Crews Control: Recent Episodes
Ari Goldberg, Jason Guss, Pete Broderick, Asylum Podcasts
The cast has gone home and the crew's in control, welcome to Crews Control! The only podcast that dives deep behind the camera at the totally real and not in the least bit fictional J.A.M.P. Productions to showcase the amazing world behind the scenes. At least that's what hosts Props Master Grant Lincoln (Ari Goldberg), Wardrobe Head Leopold Bordeaux (Pete Broderick), and Stunt Coordinator Dorsch (Jason Guss) tell people. If they happen to get rich and famous along the way that works for them just as well. So grab your clipboard and put on your headset, this is Crews Control.
What could be in this episode? I truly don't remember. It will be a surprise for you and me both!
This and the next few episodes should have hit the feed a long time ago. Life got busy. Oops.
I honestly don't remember what the next few episodes entail so the descriptions are going to just be little messages to the listeners like you! Hi, I hope things are going well for you. They are? That's great to hear! Enjoy this nonsense!
Oh, and happy Thanksgiving!
Grant forgets to wipe and has heart problems, Dorsch becomes a dummy and has heart problems, and Leo is still alive and has heart problems. It's been a while since we last heard from The Crew. Well, the strike hit JAMP hard but your three favorite knuckleheads find themselves in the Crews Nest for what might be the very last time...
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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This page contains stories about bikes, circus acts, dental disciples, and vocal coaching.
Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper
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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)
This Page contains stories about school dances, illiterate librarians, loyalty cards, cartoon crushes, and radio shows.
Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com
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We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper
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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)
This page has stories about cats, immersive films, seriously wet mouths, and mutual wives.
Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper
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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)
Don't drink and drive, kids.
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper
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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)
What was once the Book of Pages is now simply "Blank Page". It is still a spin off of a spin off.
This page has stories about weddings, fruit, and valet services.
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Breath in, scream out, do not collect $200.
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This couch has seen a hole lot!
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This PAGE from Crews Control's Book Of PAGES is sponsored by Bertuccis!
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HOOOO-WEEEEE! This PAGE is about dancing!
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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You found a P.A.G.E. (Pete Ari George Episode) from Crews Control's Big Book Of Pages!
This page is dedicated to Wouter André "Wally" De Backer, known professionally as Gotye.
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Ribs so good you'll end up intubated!
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Pop
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Somehow, even though things are wayyyyyy off track, this one is canon... Weird!
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School is in session.
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I spy three spies spying on spies spying on spies.
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Welcome to White Cow, how can I help you?
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Gosh, this one's dumb!
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Hail to the Chef!
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Grant celebrates a birthday and gets a handshake instead of a kiss, Dorsch has the meats and doesn't tip, and Leo is, well you'll see! Stepping out of the shadows this week is friend of the show Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to chat about budget cuts, where Capri Sun falls on the juice box spectrum, and to celebrate The Big Crewhuna Number 3! That's right! This is our three year anniversary episode! We are so grateful to all of our Crewtons out there! We know you exist because of all the emails that we've never received!
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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!
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Grant looks at holes and ranks friends, Dorsch is revitalized and dilated, and Leo is just a penis. Joining the Two Crew this week is the luckiest man from Bulgrovia, Victor Cromenockle.
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You're on with Big Z and The Foot!
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Bring your baby to work day can sometimes lead to astonishing results.
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It's never too early to learn how to properly care for a sack of powder.
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A table for one, a bike for all!
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Love can happen at any depth.
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Your wish is Lord Spraytheon's command.
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When you're facing life and death in Panama, know that OnStar has got your back. As long as your cheapo husband has paid for that feature and it's not pizza Tuesday...
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Dorsch transports the remains of Porsch and encounters several travel issues, Grant chats with Spirit and blesses 2, and Leo's status remains unchanged. Rest in peace little buddy.
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Serving your country has never tasted so good.
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Grant gets reviewed and gifts a $6000 couch, Dorsch puts himself through hell and was on team Pee-wee Herman, and Leo is you guessed it, dead! Joining the two crew this week is "Fluid-props Sub-master" Abe Martins (Ben Cohen) to chat about his time working on the upcoming erotic thriller Sauna.
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Dorsch almost has an Alec Baldwin moment and steals science from children, Grant visits Dave and meats curtains, and Leo is still very much dead. Grant and Dorsch get things back on track and start the interview process to find a new wardrobe head and co-host. They would also like to apologize for the unhappy baby roaming the halls; someone lost their parents in the labyrinth that is JAMP's vending machine wing.
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We're nuts about guts!
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Welcome to Gary's Greek, home of the Sandy Spanakopita!
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Oh, your check engine light is on? Must be a Mazda!
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If it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Or a gaslighting spouse. It's hard to tell!
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This house is simply to die for!
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Craving something savory and sweet? Fin-Dough's sushi/cookie fusion cuisine has got all the competition beat!
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Dorsch feels close and takes one for the team, Grant alliterates and has memories in his eyes, and Leo lies in state. Life sure is fleeting isn't it... Please join us in pouring one out for Leopold Bordeaux.
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Dorsch tosses words and postpones his family life, Grant has a new lady friend and makes a trophy, and Leo recants the battle of the bulge and culls himself. That's right! Bordeaux is BACK!! The full crew reunites and chats about improv, monkeys too smart for their own good, and the effect of gerrymandering on the Outlands and the Badlands. They also take a trip to Old Bladeful.
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The train is still careening off the tracks this week. Spend a little time with Morty and Dennis as they discuss gastric issues, the internet, and climate change.
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Choo Choo! Things have gone off track again this week. The line to enter the Bet-It-All Casino starts here. Enjoy your stay and good luck!
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Grant and Dorsch are back after the feed got taken over by Air Traffic Control last week. Not sure how that happened... The Crew (minus Leo) is joined by two of the hottest idiots they've ever met this week. Topics discussed include Wet Brain, cheap censorship, and reality TV.
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From the creators of Crews Control comes something brand new, something never done before, something so incredibly off track that we even made a new logo. Introducing Crews Control: Off Track!
Until we decide to turn this into a full blown spin-off on its own feed, every once in a while you'll see one of these fully improvised scenes drop instead of your regularly scheduled programming.
Enjoy your flight to Mecha Mecca!
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Grant spins dreidel and eats chocolate, Dorsch has a new pet and might be getting scammed, and Leo is finally back from the battle of the bul... nevermind... it's just another cardboard cutout. Joining the Crew today is Mark Sweeny from HR (Matt Hession). Mark and the guys chat about lifetime subscriptions, library fines, and the philosophical argument of having to pay to access public land.
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Grant is covered in Glop and fires an engineer, Dorsch super-sees and micro-sneezes, and Leo is you guessed it, battling that bulge! Joining the two Crew today is baby delivery man Hank Henry (Ryan Snodgrass). Hank and the guys chat about union rules, game shows, and the many ways to deliver a baby. This episode is sponsored by Ocean State Job Glop.
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Grant and Dorsch are visited by two of the most normal little men they ever did meet. And Leo? He's still battling the bulge.
