Mark and Ben's Mid 20s Crisis: Recent Episodes
Mark and Ben's Mid 20s Crisis
This week we talk about Christmas in a big and magnificent way
Wouldn't be awful if the mid 20s just went and stopped. Well, it did.
But!
We are working on creating a brand new thing. Newt from the ashes based on internet worship and newts.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Trip Advisor Tiger
Bang on time you sad newt. How do you like me now!
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about having too many pelicans
Setting new land speed records for being late - Eat that Musk
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Something Else Not Late
You lucky lamb.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Trip Advisor Tiger
Thank God for love hearts finally giving the customers what they want. Another way to consume Emojis
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Python Beef Burgers
And nothing more.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts
This week we talk about Trip Advisor Tiger
Help! I'm badly stuck in a podcast with very poor production value!
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about All Croydon Cat Killer, No Filler
I messed up the mic again lol - Mark is quiet as a mouse. :P
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Twomey To You
Sorry about the terrible sound quality.We're still learner podcasters with L plates and no real idea of what we're doing.
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This week we talk about Bros before Crows.
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Ordinary Crisps.
"What flavour are they?"..."ordinary"...[feelings of suspicion are increased]
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Accusation of the Occupation
What are you talking about? A wizard is never late.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Cress Fallen
Brand new format! Eliminating original thought one neuron at a time.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Things We Would Change.
Drivel, utter drivel.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Idiots
Namely us. And then we go after the main culprit here: sweet old ladies.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Holiday
Have you ever been on holiday? We have. If you don't know what it is like maybe listen and you'll get a sense.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about DIY
Pull yourself together and cover yourself in your own fantastic achievements
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Men
"Boys boys boys, let me see them without their trousers"
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about England
Hold onto your St. George's flag and stab yourself a dragon.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Success
You have successfully downloaded this lovely podcast. Successful things are in store for you and your successors.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Problems
We have got the solution to your problem. Unless it is a real problem then you should find someone with a real brain to talk to.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Football
Sorry about the sound quality in the pub. Maybe it is a nice atmosphere?
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Action
Action boys get together for some excellent action man on action man action.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Nature
This podcast is totally on time and you are the one living in the past counting the days and thinking that it is almost a week late! And if you even get me started on the 49th episode calamity you better get used to daily knuckle sandwiches. DAILY!
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Magic
Careful we don't enchant you into a trance and you wobble off your bike.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we catch up after not having seeing each for a number of weeks.
We never even got on topic.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Lonliness
Mark's one man show goes super well but Ben is left out in the cold weeping into his own mouth for nourishment
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
This week we talk about Dreams
TheMarkandBen used Dream Eater. It was super effective.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts.
EASTER. Also happy birthday to ben. Featuring all sorts of great stuff you'll love to giggle and laugh at based on an Easter theme. Bloomin Jesus, what a great guy.
This week we talk about Rubbish
I'm sorry.
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This week we really try to remember to talk about Memories
This is a podcast that you will have a hard time forgetting unless you already have.
The Mid 20s Crisis is a side gig project that earns no money and produces brilliant podcasts. You lucky lot!
This week we talk shop. Work.
We work hard at work and particularly hard on podcasts about work.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we discuss all things Vanity.
Look at me you beauty! You love me! Tell me you love me!
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we discuss all things Maths.
There is no way this podcast will do anything for your ability to do mathematics.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
We talk this week about Life Hacks. How to make yourself a more well rounded and better person - Self help for people that need it by people that need it.
Life Hack link we discuss: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/top-10-life-hacks-week.html
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we are talking about writing. How to write a CV and other fantastic things.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we are talking about Communication.
We are talking about all sorts of interesting topics.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we talk about Europe.
We tried to avoid talking about Brexit and we did okay avoiding it.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
This week we talk about thermodynamics and breast milk.
Silver tongue little dogs.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
Chuff chuff chuff! Warm up your bone marrow for more than half an hour's worth of content. Hands up who loves content? Well we do too. That's why we've done this content at you. We chat about some interesting news stories from the Evening Standard and waffle on for a bit. Then we get down and dirty on the fitness topic by going on about an Australian fitness instagram guru and whether she's right for the world and then take a look at the NHS's advice on how to stay fit. It's all superbly entertaining.
