I worded that last part but I cbf changing it cos I'm crook!
In this episode, Matty & Manaia read out a leaked list of people who have and haven't got COVID in an effort to somehow prove that they're not racist or that the government's documents are insecure or something we haven't really figured it out. Plus, the ugliest jersey in sports, could M&M be politicians, F*x Wonderdogs & Phill Gough's face...
In this episode, the fellas recap their weekends including a 1v8 Boatrace, Gay Bars, Gluten-Free Doughnuts and Hip Operations. Plus, the fellas review the Southern Derby and the Warriors getting up over the hapless Broncos. LET'S GONE!
In this episode, the fellas discuss the recently locked-in North V South Rugby fixture and debate the eligibility rules. Plus, influencers and false advertising, bumper stickers and personalised plates
In this episode, the fellas discuss the merits of having your Mrs in your corner during a UFC fight, review Super Rugby Aotearoa, gloss over the Wah-Wahs and discuss red carpet faux-pas...
In this episode, the fellas talk to Robbie who is in government-enforced quarantine at the border, to find out what's actually going on there. Plus, Super Rugby x Rugbaleeg, Lord of the Rings casting calls and David Clark's a dick!
In this episode, the fellas discuss their favourite types of knots, tennis' COVID Open, thrill-seekers and whether anyone still watches 'Shortland Street'...
In this episode, the fellas dive back into the MAMIL (Middle Age Men In Lycra) debate, breakdown the weekend's sporting action, and propose a few new changes to the Super Rugby rules. Plus, Warriors coaching debacle, Christian Rock, Local Footy & Trump...
In this episode, Matty & Manaia chatted to a bloke who's in enforced quarantine at the border but before they could upload it the hard-drive of that interview was destroyed by a mysterious arm of the military. Plus, Cat-Fishing, sports chat and Mailbag!
In this episode, Matty & Manaia receive special exemption to record a podcast but leave Auckland in the wrong direction, call a friend for directions who drives down to give the directions in person, hug and kiss that person and then drive from Auckland to Wellington without stopping once...
In this episode, the fellas discuss the massive weekend of sport, South Canterbury's claim to the invention of airplanes and a chef weighs in on the validity of vaccination. Plus, we get to some of your yarns including a cracker from Blake about Gloriavale. Don't forget if you want to sponsor the podcast just give us a 5-star rating and leave your business' name in the review section and we'll blast it out on the poddy!
In this episode, the fellas run through the best reasons to have a beer (as if you needed one), recap the Warriors stunning victory against the Cowboys and read out some of your Uni yarns. Plus, you now have the opportunity to sponsor the podcast! Just leave a 5-star rating and the message you want readout on the poddy in the review section and the fellas will read it out on Mondee! It's about small business helping small business...
In this episode, the fellas try to distinguish between foot doctors & doctors of children. Plus, they share some harrowing tales pertaining to goldfish. Also, they take a trip down memory lane with some of the best yarns from uni. If you've got some of your own to add hit us up on FB or IG lol!
In this episode the fellas discuss their weekends, Matty getting rear-ended, upcoming Super Rugby Aotearoa crowds being back, the NRL refs screwing the Warriors over again like seriously they're taking the piss at this point and ponder some of the internet's best "Would You Rather" questions...
In this episode, the fellas break down the return of Dan Carter to Super Rugby Aotearoa, why reality TV shows never live up to the hype and discuss the first person ever to twerk on the Auckland Harbour Bridge. Plus, FB community groups, Rugbaleeg & Manaia's lappy crashes twice...
The boys are back in town to cover off the privilege of being right-handed and the struggles of everyday lefties, reminisce about the glory days of Boost Mobile Monsta Txt, Alcatels & 2280's. Plus, they run through the 10 rules for Level 1.
Take a break from your obligations this long weekend and slip into the warm bath for your ears that is this episode of Going Viral. In this episode, the fellas discuss long weekend etiquette, fedoras and the return of Rugba Leg. Plus, Manaia counts down the Worst of the Week!