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Grant is nerdified and drops his balls while Dorsch plays hooky and Leo battles the bulge. Joining the single present Crew member this week is a pair of "friends to kid actors" Decland Morris (Andy Bridges) and Sonia Jones (Bianca Carrasco). They all chat about the power of self-assigned NDAs, coping with Ugly Disease, and experimental youth serums.
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Grant breaks a trance and is a boob, Dorsch plans revenge and says no, and Leo is still battling his bulge. The Crew's Nest is visited by its first baby this week while JAMP is working on the new Baby Geniuses reboot.
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Dorsch donates his body and CCs the CIA, Grant's voice is spot on and plays along, and Leo is battling the bulge. It's another returning guest this week! Timothée Biggums is back and he has new stories to tell. This time with less sting rays.
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Dorsch makes a trench and wears away at his leg meat, Grant solves for Pi and is visited by a ghost, and Leo goes on sabbatical in order to traverse the outlands on an extended spiritual journey we are dubbing "The Battle of The Bulge". Rest assured, we will see Leo again. He just needs to come to grips with a certain new appendage first.
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It's about time! The Crew joins forces once again and travels back in time to fix not a printer, but a printer fixer in dire need of fixing. Along the way, Leo delivers a fatal high five, Grant suffers from time sickness, and Dorsch poaches some dino DNA. Special guest appearances by Al Gore, Dan Jay, and a certain Dubai based oil baron.
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Grant has a brain for radio and invokes the rule of threes, Dorsch goes bleu and waits on hold, and Leo is dealing with a wardrobe accident. Welcome to 101.4 FM, WJAMP. Now accepting callers! (No sheep were harmed in the making of this episode)
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Its Leo's turn to cope with the state of things but luckily Grant and Dorsch are back in the Crew's Nest this week. Grant takes the lead on this week's episode though after Dorsch drinks some bad boba. The Crew inadvertently celebrates Thanksgiving with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss) and his harvest of flesh-toned squash.
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Grant and Dorsch are still adjusting to their new old normal so Leo and Peaby pick up right from where they left off last week for yet another episode of Fixin' The Printer. This episode is Sponzored by Reverse Viagra.
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There's only so much time travel one can handle before needing to take a break so the Crew will be dealing with Leo's newfound "reverse Midas touch" soon. While Grant and Dorsch reacclimate to their new old lives, Leo sits down with the leader of the collation coalition Peaby Wiggleworthy for another episode of Fixin' The Printer.
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But wait, there's more! Grant may have solved his temporal anachronism but Dorsch must have stepped on a butterfly when they were back in the past. The Crew now needs to traverse not only time, but also space, to put Dorsch's life back on the correct path. This episode is brought to you by 3D Purple Fusion buttons, "It's the button of the Summer!"
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Four score and seven years ago our great-great-great-great grandfathers brought forth on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in quarantine, and dedicated to the proposition that all Crew are created equal. Now, Grant, Leo, and Dorsch are engaged in a convoluted trilogy of episodes, testing whether that podcast, or any podcast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
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Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics.
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Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting.
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Grant is afraid and naked and rates male chickens, Dorsch cancelled Batgirl and needs to go back to bed, and Leo leaves some voicemails and operates outside of basic hornyness.
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Dorsch scratches an itch and monitors a party, Grant confesses and describes a cold soldier, and Leo opened a 7/11 brand chocolate bar only to find a golden ticket so he is off touring yet another factory.
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Grant and Dorsch sit down to record a completely normal episode of Crews Control.
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What if these guys got the job? Somebody really needs to fix whatever Grant did to the timeline...
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Grant makes a call and gets blown away, Dorsch gets patched up and eats a dirty meatball, and Leo is off touring the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Rather than featuring a guest this week, Grant and Dorsch use this episode to announce the Crew's new Patreon that they would love for you to subscribe to. Also they make some phone calls to the Dyson corporation.
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Grant wears a diet coat and talks before he thinks, Leo is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and sings an absolute banger, and Dorsch is out sick. Business partners Julian McNutt and Eddie Traygo (Bill Fryer and Andy Bridges) stop by the Crew's Nest this week to talk about waxing and taxing in the film industry.
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Grant narrates and has two feet, Leo has radio mouth and is not immortal, and Dorsch is sound asleep in his own bed. The cast has gone home and so have the crew so what are Grant and Leo doing still roaming around the halls of JAMP after hours? And why does it smell like cookies?
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Grant begs for emails and makes a promise, Dorsch places an order and checks his multiversal map, and Leo is in Africa on the "Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Tour of the Serengeti". Yeah, it's real, look it up. Time is still broken but we'll get back to that eventually. In the meantime, the present Crew is joined by Spiritual Wellness Therapist, Jordan Mancini (Ben Cohen). Topics discussed include the lifespan of crows, dangerous currency conversions, and sneaky waterfowl.
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Another week, another set of wires crossed. Not sure how it happened but we hope you enjoy this rare inside look at the goings-on of Leo's lab.
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Grant is busy washing all of his underwear and Leo is on holiday, so this one is for all you Dorsch super fans out there! Left to his own devices, your favorite Moosekrainian discovers the Crew's recording devices have all been stolen! Not wanting to solve this caper alone, Dorsch opens up the CLUber app and books the help of the prolific detective Grayson Ground.
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Welcome to Season 3 of Crews Control! Remember when Grant invented that time machine a few months back? Well, the ramifications of that event are finally starting to come to light. The timeline is fractured and the Crew is doing everything in their power (sort of) to right Grant's temporal wrongs. Somehow, even though there is no recording equipment in Hot Nuts, that's what the microphones captured this week. Enjoy!
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Grant is incapable of shame and vows to un-Back-to-the-Future himself, Dorsch desperately needs a new chair and sounds like a little green alien, and Leo power rangers and makes an inadvertent callback. Welcome to the Big Crew2na! Can you believe it's been two whole years of Crews Control? We kinda can't! The Crew starts off by catching up with Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) before transitioning to the main event, the party to top all parties. You won't believe who shows up!
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It's week three of the Sweeny Ultimatum and that means the Crew has to solve the vague yet important problem that is simply known as "movie critic." Grant, Leo, and Dorsch take this to mean they need to host a focus group of nationally acclaimed critics to provide feedback on their work.
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Dorsch makes a mean shrimp cocktail and pleads for a fifth, Leo has a tough realization and tries a new diet, and Grant pre meditates and plays with poison. It's week two of the Sweeny Ultimatum and the Crew eventually gets down to business on solving the company-wide problem of eating instead of working.
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Grant is the family pariah and gets detained, Dorsch smokes salmon and sends the Lakers to the moon, and Leo smacks some serious gob and needs a new phone. With only three weeks to solve three problems and the fate of the company hanging in the balance, the Crew gets right to work on the first of Willy's demands. Fixing the plumbing disaster that is JAMP's mesh hole.
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Grant celebrates achieving the milestone that is 100 episodes and reviews the hot new subscription box, Leo gets cinched and reviews the hotter new subscription box, and Dorsch gets a hug and reviews the hottest new subscription box. It's episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than have union labor organizer Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) crash into the Crews Nest with criticism and an ultimatum! Here's to another 100 episodes!