The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.
mumbles incoherently through a mouthful of biscuit crumbs "welpome po lu podkajk, dis week iss awout GLED!" swallows last of the biscuity remains "sorry about that, what I meant to say was: welcome to the podcast, this week it's about greed"
It's got a lot of very interesting points, like when Mark once accused someone of being a sex offender in his first week of a new job. We also discuss
HEY! I wrote a whole big description about this but it got deleted. So here's Wikipedia's intro page on "new year" for your reading joy:
New Year is the time or day at which a new calendar year begins and the calendar's year count increments by one.
Many cultures celebrate the event in some manner[1] and the 1st day of January is often marked as a national holiday.
In the Gregorian calendar, the most widely used calendar system today, New Year occurs on January 1 (New Year's Day). This was also the case both in the Roman calendar (at least after about 713 BCE) and in the Julian calendar that succeeded it.
Christmas eh? Don't you love it eh? All the stress and horror of it. It feels like it's going to be a lovely holiday to unwind, but it ends up winding you up. Anyway, if you're stressed out this Christmas why not smash this podcast straight up your ears and tell your entire family to fuck off while you listen and enjoy a lovely glass of sherry.
This is like a fun run-up to Christmas present isn't it? It's not all about Christmas though, so even if you're about to listen to this in the middle of the Bahamas on a lovely beach - you will still heavily relate to this. It's exquisite content and side-splittingly humourous.
I forced mark into talking about something i don't know much about and anything i did know was well out of day. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I hope you all have a brilliant one!
Don't think I don't normally write a description. Here it is. We solve the objective purpose and value of art.
Here's something we said we'd link to: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/nov/27/john-baldessari-emoji-exhibition-spruth-magers-gallery-los-angeles
The Homer poem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrZBmP_6cw
Comedy. Deal with. We chat about lots of comedy things (not including ourselves, since we're not commedians) including who'd make our all-time sitcome character 5-a-side teams! Let us know who'd be in yours. We're @TheMarkAndBen on all the social media you can think of.
Bonjour et beinvenue au podcast de Mark et Ben. C'est énormément drole quoi ! On a pas le droit de faire un podcast sur la france parce que on est un peu tres rosbif. Mais tu vas faire quoi ? Tu vas nous tuer ? Non, je pense pas. Faible crottin de chevre ! Bref, si tu veux l'écoute tu peux-en faire d'accord ? C'est ouf ! Sanglier c'est le mot le plus importante en francais.
As is turns out this is not Episode 26 as the brainless fool decree on this podcast. Have a lovely one on this one chaps.
Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars
dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh!
Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for days In cars
dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh!
Here in my car Where the image breaks down Will you visit me please If I open my door In cars
dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh!
Here in my car I know I've started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seems right In cars
dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh!
Boop-de-doop-de-doo-de-doop-de-doop-DEH-doop
Get 10% off your Halloween goodies at Pantaloons, just say you came from this podcast!
Go to Pantaloons.co.uk to find out where it is (hint: it's in Pimlico in south west London)
This time of year is very scary. Look after yourself and don't eat too many sweets. Give your favourite relative a call and spook the shit out of them*. They'll like it.
*don't.
Roll up to the mo-foing party that is this podcast recorded live just near a party. Remember the smell of bouncy castles? Remember cheese and pineapple on a stick? Remember how weird it all was? And me. We're going to deep dive that ish for a fully pepped up podder where mark's hungover offf of previous parties and ben slightly less so. You C*NT!
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Maybe you think you're a charitable guy, but have you ever given money to someone who lives on the street? Why not? Because you reckon they're secretly earning 60k from their cushy piss-filled street corner? Well they ain't. We'll cover that and other subjects in this podcast all about all kinds of charity.
Zelda? Sonic the Hedgehog? Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge? All these sorts of games and more are totally overlooked in this week's podcast. We get down and dirty in the virtual world of video gaming and discuss whether having been brought up on the bastards has effed us up (it hasn't). Bye!
Listen to this if you aren't a bumbaclart and perhaps even if you are. Space has far more facets to it than just being a load of nothing above earth. Most of everything is made up of just space. Therefore the concept of space pretty much covers everything. Including the computer space bar. Come with us and boldly go where no podcast has ever gone before.
Help! I never wrote a description for this. It's about fashion but I can't remember the content. One thing's for sure - it's side-splittingly funny.
We talk about animals.
I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me I know its my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you (Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you POKEMON! Gotta catch'em all!! Gotta catch'em all!! POKEMON!!!