In this episode, Manaia's lappy crashes so we have to use the audio from Zoom for the first 25 minutes... Plus, the fellas discuss the Gloucester Cheese Roll, Matty's run-in with Chingy in Paeroa & Paora Goldsmith MP.
In this episode, the fellas cover off the whopping cost of seeing a couple of jugs, acceptable behaviour at the mall and dish out some advice for advertisers in the post-COVID world. If you want a shoutout for your business (or just for yourself) leave a 5-star rating and your message in the review section and we'll read it out!
In this episode, the fellas recount some fond memories of international travel, discuss Simon Bridges ousting and Matty spins a yarn for the ages. Plus, at about 20-odd minutes Matty's recorder shits itself - Welcome back to Shitshow FM!
In this episode, the fellas discuss the technical issues yesterday, as well as strict bar rules bringing the Cockblockalypse and so much more!
In this episode, the fellas discuss who the Warriors could bring in to bolster the ranks and where the Government got the new public holiday from and how they got it wrong. Plus, they break down the festering coup d'état in the National Party.
In this episode, the fellas discuss shitbox cars they've had through the years, dax wax making you bald and Manaia tells the story of the world-famous Virus Party. Plus, the fellas discuss Tiger King casting, Tiger Woods Golfing and the difference between Michael Jordan & Michael Jackson...
In this episode, the fellas get to some of your correspondence including letting outsiders into the group chat and things that pissed you off over the weekend. Plus, they discuss the Apostle Bishop Brian Tamaki May Peace Be Upon Him and What Now's infamous Purple Monster (Check the latest M&M Insta/FB pic for reference).
In this episode, the fellas discuss heading back to the "Restaurants" in Level 2, extra long weekends, edibles and more behind the scenes...
The fellas have crunched the numbers so you don't have to! In a hard-hitting journalistic episode, they hold the powers-that-be to account and break down what's in this budget for you and what they've missed. Plus, Real Estate Agent videos, bringing your whole self to work and insights from Day 1 of Level 2.
In this episode, the fellas cover off Baldwin St shenanigans, a potential "Celebrity" cluster on the horizon and Obama's Pandemic Plan spanning 69 pages... Plus, dog gatherings, HR meetings & leaking the group chat to your partner... You snake!
In this episode, Matty & Manaia re-visit NZ's answer to the Tiger King, check-in with Paleo Pete's latest conspiracy theories and discuss the possibility of New Zealand having a relapse after one is triggered in South Korea by "The SuperSpreader". All that plus not a whole lot more! Rate, review, like, subscribe, upvote, unsubscribe, dislike, match on Tinder.
The fellas are coming at you live, direct and unprotected from the new and improved Swanndri Studios with a Level 2 Special. In this episode, they break down what life at Level 2 will look like, including Rugby, Pubs & much more! Let the Level 2 special shine an ever-lovin' light on you!
In this episode, the fellas cover off buying alcohol in Level 3, the death of the Influencer and share stories from local businesses they have supported in the past... Strippers. Mainly Strippers. Plus, today Matty's coming at you live and direct from the wrong side of his microphone!
The fellas are once again coming at you live and direct from Swanndri Studios. In this episode, they cover off what Level 2 will look like, the return of Super Rugby, more work f**k-ups and more behind the scenes Hauraki yarns!
The boys are coming at you live and direct from Swanndri Studios after some technical difficulties prevented yesterday's episode. Today they cover off the drama that went down yesterday, the new All Black Captain, a COVID related math problem at the local petrol station and for the first time ever, share the infamous R2-D2 story. WE'RE BACK BABY!!!
In this episode, the fellas discuss Manaia's time at the Freezing Works. In a world-first, the fellas are working from home so forgive the audio quality - we're working on it. As for the chat quality, we're beyond help...