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Dorsch receives a gift and might need a paternity test, Grant remembers two timelines and forgets a famous frog, and Leo visits the dentist and spirals. Due to a big industry-wide strike, nobody was around to guest this week, but the Crew (i.e., Grant) won't let that get in the way of recording episode 99 of their hit podcast. The guys take this time to share some gripes they have with unions in general, chat about the upcoming Big Crewhuna, and also listen to a few of Leo's TikToks.
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Leo gets a new roommate and suffers a toxic burn, Grant becomes a fan and plugs Hot Nuts' newest menu item, and Dorsch is sitting shiva this week. Failed astronaut and screenwriter Chip Aldrin (Bill Fryer) floats into the Crews Nest to chat about NASA requirements, street people, and space sex.
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Grant thanks strangers and is happy to play guest, Dorsch mourns and is sorry about the clicks and clacks and promises to not dip his microphone in his diet schprite anymore, and Leo is on the other side of the world working on a commission from the Prince of Narway to design the royal family's wedding attire. Swinging by the Crews Nest this week is Australian accent coach Timothée Biggums (Jonathan Matheny). Mister Biggums and the Crew chat about Canadian provinces, non-human unions, and the death of Steve Irwin.
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We're off to the races folks! Leo is busy working on his next big project so Grant takes a last minute flight to join Dorsch and Billy the Science Filly in New York for the third leg of the Triple Crown. Put on your big big hat and place your bets for the race of the century!
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Leo gets ready for Hagrid Summer and is not a dad, Grant works on his annunciation and loves it, and Dorsch is at the Preakness. Miniatures expert Norm Ee (Brendan Lorello) stops by the Nest this week on the way to his in-house shrine where he and the Crew talk about triplets, tally marks, and taking five.
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Grant eats a sand-sandwich-wich and remembers his sister Susan, you know, from CERN, Leo may be behind the death of a famous dancer and takes part in yet another experimental test, and Dorsch is at the Derby! Joining the Crew this week is deli meat master, Gregory Heinz, no, not Gregory Hines (Andy Bridges). Gregory and the present crew chat about gimmicky rideshare options, updated food pyramids, and if it's possible to make Ronda Rousey smile.
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Uh oh! Leo has hijacked the airwaves again to bring you all another episode of his hit printer based show. In this episode, Leo sits down with retired Lexmark printer salesman Gruncho Munx (Ari Goldberg) to chat about family portraits, confusing movies, and reverse termites.
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After this week's guest got in the wrong Uber and ended up at Dulce Maria's Sweet 16-Quinceañera-Bat Mitzvah, the Crew are left with nothing to do and no one to talk to. Luckily, the vault of unused content was left open, so Grant, Dorsch, and Leo sit back, relax, and pop in two of the strangest interviews you've never heard. Have a nice beak!
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Grant definitely Back to the Futured himself and eats the wrong part of candy, Leo is a gangly gaunt weirdo and enters his Joker era, and Dorsch is MIA this week but we all know he is riding around the countryside on/with Billy the science filly. Explosives expert Blade Doorknock (Hannah Shifflet) blasts into the Crews Nest this week to chat about Weird Al's hair, Matt Damon fantasies, and the great Chicago fire.
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Grant gets tangled and takes a big gulp, Leo is the Hood Boy and plays a clip from his childhood, and Dorsch sucks and has a big unruly beard. The Crew gets shown around the Asylum Group's shiny yet deceivingly fragile new headquarters by resident sound engineer Vero (Bianca Carrasco). Along with their tour, the Crew and Vero chat about the source of #2 pencils, the great JAMP resume pit, and the status of Timothée Chalamet's spaghetti neck.
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Grant gets a new job to cope with his breakup and may have Back to the Futured himself, Leo meets a basketball superstar and is kinda funny, and Dorsch gets riled up and does comedy math. The guest this week got lost at sea so the Crew takes it as an opportunity to announce JAMP's new business daddy. That's right, Fantasticorp sold JAMP at what we can only assume to have been a huge loss to the company known as Asylum. Also announced are not one, but two upcoming Big Crewhunas 11 and 13 weeks out. This episode is sponsored by Mercury Fork.
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It is the middle ground between truffle farmer and woman wearing a big big hat, between fungus and tennis ball, between Geronimo Grampton and Detective Miller (Matt Hession), and it lies between the love of Grant's life and the depths of his stupidity. This is the dimension of ineptitude. It is an area which we call Leslie's Truffle Farm.
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Grant gets in hot water with Legal and shrinks the Dink, Leo eats forbidden lettuce and gets violently booped on the snoot, and Dorsch gets swoll(en) and goes clearance shopping. Joining the Crew this week is Plant Master Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg). Clorton and the Crew chat about the Onion Union, the tragic story of Marigold Monroe, and cheap shaving products.
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Grant has a shower thought and makes one thing clear, Leo powers through a power bar and provides acerbic wit, and Dorsch has a heaping helping of hay and is definitely dating a horse. No guest this week means the Crew gets a chance to catch up with each other. Together they mourn the loss of Leo's wide car drivers Hans and Gruber, learn more about Billy the science filly, and ponder if pets can truly have a personality. This episode is sponsored by ShrimpStraw!!!
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Leo makes an enemy and promises another's child, Grant gets drunk and loses luggage, and Dorsch is off on a date with his new science girlfriend Billy the science filly. Joining the Crew this week is Agent/Manager/Therapist to the stars, Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan). Tony and the crew talk biohazards, niche HBO channels, and the horrifying truth behind a certain trashcan dwelling Grouch. This episode is sponsored by DEMODONG!!!
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Grant goes a little too deep and springs a leak, Dorsch is confused and makes a map, and Leo is stuck in Moldova. Crashing into the Crews Nest this week is Celebrity Death Announcer, Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran). Waldo is here to break the story of the tragic spaghettification of Timothée Chalamet, but he and the Crew also chat about movie theater rituals and hanging out with people who look and dress just like you.
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Grant tries the soup and takes a compliment, Leo sneezes and pours a nightcap, and Dorsch is stuck in a reverse éclair this week. Dropping into the Crews Nest today is famed erotic fan fiction writer, M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin). The Crew and Ms. Lilac chat about Animorphs, scholastic book fairs, and the power of virginity. Did we mention Animorphs?
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Dorsch goes ham on salami and dresses for a date, Grant questions the booking process and gets a vending machine, and Leo speaks German and settles for Yao Ming. Joining the Crew this week is Dry Ice Aficionado Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker). Mr. Mapleroot and the Crew chat about science, syrup, and the truth about D.B. Cooper.
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Leo's griddle is toast and he gets twin printers, Grant invents time travel and sniffs out some shrooms, and Dorsch adds digits and eats dusty bacon. The aforementioned man of the future (George LaBour) joins the Crew this week to talk about the good old days. Based on most of the future information George shares, it becomes pretty easy to understand why he chooses to talk about his past, which is our present. Beep Beep!
