For all of you most intelligent effects people:

In my quest to be lazy, I can't find a/an auto-wah, envelope filter that actually works.
I have a Dunlop Cry Baby that gets as funky as I want but, as I say, I am lazy.
Specific problem:
Bass with active pre-amp, I use the on board volume control. I don't play nor will I play a passive Jazz bass where you dime the volumes and use the volume control on the amp. even though I know that is the answer. ( I have nothing against passive...

Auto/wah, Envelope filters????