Anyone who's ever listened to Matty broadcast knows he used to work on boats. In this world-first exclusive podcast, Manaia interviews Matty about his time working on Super-Yachts in Europe. Matty covers off working for Billionaires, racking up $20,000 debts, Will Smith, Bono, Hydraulic Beds and European escapades... If you listen to one podcast this week make sure it's this one!
In this episode, the fellas dive headfirst into reports of UFO activity by the US Military, rightly discuss the ramifications of rugby returning or resuming and discuss the joys of flatpack furniture. Plus, they read out a few more of your messages from IG & FB @MattyandManaia btw lol.
In this episode, the fellas discuss the ridiculous queues outside fast-food joints on Day One of Level 3, NRL stars playing up like second-hand chainsaws and Health Ministers flouting again... Plus Chunder Dragons, Super Rugby and more Behind The Scenes stories!
In this episode, the fellas address the fallout after the mics were left on at the start of yesterday's podcast and Matty incriminated himself. Plus, what Level 3 means, KFC, Maccas, BK, keeping it local and monogamous bubble expansion.
This podcast features a unique intro that will most likely get Matt in the Dog Box. Do yourself a favour and listen to at least the first 15 seconds. Plus, the fellas cover off Trump's latest theory on injecting disinfectant and North Korea's illustrious leader potentially being toes up. Also, Manaia shares a story about quite possibly the hardest lockdown partier. If you reckon you party harder in lockdown let us know on FB or IG @MattyandManaia
In this episode, the fellas discuss their dream golfing foursome after John Key includes Trump in his. They also break down some revealing stats on dreaming about your ex. Plus, play you the greatest rendition of Dr. Seuss by Danny DeVito! Also, why don't you give the new Facebook page a like and flick us a message www.facebook.com/mattyandmanaia
In this episode, the fellas talk to Tash Sultana about life in lockdown as a muso and one of her videos having 69 Million views (nice). Plus, the fellas read out a few of your yarns about the Ranfurly Shield and it's harrowing past as well as unexpected pregnancies, Uber Eats & Peaky Blinders...
In this episode, the fellas read out a few listener DMs about their bubbles bubbling over. If you need to vent about your bubble trouble slide into the DMs @MattyandManaia on the old IG - a problem shared is a problem halved. While you're there let us know what bold story you lay claim to. Plus, Matty runs us through a must-read cause let's face it you've got time and you've been pretty slack on your reading lately. The book's called 'This is Going to Hurt' by Adam Kay.
In this episode, the fellas discuss the Michael Jordan doco, Simon Bridges getting roasted on sosh med and lick their lips at the idea of KFC re-opening. Plus, more floutists and more behind the scenes stories!
In this episode Matty & Manaia chat to Sir Tim Shadbolt about towing a concrete mixer through West Auckland, running a city from isolation and dancing... Plus, Matty runs a great Zoom Pub Quiz - if you're keen to get involved leave a review and we might tee up a Virtual Pub Quiz for the M&M faithful!
On the fellas last day filling in on Brekky they may or may not get a 'Secret Head of Steam Up', discuss the random testing at a Queenstown supermarket and take a late contender for Caller of the Year. Unfortunately, that caller swore too much and couldn't be played on-air. But there are no rules on the podcast!
The fellas are still filling in on Breakfast and today cover off strange dreams, Joe Exotic on the R-R-Radio, and Faye calls in to give the Ohaewai Dairy, also the pub, though she doesn't drink (but smokes heavily). Plus they give you more EXCLUSIVE stories from behind the scenes at Hauraki...
Today the fellas launch a brand new podcast-exclusive segment "Behind The Scenes" where they share some never-heard-before stories behind some well known Hauraki events. Today hear the true drama behind the boy's entry to Fiji during Bhuja Vinaka. Plus, the fellas are filling in on Brekky and cover off essential adult toys, Hi-Vis vests and even sport!