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Dorsch orders lunch and wishes for kids, Grant spins off and doesn't talk about Bruno, and Leo talks to Alexa and has a great big wart. Stepping out of the shadows this week is Fantasticorp lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul). It's been a while since Jason has made his presence known, so the Crew fills him in on what has been going on since then. Additionally, they chat about profits and prophets, including the very mysterious Jesus.
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Grant is the bearer of good news and wants boobs, Leo makes a charcuterie board and gets real wrinkly, and Dorsch is in the home country getting the cure for the Moosekrainian Flu. Joining the Crew this week is Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino), the Historical Consultant on JAMP's new film in the REDACTED universe. Mrs. Applebottom and the boys talk about human aesthetics, cryptids, and the great Pharos of our time. Additionally, Grant and Leo both share some hot takes.
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Grant spins the wheel and doubles down, Dorsch has vocal cord issues and develops a new trigger word, and Leo is nicer now and gets introduced to a new nemesis. Joining the Crew his week is friend of Mr. Fantastic and CEO of the Society of Mildly Evil Gentlemen of America, Phl Davis (Dan Kelly). Topics covered in their discussion include terrible acronyms, how to be more evil, and the secret identity of a particular jolly old man.
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Leo invokes HIPAA and monkeys around, Dorsch catches the Moosekrainian flu and might be a werewolf now, and Grant is willfully obtuse and goes on a date. It's a new year and the Crew celebrates that the only way they know how. By staying late after work and recording another episode of Crews Control. They talk resolutions, relationships, and radical physical changes.
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When Grant and Dorsch are away, Leo will play. And by play, we mean hijack the feed to feature another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Joining Leo is the king of box opening videos, Victor # Copperpot (Ari Goldberg). Tune in to this episode to see just what gets unboxed.
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Grab yourself a glass of something wet and enjoy this selection of six pieces from Grant's new book of poetry, "Destinial Wet".
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Grant gets philosophical and breaks the first rule of a particular club, Dorsch gets a new pair of shoes and shares his breakfast, and Leo is busy visiting his PCP. The Crew is joined by self acclaimed sweat ninja Tommy Towels (Jason Guss) this week. If you're looking for his official title on set, you're looking in the wrong place. Tommy and the Crew talk about perspiration on a molecular level, the tasting notes of celebrity sweat, and what life was like as a teenage ninja.
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Leo has bladder issues and gets real wide, Dorsch opens the door and cuts the mustard, and Grant frightens a friend and works on his poetry. Breaking through the wall this week is probably the only cinematic train conductor out there, Kansas Brickpath (Bill Fryer). Mister Brickpath and the Crew talk about statues of limitations, the etymology of dangerous objects, and proper etiquette technique.
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Leo falls asleep at the wheel and has a normal butt, Grant is older now and is wide awake, and Dorsch tries to be helpful and drugs the chowder. Crashing into the Crew's Nest this week is American Mexican Lucha Libre superstar Liam Stryker (Ed McCabe). Liam and the gang talk about popping pecs, the first successful use of a MoCat suit, and the interconnectivity of inanimate Disney villains.
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Leo gives big ups and asks a premature question, Dorsch uses the wrong salt and goes job shopping, and Grant dehydrates and gets pod-cucked. Joining the Crew this week is the industry's only stunt triple, Crash Macnamara (Adal Rifai). Crash and the Crew talk about what it means to be legally dead, what the grey stuff is and why it's so delicious, and what it's like living in Sega's shadow. Also in this episode, a rare one-on-one exchange between Dorsch and Leo.
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Dorsch joins a nutty new crew, Leo describes Instagram posts he saw, and an emboldened Grant LINCOLN makes pottery. On this episode, the Crew learns about movie aesthetics and special effects from makeup artist Christine McBingus (Twitch.tv/CassAsssss). The Crew also gives their much-requested thoughts on Vin Diesel’s wedding attire, Mr. Peanut’s sordid past, the efficacy of business cards, and much more on a very special 69th* episode of Crews Control!
*Editor's note: Gavin here, Episode 69 was last week you dummies... You were all busy at Hot Nuts... Thanks for the invite by the way...
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Leo takes advantage of his otherwise occupied co-hosts to hijack this week's feed. Rather than your regularly scheduled programming, Leo uses this opportunity to showcase the new episode of "Fixin' The Printer". Joining everyone's favorite Bordeaux this week is everyone's second favorite Bublé! Reginald Bublé (Ari Goldberg) owner and proprietor of Bublé's Brinters, offers his experience and thin helping hand in the Sisyphean task that is Leopold Bordeaux's quest to fix the breakroom printer.
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Leo's gets bold and uses a spare microphone, Grant gets into some of his backstory and wears a custom jacket, and Dorsch is still a little bit piggy and pink. Joining the Crew this week is Gwender Lake (Ann Bybee-Finley), inedible culinary extraordinaire. Gwender talks about her work on the riveting French film Cou Cou, but more importantly she talks about her college experience that she shared with our very own Grant.
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Grant oinks (again), Leo oinks (again), and Dorsch oinks (again). After their Airbnb vacation takes a turn for the worse (or better, depending on whom you ask), the Crew find themselves in the clutches of spooky hotelier Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco). In their quest to escape, they meet a bunch of pigs. Some are fancy, some are horny, all are varying degrees of stupid. Will they ever escape? Will they regain their human forms? Do pigs do standup? Only one way to find out!
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Grant oinks, Leo oinks, and Dorsch oinks. The Crew takes a few days off to stay at a frighteningly cheap Airbnb that Dorsch found while surfing the web. As always, Grant brings the recording equipment along to record "a bit of a podcast". Things start to get a little weird as soon as property owner Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco) welcomes the guys inside. What's going to happen to the Crew, what's the history behind 25 Cityscape Drive, and what's with all these pigs?
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Grant gets a fact wrong and plugs his Instagram, Leo swats human flies and gets emotional, and Dorsch is still out on the Mooskrainian campaign trail. The Crew are joined by Sound Artisan Anthony DaVinci (Matt Hession) this week. They talk about the difference between noise and sound, sound scoops, and bloodline curses. Leo also gives a little preview of his side podcast, Fixin' The Printer.
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Grant wears a scarf and Leo cites Lincoln. Dorsch is out this week but that doesn't stop the rest of the Crew from learning some pretty important news about him. That news is directly related to how and why our guest this week is former President and master impressionist Jimmy Carter (George LaBour). This is a weird one folks!
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Leo has a new boo and remembers his sliming days, Dorsch plays the love man and prepares some appetizers, and Grant tries to be famous and knows a thing or two about Survivor. Everyone's favorite forgotten child star Piper Shawl (Erin Keif) drops by the crews nest this week to talk about her return to the spotlight, the friendly rivalry between banana salesmen Jordan Peel and Keegan Michaels, and what it was like studying under improv guru Del Open.
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After experiencing some technical issues, the Crew gives up on recording a new episode this week. Contractually obligated to put out weekly content, they open up the vault of unusable interviews that were deemed too problematic to release as full episodes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy three interviews that should have never seen the light of day. We're sorry.
