Patrick learns about redicles, the Hershey chocolate shortage, the torrent of human waste during the M.A.S.H. finale, the value of the Dallas Cowboys, the massage loving NFL Quarterback, Deshaun Watson gets a six game suspension, George Jetson turns 100 years old, lots of Hollywood deaths, Jeopardy signs two game show hosts, Sprite discontinues using green bottles after 60 years, Magnum P.I. returns to NBC, Rolling Stone magazine releases the top 200 dance songs of all time, plus a whole lot more.