This week the fellas are covering the Breakfast show on Radio Hauraki while Matt & Jerry are down for scheduled maintenance. They talk working from home, surviving Week 3 in your bubble and Scotty J stops by to cover off the weekend's ACC Super Seven Champion action. Plus, the fellas record an EXCLUSIVE podcast intro in which Manaia achieves all-new levels of podcast comfort.
Matty & Manaia catch up with Joel Shadbolt from L.A.B to check out his lockdown studio and see if having a #1 single makes lockdown any easier. Plus, "What lockdown Politician are you?" and the finer points of dog walking...
Matty & Manaia find out what it's like to actually have the virus from former Flava Radio guy and COVID-19 positive guy Sela Alo. The fellas chat about the Tiger King, starting up an isolation Bingo night and discuss the potential of a Rugby League played in prison, by prisoners. We're talking your R. Kellys, your Mark Lundys, your Cardinal George Pells...
Matty & Manaia check-in on Boris Johnson's COVID plan, David Clark's sweet mountain biking track, discuss piss-ups that never end and get some inspiration from the states to help develop the cult...
Matty & Manaia bring you a daily podcast to hold your hand through these uncertain times. Now you can listen whenever, wherever and with whomever you like. On this episode, the fellas talk boomers flouting the lockdown rules, what it would take to turn for the Tiger King and Matty plots to start his own religion.
Matty & Manaia bring you another Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sit in isolation. This week the Hauraki Drive Show brings a fresh podcast episode every day so you can maintain a level of sanity. On this episode, the boys bring you the best bits of their final show and round it off with a bang. This episode is full of memories, Hauraki's National Happy Hour, Corona Parodys and a chat with Jason Hoyte & Leigh Hart.
Matty & Manaia bring you another Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sit in isolation. This week the Hauraki Drive Show brings a fresh podcast episode every day so you can maintain a level of sanity. On this episode, the boys ask the public for Corona Correspondence, Manaia's cat gets an upgrade, and Samuel L. Jackson comes on the show...
Matty & Manaia bring you another Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sit in isolation. This week the Hauraki Drive Show brings a fresh podcast episode every day so you can maintain a level of sanity. On this episode, the boys ask the public for Corona Correspondence, Manaia is gaming like there is no tomorrow, and the struggles of innocent Corona symptoms in public and how to hide them. Matty & Manaia finally get around to doing a podcast intro, before getting to the best bits from the show which kicks off at 31:15! All that and so much more on today's episode of The Best of Hauraki Drive!
Matty & Manaia bring you another Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sit in isolation. This week the Hauraki Drive Show brings a fresh podcast episode every day so you can maintain a level of sanity. On this episode, the boys discuss their gym regimes, they spitball ideas for their autobiographies and chat everything Corona. Matty & Manaia finally get around to doing a podcast intro, before getting to the best bits from the show... All that and so much more on today's episode of The Best of Hauraki Drive!
Matty & Manaia bring you a Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sits in isolation. This week the Hauraki Drive Show brings a fresh podcast episode every day so you can maintain a level of sanity. On this episode, the boys search for early signs of madness throughout the country, and the concept of 'Whisper Bitching'...
Matty and Manaia bring you a Quarantine Special, as you, a great New Zealander, sits in isolation. Matty, Manaia & Chris Key draft and produce their dream Super Rugby franchise including home turfs, national anthem singers, and of course players.
The boys are just as overwhelmed as you and they decide to tackle the big topics... Like "What have you seen in rush hour traffic" and Manaia has seen the unseeable... Leigh Hart steals a guitar he gifted Manaia and we are all left confused. And of course, Corona...
The opening week of March comes to a close and the boys are covering all bases. The question is asked, What is your town best known for?Hangovers! Matt is struggling as the older he gets the harder they hit and thanks to the listeners, Matty realises he his not alone... 'Food For Thought' also makes another appearance and this week's segment is better than ever.