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Leo gets the opposite of freaky and becomes an ambassador, Dorsch finds a haunted house and buys a new chair, and Grant gets blinded by science and receives a distracting text message. The Crew was expecting Michael B. Jordan to drop by this week but he had to cancel last minute. Instead of a guest, the Crew makes proper use of time by taking a Buzzfeed quiz, planning a tentative group vacation, and talking about the mysterious carpenter that visited Leo's apartment.
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Dorsch calls for war and gets in the mood, Leo is a bit tangled up this week, and Grant gets a new desk toy that he will be returning, sorry about the clicks and clacks! Later on, sex choreographer Toni Tip (Steph Simon) drops by the Crews Nest to talk about Les Misérables 2, the sexual side of the Applebee's menu, and respective yet distant safe sex.
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Grant sets a trap and locks the door, Leo is late and becomes one with his art, and Dorsch meets a fellow topsider and bakes a quiche. The smallest pyrotechnic in the industry, Mariah (Sam Carty) joins the Crew this week to talk about her work on JAMP's new dramedy, "Sparks". Also discussed are bitty bats, a civil war reenactment gone wrong, and not so secret love.
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Grant takes himself to court over an embarrassing twitter handle and gets pumped up, Dorsch has a hangover and takes charge, and Leo never made it back from the lake as he had to run damage control on an escapee from a certain eldritch sub-basement. Things are feeling back to normal this week as JAMP: a FantastiCorporation turns its focus on the production of the upcoming blockbuster hit Tide and Prejudice. The social media promoter of the film, Blaze Austin (Sam Goldberg), drops by the nest to talk about his work in the industry. #tideneverdies
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Grant and Leo go fishing. Who knows what Dorsch is doing this week! What could possibly go wrong...
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Leo plants a garden and still hasn't fixed the printer, Grant gets ready to go fishing and talks with the tabloids, and Dorsch leaves a message and gets a promotion. Still getting used to their new business daddy, the Crew are joined by FantastiCorp's Risk Assessment lackey Nance Standard (Tayler Bungo) this week. Nance and the gang talk about keeping things wet, natural disasters, and youth soccer.
Gavin... Where are you!!?
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Grant talks about his schooling and suffers shoe related shame, Leo takes another crack at the printer and reveals his age, and Dorsch plays Russian basketball. It's the first day under the new contract so FantastiCorp sends down corporate lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to discuss mission statements and contractual obligations.
Still no sign of Gavin!! Where could he be???
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Grant has delivery problems and gets a little too close for comfort, Leo reopens his lab and comes close to a confession, and Dorsch gets sedated and has fond memories of a rabbit. The Crew visits Dorsch's home country this week to meet up with one of the thousands of lawyers that roam the Moosekrainian tunnels. They get a little bit more than what they bargained for.
Gavin is still missing! I (Grant) won't rest until he is found. Help us find our sweet boy by emailing the tip line!
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Grant spins the news and denounces his family, Dorsch goes vegan and talks about the home country, and Leo gets some bad news and goes on a murder rant. Not even one week into the second year of Crews Control and JAMP gets acquired by FantastiCorp. Thanks for failing to hang up on your video call with the Sharks Leo! Listen as The Crew talks about what this all means for them and the company going forward.
Gavin is missing and Leo promises he is alive and well. If you have seen Gavin or have any leads as to his whereabouts please send a message to the tip line by emailing crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com.
Help us find our sweet boy.
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Dorsch gets deep and loses a bet, Leo knows nothing about the disappearance of the Mandarin and likes it when they call him Big Papa, and Grant makes a heartfelt apology and finally gets the answer he has been hoping for. Welcome to the Big Crewhuna folks! One year later and the Crew is still at it! A bunch of fan favorites stop by to celebrate. We hear some puns, get some financial updates, and we finally learn what an old friend has been doing with her time all year.
Thanks for tuning in this past year! There is so much more to come!!
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Grant screams like a valley girl and makes an abrupt disappearance, Dorsch sucks like a fish and eats like a horse, and Leo is off in the the middle of the ocean on a boat with The Mandarin. It took the Crew 51 weeks but they finally ran out of new guests to call on. Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) is back for the second time this week. Tim and the guys talk about working with 80 horses, the many payrates of the animal kingdom, and the tragic passing of Chef Jeff.
T-minus 1 week until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Grant is on babysitter duty and shares a Lincoln family legend, Leo forms a truce with his nemesis and delivers a spoiler alert, and Dorsch is off touring the Eastern Seaboard as part of the Black and Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Much to no one's surprise Grant got duped again this week into hosting a guest he didn't invite as the stepson of one very famous Michael, Jacob-san shows up at JAMP. Young Jacob-san uses this week's episode as a platform to plug his burgeoning YouTube channel, talk about games, and even record a new video.
T-minus 2 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Leo gets fumigated and is doing just fine, Grant gets tricked and creates a fancy new signature, and Dorsch gives us a taste of his hot new tight five. Later on Celebrity Signature Artist Goober Suck (Rhett Sosebee) drops by to talk about the difference between an autograph and a signature, People's Ugliest Man Award, and what it's like working at Wegmans.
T-minus 3 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Grant uses cruise control and gets a mouthful of cicadas, Dorsch coins some new expressions and has a pizza related disappointment, and Leo gets pranked and isn't inherently wrong. The Crew is joined by Foley Artist Organ Hurley (Mark O'Connell) this week. After clarifying that not all Foley is in the style of Police Academy's Michael Winslow, Organ and the gang talk about missing PAs on the set of the Hannibal Lecter documentary and the sound a banana makes. Later on, the Crew experience some serious technical difficulties along with some major interference caused by a visiting UFO. Gavin did his best okay?
T-minus 4 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Dorsch hits his and plans a wedding, Leo plays hide the Keurig and plucks a violin, and Grant bothers a barista and gets sexy. Another week of Grant not securing a guest, another week of the Crew talking to a walk-in. Composer and creator of the Yellow Scale, Eddie Yellow finds his way into the Crews Nest this week. He and the Crew talk about the curious case of his cursed ring, an impossible melody, and a cease and desist battle with Billy Joel.
T-minus 5 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Leo sets a dangerous precedent and recounts a heinous nightmare, Dorsch makes an observation and sends an email, and Grant plays a hero and saves the day, or at least Leo from disassociating. Thanks to some Craigslist confusion, this week's guest is not Jason Bateman. Instead, the newly named Hackle Backness (Andy Bridges) shows up in his place. The Crew and Hackle talk about his work as a background painter for moving pictures, what really happens at New York Fashion Week, and they get a little too deep into a Shark Tank roleplay.
T-minus 6 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special!
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Leo starts work on a new project for one very sexy giant and loses his glasses, Dorsch misunderstands the responsibilities for one of his roles in the company and interrupts the filming process, and Grant develops a new vice and stinks up the place. After responding to a poorly worded telephone pole ad Grant put up, director of "mostly" adult films, Joey DeMico stops by the Nest to talk shop with the Crew. They get into some pretty steamy stuff including but not limited to promiscuous horses, the purpose of dentures, and the practicality of pizza in porn.
T-minus 7 weeks until the "Big Crew-huna" one year anniversary special!