Hey good lookin' what chat got cookin? Is it your eyebrows? Because they smell horrendous. We're covering the variations of the word Candy Floss across the worlde, Ben getting attacked by a half-naked man playing a mouth piano and Mark getting banned from eating Spicy prawn soup. Not only that but Mark hypocritically explains why you can't call things GAY having just done so 5 seconds before! Other topics we touch on are Dennis the Menace, Ben criticising Mark's Mum's syrup sponge and a blatantly plagiaristic retelling of Matt Morgan's Pin Pin story.
Left hook/right hook, ropeadope and buttslam. All of these topics aren't covered in this week's podcast. In anticipation of the big money fight between Martin Mayflower and Colon Gregg, we have a look at our history with all things combative and confrontational. There is absolutely no love in this podcast, only seething red hate. Enjoy!
Skrrrrra pa pa pa ka ka skibidi pa pa and a pu-pu-pdrrrrrrr-pom! Skya! Pa-pa-ca-ca poom poom. Poom poom. You dun-kno.
That is an example of where music and humour come together. In the podcast you will find similar. Enjoy it or pay the consequences.
Adrian Booth drops in, swears and never stops talking about nobs. Thus ruining our family-friendly podcast vibes. This is possibly the most vile and graphic podcast to date, and seeing as this week's podcast is friends, that must mean we have disgusting friends! Either that or we go badly off topic as usual.
Love x
Get stuffed (full of podcast) crunchy babies. We're all very sporting this week. We've got lots of fictional advice on how to succeed in sport and reveal all about Ben's badboy antics at primary school Country Dancing club and discus how lovely Mark is and always has been.
Hello there, don't forget to have already listened to this podcast. We were themeless this week, still slightly running on holiday time. So we review our previous "appraisal" style podcast and chat about Mark's holiday. We then go quite badly off-piste and frenzied. As usual packed full of fibs and madness x
This is real evidence that we will never make it alone. Mark and I have a try at recording in different countries on different days. This format was never going to go far but on the plus side... We didn't kill any bees during the production of the podcast? Sorry! (not about the bees but the overall quality)
Baffling isn't it? The modern frontier of technology. All those gizmos with their LEDs and their Paypals and electronic tagging devices. Well you're in luck, this week we're going to smash through those boundaries on a journey of technological discovery. Come with us, if you dare. But you probably won't because you're a wet blanket. NERD!
This is not a drill - we've done a 45 minute podcast straight out of our minds and brains. We've hit the topic hard this week - PRIDE - since it's been pride all over London this weekend. We talk about London pride and all the other things in life we're proud (or not) of. Think of this week's episode as an incredible maraca solo that's sort of irritating but you just can't resist the pure genius of. Nice to meet you, bye!
Hate. Dripping, oozing and pulsating with true and vicious loathing this week as we discuss our pet peeves. No we've not kidnapped much-maligned Harry Potter spectre Peeves and made him our pet - we've simply decide to chat about things that annoy us and who's at fault for all this. If you're reading this, it's probably you. Why not leave a comment on this stream telling us the things that really cheese you off. Please for the love of all that's holy. Bye.
Eff off and read another description. It's a lot of anecdotes about festivals and it's intensely humourous, that's all you need to know.
Alas alack and alay it's a ruddy podcast we've created again out of out mouths and brains and whatnot. This week's theme is being "on brand" and it covers loads of fun topics. We discuss the hot heat which is occurring in our sweltering recording sweatroom, weasel stationery, hacking into the CIA, snout polish, slag heaps and a dancing Pakistani. Thanks for reading this, love you. x
This is still not my job. I'm filing a case with my local rep. Mark is a capitalist pig profiting from my blood sweat and tears all of which have been very bad for my keyboard.
Hello, this bit is not normally my responsibility. I think this can just be a placeholder as I have no idea what this is even remotely about. I reckon Mark has been doing the silly Soundcloud tags wrong... at least I can feel a bit smug about that. love you. xox
We've decided to revolutionise our podcast yet again and reformatted the blighter. We're being far more erratic than last time and making a firm decision to discuss our favourite wees of all time. Plus loads about Mark's new sunglasses, Ben also discusses topics, plus much more!
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Ahead of Ben's first ever Premier League appearance (although he can't remember who he's going to see) we discuss The Dubland and Money Box Live podcasts along with quite a lot of other nonsense thrown in too. With fascinating subjects such as Irish words, Dianne Abbot, JME and what is the largest small percentage?
We're just trying our hardest to work out what we want to do in our podcast. We discuss all the options we have and go off on tangential tangents about midnight petrol stations visits, cicada battles, Mark's B.O and loads of other stuff. Also don't judge us for our horribly executed production skills and jingles.