This episode sees us bringing you yet more news, views and opinions on the tidal wave of new kits coming out for the 2019-20 season. And BOY do we have opinions. We wag a critical finger at Dundee for their colourful shirt sponsor fail, snigger sarcastically at Greenock Morton's away kit (featuring skirt-shorts and integral groin bulge) and shake a fist at the veritable insult that is Newcastle United's home kit inspiration. All this, plus a lengthy discourse on the current trend for LGBT rainbow motifs and much more besides.

Crib Sheet available here