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Leo goes back to basics and picks up the paparazzo mantle once again, Grant gets a Lincoln family update and plays to the wrong demographic, and Dorsch takes on a hunk and fills some buckets. Podcast, or as real podcasters call them, casties, critic Candace Saint Martin Lacroix (Ceara O'Sullivan) moves into Christoff's old office to dish out some doorknobs. She and the Crew talk S.U.V.s, boomer's babies, and a popular ex president's lesser known but much-better-than-the-other-one podcast.
T-minus eight weeks until the big one year hullabaloo special episode!!
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Grant leads his first tour and looks for a friend, Dorsch refuses to share and ingests 50,000% of the daily dose of cracked black pepper, and Leo is away this week living his best life delivering the keynote speech at ScarfCon2021 in Ithaca New York. Things at JAMP are starting to look up now that Grant took that 91% pay-cut. That is until Fire Marshal Chuck Chocolatebar (Sam Goldberg) gets a scarf-laden anonymous tip that the building "has got to go." Aside from some bone-dry baked goods, an extremely isolated water supply, and the group of seemingly fireproof Moosekrainian cult members turned acrobats that Dorsch brought over from the home country, what could possibly go wrong?
T-minus 9 weeks until our big one year anniversary special!
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Grant cooks the books and plays by finders sweepers rules, Leo buys 22 million dollars worth of milk and becomes a minority owner of the Miami Marlins, and Dorsch meets the parents and gets lost in a metaphor. Instead of an industry guest this week, Leo and Dorsch bring on JAMP's newly hired accountant Victor Pellegrini (Matt Hession) to hold an intervention for Grant's ludicrous handling of the company budget. Will JAMP be able to claw its way out of the red? Find out that and more on this weeks episode of Crews Control!
T-minus 10 weeks until the big one year special.
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Grant goes biblical and gives a Lincoln update, Leo advertises free labor and promises he isn't working as an FBI informant, and Dorsch is off this week as he accepted an "invitation" to visit the TJ Maxx international headquarters with his "girlfriend." After getting tipped off by Christian Bale, anger management consultant and concierge punching bag Tucker Crispin (Jeremy Peacock) drops by the Nest to offer his services. Also featured this week is a deep dive into the brave delusions of the Maple Martyr... whoever he is...
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Leo swears he is happy and gets in touch with his fellow man, Grant incorrectly applies for a raise and goes foot to peel with a banana, and Dorsch gushes about his new maxxinista girlfriend. The Crew is later joined by On Set Dad and fan of the show Clark Dunkin (James Melloni). Clark and the guys talk adoption, space exploration, and the upcoming Dadolympics. Crews Control runs on (Clark) Dunkin.
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Grant compares apples to oranges and learns about the insides of chickens, Leo gets high and plays games on company time, and Dorsch cooks himself up and gets a nose full of toxic fumes. Mikey Toitle (George LaBour) from the Sunoco down the street and apparently the sub-basement of JAMP drops by to talk nothing but knock offs. Some highlights include a Scooby Doo based case of copyright infringement, the PBR book of second place records, and everyone's favorite traveling circus.
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Leo raps about his harrowing origin story and gets afraid, very afraid, Grant is forced to confront his feelings and drops some sick scientific knowledge, and Dorsch promises he is not a creep and drops some sick scientific beats. The Crew is joined by yet another uninvited guest this week as Set Tutor Juniper (Sam Carty), picks the lock on the door. Not wanting to pass up on an interview, the Crew and Juniper get to talking about famous orphans, Sylvester Stallone, and the artistic stylings of rogue finger painter, Finger Banksy.
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Leo unleashes his inner camel and mounts a big fish, Grant continues pushing for a new catch phrase and shares an old voicemail, and Dorsch has his reality shattered when he finds out some very troubling news about the Mailman. Grant must have left the door open because Lady Gaga's personal Assistant wanders uninvited into the Nest this week. The Crew and this sad, sad, man get to talking about forgetting one's own name, losing famous dogs, and who the real "Little Monster" is.
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Leo snagged a 336 hour long tee time at the country club of all country clubs so he's off putting and strutting his stuff with the big shots. Grant and Dorsch are left behind to captain the ship and baby, it's smooth sailing! Joining Dorsch and Grant is Jake Archer, you know, from the Chick-Fil-A down the street? Things get wild without Leo around to keep these knuckleheads in check! The Crew talks vigilante justice, KFC bucket blasters, and earth shaking gender reveals.
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Grant wears his sunglasses at night and explains how he got those scars, Leo unpacks his daddy issues and gives an update on his mommy searches, and Dorsch tries to write his own name. JAMP's new set photographer Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley) steps into the Nest to talk about Peter Pan, the zero budget film Tiles No More, and the film technique only known as "Shadow Man". Leo also doubles down on his line of hoodies for ugly dogs with the...help?...of Grant.
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Dorsch actually did it! He went back to night school! He also took the podcast equipment with him leaving Grant and Leo with no way to record the weekly episode. In lieu of your regular serving of Crews Control, we present to you a glimpse into the life of everyone's favorite stunt man. Follow Dorsch as he learns about potatoes and email and then sit down with him as he enjoys every last bite of night lunch.
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Grant questions the wording of the intro and fails to understand how potatoes work, Leo unveils his new fashion line for hideous dogs and plugs his handiwork in the upcoming film "Cruella", and Dorsch sends his first email then tuckers himself out. Later, JAMP's new Security Guard Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg) steps away from his post to chat with the Crew about why he was hired and how he ended up oiled up on the set of George Clooney's new movie, Ocean's 300.
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Dorsch learns the letter L and plants explosives in the wrong place, Leo cooks a meatloaf and has beef with His Dark Materials, and Grant blows up a federal kitchen and makes a reference even he doesn't understand. On their return to the Nest the Crew chats with Craft Services lead Kumquat "Shalley" Coaster (Sam Merriweather). Shalley shares what it was like growing up with the name Kumquat and she shows off her fully loaded utility belt. Also touched upon are Robert De Niro's dietary preferences and much to Grant's chagrin, a pitch for a new Props Master.
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Leo has four big ideas and reveals his non-sexual porn preferences, Grant has one hell of a Freudian slip and makes a slam dunk call back, and Dorsch refuses to go back to night school. The Crew is later joined by probable fraud, Professor Carl Sand (Ryan Snodgrass), lead, and almost sole actor of the "Discovery Of" franchise. The "Professor" chats about his feud with Hollywood action man Steven Seagal, and poorly explains how his film includes a "legally different enough" take on a pretty well known IP.
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Leo leaves for good and then comes back a few more times before leaving again, Dorsch kills an ape and still hasn't learned how to use his email, and Grant turns up the heat and fails the reverse Bechdel Test. Once Leo is gone the Crew's Nest is visited by motion capture duo extraordinaire Dingle and Books (LaBour and Pete). These two industry workhorses share some behind the scenes looks at the world of playing animals, both the head AND the butt. A little later, secrets from the Lord of the Rings casting process get spilled as does an astonishing amount of synthetic animal red oil. JAMP is relieved to report that no real animals were harmed in the recording of this podcast.
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Leo has one week left but still manages to nab a personal sponsorship, Grant brags about his failures and puts his sun to good use, and Dorsch finally tells us exactly where he is from and the truth will shock you. Later on, fan of the show and advertising pioneer Gloria Bryce Pump (Talia Fraine) pops her head in the Nest to talk slow motion, the sex appeal of food, and breast pumps. The crew also gets deep on the ethical dilemma of slaughtering synthetic animals for their synthetic fur.
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Leo strikes stock market gold and ends up on Forbes top 10, Dorsch incorrectly disposes of his lunch, and Grant's brain wages war on itself. Speaking of money, film financier William "Bill" Davies Papomp (Ryan Gaul) drops by the Crews Nest to see how much money he can raise for some potential upcoming JAMP productions. We also find out what happened to Grant that caused him to diverge away from his family's average CERN level intelligence. #JackBlackGetFucked #WeActuallyLoveJackBlackAndFormallyInviteHimOnThePodcast
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Grant decides to put his past behind him and literally tries to cook up the next hit film, Leo gets a little too political and tells the true story of his family's "Glasserole Incident", and Dorsch goes rooting around in a stranger's purse and almost makes an unfixable mistake. A little later, Gesticulation Consultant Ronny (Marissa Rice) stops by the Nest to talk nonverbal talk. Ronny brings a lot to the table and Dorsch helps her unpack it all. Some of the topics the Crew covers with her are how holding a mug defines one's character, the dark and unsurprisingly erotic world of the Spy Kids fan-fic site "Thumblr", and how ten minutes of Tech Deck a day keeps the TEC-9 away.
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Grant takes everyone on a company expensed trip to Gettysburg PA for the annual Lincoln Lodge Luncheon. Dorsch thought he was going on vacation and Leo wants nothing more than to be kicked off the grounds. Much to Grant's surprise, two newcomers are seated at his regular table. The Crew sets up another remote nest and chats with Topster McMan and Mary-T (Ethan Parets and Laurel Gozzo). Additionally, Grant speaks the saddest sentence of all time, Leo secures a very romantic date, and Dorsch pulls a National Treasure.
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Leo makes an unapologetic vow and reveals he is in possession of Grant's least favorite historical artifact, Dorsch has a fashion faux pas and is totally not illiterate, and Grant invites his co-hosts to a party at his family's ancestral home, the Lincoln Lodge. Speaking of parties, the Crew sits down with famed stunt double Buck Housman (Billy Cox) at the wrap party for one of JAMP's recent films. Buck peels himself off of two giant celebrity-lookalike-strippers to come chat about his suspiciously timed injuries and the "death" of Timothée Chalamet. We wish this episode was sponsored by Pringles; Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
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Leo that rascal! He absconded with the recording equipment leaving Grant and Dorsch alone in the Crews Nest without any idea of what was going on. In the meantime, Leo goes on a way too arduous quest to find eight bottles of champaign for an upcoming wrap party. He ends up at the local mall where he interacts with a plethora of new faces including but not limited to Banana Republic employees Vermont and Michigan (Zach Barker and Ari Goldberg). Leo also comes face to face with some old camp bullies and has a close encounter of the fifth kind. You don't want to miss out on this inside look into the everyday life of Leopold Bordeaux!
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Grant lets slip the existence of some of the Lincoln family secrets, Leo mourns his failed project and generates even more online enemies, and Dorsch says yes to drugs. Bob Francis, you know, that old union lighting guy, (JJ Moran) stops by to talk about the new documentary "Lights, Camera, Lights Again" that he and J.A.M.P. are working on together. Along with the film, Bob and the Crew chat about the sordid past of other famous Bob, Bob Barker, the three best places to do cocaine, and later they all enjoy watching a clip from the project they worked on together last, the 90 minute Oscar winning Zippo lighter commercial.
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Leo announces his new architectural project, Dorsch reveals his new discount tattoo, and Grant boasts about how he singlehandedly ruined an entire city's economical and educational industry leaving it nothing more than a sad coal town. Later on, the Nest is visited by Fred Jones (Dan Kelly), Head Puppeteer and Creator of Firefighter Funhouse. Fred and a few of his puppets teach the Crew about the magic triangle of facial features, the difference between Yoda and Grover's voices, and have a deep conversation about soles and the fishmongers who monger them.
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Grant had so much fun during the first leg of his BO-BA Journey of Self Discovery on the Ugandan Savannah that he decided to take the recording equipment with him on the second leg in Salt Lake (no not THAT Salt Lake). Leo and Dorsch take a well deserved but probably not earned break from recording while Grant is off discovering himself. Join your favorite presidential descendant as he meets a plethora of new friends including Barf Kingsley and Mr. Pilot (Pete Broderick and George LaBour), enjoys the hospitality of three very unique hotels, and walks a mile, or rather a tunnel, in Princess Diana's shoes.
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It's our twentieth episode!!! We didn't do anything special for it. Grant tears the syfy channel a new one, Leo gets up close and personal with Idris Elba's crotch, and Dorsch learns that there is more to the Star Wars universe than that one animated show on Disney XD. Later on, Hollywood's best aspiring agent Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan) stops by. Tony has nothing to do with Martian Conquest or anything we at JAMP are working on. Grant invited him to guest on the show after meeting him in a filthy Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!
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Grant prepares for a journey of self discovery, Dorsch sets his eyes on an AILF, and Leo experiences a kind of fatherhood. A little later we have quite the guest in the Nest this week! Krypto the Super Dog and his pal Ace the Bat-Hound take a break from fighting dog based evil to talk about their new fil... What's that? Different Krypto? And it's Grant's fault? Yeah, that checks out. Somehow we end up talking to Krypto Wesley (Jonas Olson) the currency expert for the new docudrama "Bitcoin Of Truth" this week. Krypto the regular human gives the Crew a lesson on the crazy world of cryptocurrency using hands on exercises like "make your own coins", and "send it to Boris".
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Grant gets sticky feet and discovers a new allergy, Leo shows off his love for Grant in his own special way and signs off on a gorilla, and Dorsch wants his job back. Then, Development Executive for a major network Gil Kingsling (Ryan Gaul) stops by the Crew's Nest to sift some clams, and by that we mean listen to pitches for the network. We're pretty sure he ended up at J.A.M.P. by mistake but hey, we'll take it! Not wanting to miss out on the chance for fame, the crew masterfully throws together the pitch of the century.
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If you were ever curious about what would happen if Grant managed the company budget then this is the episode for you! This episode is also for you if you are a fan of Leo's line of unwearable shoes, the origin and meaning of Dorsch's name, Hooters' salad bars, and father-son underwear. Later on, but not much later, the Nest gets an early visit from none other than Arizona's self titled "sexterminator" Harry Russel (Bill Fryer). Harry hired J.A.M.P. to run a very avant garde ad campaign for his exterminator business, and trust us when we say these ads make perfect sense.
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Grant shows off what he has learned from taking popularity classes, Dorsch is such a Zoe, and Leo recalls just how he ended up in a coma and let's just say it involves a carnival caravan. Later, Miranda Kosgrove with a K (Sam Carty) gets blown into the nest where she talks about her role as Hair and Makeup Stylist on the serialized film I.T. Girls. Please excuse Grant's stuffy nose, he is sorry. sniff
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Big changes are announced! You'll never believe what happened at JAMP! Leo vindicates Grant, Dorsch's soul gets saved, and Grant mixes up the meaning of the word ass in a pretty big way. Later on Hymnal Director of the lottery-scheme Christian film Heaven's Hope, Veronica Grant (Bianca Carrasco) stops by to talk religion. She didn't want this to get out but let's just say, Veronica has ties to all sorts of religions. She also sings a biblical classic and boy does it slap.
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Dorsch talks about his profitable new trampoline based charity, Grant brags about hand props, Leo takes a walk in a poor person's shoes, and Christoff teases a big company announcement. Joining the Crew in the nest this week is world renowned dialect coach Kelly Vorelli (Marielle O'Malley). Kelly takes the Crew on an alcoholic accent adventure and then runs some roleplay sessions showing off just what she is capable of.
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Oh My God! Grant attempts to retake control of the introductions but experiences what can only be described as a short circuit. Dorsch and Leo continue to conspire against Grant by seeing just how far they can push his ability to segue. Later on Actor Social Order Supervisor Oswald "Ozzy" Packinack (Ben Cohen) climbs into the Crews Nest to talk about his role on the set of Oh My God!. Someone has to keep actors in their societal and hierarchical place and apparently that's the job description! We also talk about the documentary series Men In Black, and the dark side of SAG.
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We know you were all excited for Dame Judi Dench this week but a company-wide evacuation notice due to one of Leo's Instagram posts means that there is no guest this week! So, the Crew takes a break from talking about work and instead turns their attention to Leo's continuing rivalry with the Mandarin. Also, Grant breaks an NDA when he lets Dorsch and Leo in on what he has been up to in his spare time.
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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Leo follows up on last week's vague apology while introducing his own personal MCU level nemesis, Grant offers up what may be too many puppy dog eyes, and Dorsch tries his hand at the intro and outro. Later, we chat with Caterer Casey McCarthy (Sam Goldberg) about his work on Judd Apatow's magnum opus "Beneath The Cabinet". Casey tells us about his time growing up in Africa, being saved by a group of lawyers that definitely do not qualify as a cult, and the thankless job of feeding lettuce to Emma Stone.
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The Crew reads this week's letter from Christoff aloud. You won't believe what he has to say! Everyone has something to get off their chest. 24 minutes later, Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) climbs into the nest to answer questions ranging from small to, you guessed it, BIG! We also reminisce over the very first episode we never released and its legendary guest. This episode is sponsored by Sauce Towel. "Kazaam, Sauce Is Gone"
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Grant offers to take Christoff out for lunch on Leo's dime, Leo unveils "gas station sheik", and Dorsch tests Grant's blind acceptance of everything by feeding him garbage. Later on, famed Actor/Janitor/Spy/Baseball Player Bill Lee (Ryan Snodgrass) drops by to talk shop. To be honest though, the Crew really just uses him to clean the Nest. Other topics include Spirit Airline's dogfights, lawyers with long range weapons, and surprising gas station amenities.
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The Crew gets a game changing letter from owner and CEO of J.A.M.P. Productions Cristoff, Leo announces his new hobby and potential lineage, Grant shares he has the hots for a particular Pence woman (no not Mother), and Dorsch reminds us how he got his job. Our guest this week was going to be Keith Richards but he thought Grant was just asking for an autograph. In his stead we got the best key grip in the business, Stephen Staarrre (Hank Nooney). Let's just say Mr. Staarrre grips much more than just keys. He also shares the secret to the art of visualization and gives quite the scoop on the mangiest little dog in Hollywood, Timothée Chalamet.
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Whats this? A mysterious sticky note left on Grant's "parking spot"? Actual plot? Listen to find out!
Jason Child (Matt Griffin) drops by this week to talk about his time as Script Supervisor on the new happy go lucky film about a murderous middle-schooler, "Tyler's Secret" The Crew talks Bond, Etymology, Jeff Bezos' time as Leo's penis handler, and those blue signs with the turtle on them all over parking lots.
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Grant Lincoln, great great great great grandson of Abe Lincoln, finally shares some of his family secrets with the Crew. From Gettysburg to big tennis, your questions WILL get answered. Later on the director of The Translator, Lesley Knight (Ann Bybee-Finley) enters the Crews Nest. Lesley, being the only Hollywood director with a degree in quantum physics, chats with the Crew about her crazy directorial talent of making the concept of time travel immensely uninteresting. They also discus the vermin problem on set, and later wax poetic about "crazy future man Gary Busey".
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Self described Comedy Fluffer Lev Stevenson (George LaBour), barges into the "crews nest" this week. He tells us about his time as the the fourth stooge, his pivotal role in the oddly prophetic film "Kennedy In Dallas, Don't Lose Your Head", and does his best to make us laugh with his seemingly endless stream of book puns. We are also given quite the scoop on famous funnyman Mike Myers. As Mr. Stevenson himself says, "You can't help but laugh."
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Leo and Dorsch finally return from their impromptu trip to New Mexico to find that Grant has made some changes to the break room. After some finger lickin' stories from their Midwest adventure, the crew welcomes famed composer Hank Melon (Andy Bridges) into the "control room". We finally tackle important issues like Oklahoma BBQ vs. Ukrainian BBQ, the flavor profile of a basketball, and we uncover the startling truth behind how John Cena got so jacked. Also, please excuse Grant for speaking into the wrong end of the microphone for the first 15 minutes. He really is doing the best he can.
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Well, that certainly didn't take very long. Janet Tongas has quit her position as Production Assistant at J.A.M.P Productions. The answer to why lies within this very episode. We honor her departure by not having a guest this week. Leo had Hollywood big shot Jason Momoa lined up but Grant refused on account of not wanting to be seen in such a vulnerable state. In lieu of Mr. Momoa, the guys chat about Leo's beef with Hugh Laurey, Grant's magnum opus, and the dunk contest they had vs. Shaquille "The One Who Walks Between Worlds" O'neal.
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Theme Song by Steve Sarro
The Crew is back for another episode after a long day on set. Grant and the gang reveal what they've sacrificed for the podcast. Later on, and don't let his creditors know, Location Coordinator and Security Detail Specialist Paul Anspring (Mark O'Connell) stops by to talk bedbugs, the art of hot dog sucking, and everyone's least favorite hive, The Pestborough Baptist Church.
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Theme Song by Steve Sarro
The cast has gone home and the crews in control, welcome to the pilot episode of Crews Control! Grab a clipboard and put on your headset as you join J.A.M.P. Productions crew, Grant Lincoln, Leopold Bordeaux, Janet Tongas, and Dorsch on their mission to become rich and famous. Shortly after declaring they were the only ones who hadn't left for the day, everyone's favorite starlet Mary-Lynn Thepostman proves the crew wrong and drops in on the recording session to talk triplets, tits, and the US Post Office.
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Theme Song by Steve Sarro