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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!
Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
This week, the Sailor Senshi head for the Moon to unlock the secrets of thier past. Back on Earth, Tuxedo Mask remains missing and the Queen Beryl's minions are preparing to put Tokyo in deep freeze!
In this episode, Kal talks about Japanese Moon myths, Chang’e and Yutu, The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter and Princess Kaguya,and Princess from the Moon. Plus, Munriting, second fiddles, blaming your guidance counselor, "72 hours earlier...", fairy people from the Moon, T-minus 21600 minutes, blue moon balls, Prince Shingo, matrilineal soul inheritance, hard fantasy, mum from another millennium, Obi-Wan or Leia?, ChatGPQueen, Yaz warnings, Google Cave, better as bishounen, 100% team nature, shojo or shonen?, being a moon wife guy, imitation fire rat, farting at the wrong revelation, Moony McMoonface, and sakuga donuts!
Santa is a cop!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
The Legendary Silver Crystal has been found but Tuxedo Mask has been lost! Wlll learning the shocking truth about her ancient past be too much for an overwhelmed Usagi?
In this episode, Kal talks about josei tenno or "women emperors". Plus, the lie of the "Sailor V anime", Takeuchi and Tolkien, eating the cheese out of Sailor Moon Crystal, dying with your mask on, fake Peter brook tips, wrestling with serial storytelling, adaptation vagaries, "Kami's Law", the Sailor Moon divinity org chart, 50% Arrested Development quotes, passing out equality, the Legendary Crystal Display, catsicles and Luna pathos, ditching Joseph Campbell, shojo body horror, dating the emperor's sister, Oops! all Buddhism, a King Ralph event, and my stupid ideas!
nobloodforcrystal
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
The Sailor Senshi have a new ally in the battle against the Dark Kingdom! But But even Sailor V's powers may not be enough to stop Queen Beryl from first taking Toyko...and then the world!
In this episode, Kal talks about shiitake mushrooms and long Japanese vowels or "chouon". Plus, Venus fever, BTAS, refreshing the Power Rangers, entrelacement, getting to the Frodo factory, RAV4 fondue, typical cat face, "Too nervous to bi", insert coin for capitalism, "Usagi needs food badly", watch grabbing, killing the Les Mis cast, DomiNOOOOOOOs, clock confirmed, Rodan's The Screamer, the Legendary Silver Mineral, cutting away from an origin, Swiss cheese memory, Appetite = 7, sealing in the flavor, competent Artemis, and wanting to get lost!
Minako is the Wolverine!
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Secrets are revealed this week, as Usagi and Mamoru finally have a heart-to-heart. Can they get closer to each other before Zoisite gives them an unhappy ending?
In this episode, Kal talks about DVD pupularity and rental in Japan, oshikatsu or Japanese "stans", oshi or "favorite", and recycle shops. Plus, being easily brought to tears, villain duos, characters over story, using only part of your ass, relevant non-sequiturs, The McDonald's of animation, getting rid of teasers, bite worse than bark, Sensitive Steve, "gonnabarfey", the Bag Cut, Aladdin's Basement, Blurry Krang, being Crystal simpatico, sticky Dead Zone situations, WRAP IT UP, Kaliban's Komedy Klass, a conservation of magic, orange balling, Betamaxxxine, getting to the Minako factory, and too much Doctor Who talk!
They got my letters!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
This week, Tuxedo Mask is on TV and Zoisite is in heels! The Sailor Senshi are introduced to a larger world, while their own is on the brink of chaos and disaster!
In this episode, Kal talks about "owarai" and "baraeti" or Japanese TV comedy and variety shows. Plus, Act 6 - TM 0, treating the series as hostile, perfecting your pacing, entertaining breakdowns, Crystal googling, listening to an autopsy, Re: The Legendary Silver Crystal, making your own fluid, Mike Wallace on Tuxedo Mask, localizing for Australia, the Way That You Use It, Freiza's tee time, a demonstration planet, magic college, the karaoke murder basement, water lasers, edging anticipation, tipping your videogame character, Rib-diculous Reincarnation, using your evil powers for not good, magicking away latex, anime background noise, and folding when you should have gone all-in!
endlessbrownexpanse
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
There's a new transfer student at Juban Middle and she's both mysterious and intimidating! Will Usagi and friends win her over before Nephrite's mannequins can dress them down?
In this episode, Kal talks about the history and customs of Shinto weddings, wedding dresses in Japan, and wedding deities. Plus, the truth of trees, moon pranks, Scandinavian solidarity, The Gamut of Girly Things, adaptational dysfunction, The Crow vs. Splinter, smashing uvulas, The Hero of a Thousand Quesos, True Colors, the girl with both the gifts, Teriyaki Superman, Justice Leaguein', an empty God Driving chair, medically tall, busting all the time, watchcatting, bone deep wackiness, Usagi Tyler, losing the Peter Parker, boy kryptonite, pregaming your wedding reception, Girl Thanksgiving, Crystallizing it, Apron Lady, and wheres's Shucream Sundae?!
Happy Pride!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
The Sailor Senshi are now three, and it's time to complete the search for their Princess and the Silver Crystal! Can they swing a victory at a fancy masquerade ball or will the Dark Kingdom dance on their faces?
In this episode, Kal talks about the history of magatama in Japan. Plus, being weirdly at sea, rats vs. crows, Athenian propaganda, prequel pitches, The Dark Moonie, going off your wheatcakes, repiloting, Luna C. Cat, Crystal Taco Bell, Bicuriousagi, Silverkingdomchair, Mr. Tsukino thirstposting, "hot, but not to trot", the Moon Crystal pushup, Umino face, tuxedo interruptus, three quarters of Four Kings, the Pluto of precious minerals, a middle-class kofun, and Usagi Famine Watch!
Love is the ultimate accessory!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
People in Tokyo are disappearing when they ride a bus that travels through Azabu-Juban! Can the mysterious miko from a nearby shrine help Usagi defeat this urban terror?
In this episode, Kal taks about crows in Japan and crow legends, like Yatagarasu and the tengu. Plus, being a firestarting reincarnated super soldier moon alien, more Sailor Star Wars, "I'll be there for Puu", "filler" vs filler episodes, Hyper Beryl, youma-in-waiting, The Return of Obasan Joker, Umino jump scares, Class "S" lit, back to the gay room, debarking, adaptational artifacts, purse roadkill, limited omniscience, Sailor Lawyer, meox mix-nay, 1-star shrine reviews, "doing a bat cave", facepawing, "Ipanema moments", Tengu Otis Redding, teleport questions, and bobo Sailor Pluto!
Mess with the crow and you gotta go!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
Usagi is the superhero Sailor Moon, but now it's time to find more allies in her search for the Silver Crystal. Will pass with flying colors or learn a deadly lesson in the cram school of hard knocks?
In this episode, Kal taks about gakujushu juku or "cram schools", and Wish High. Plus, "second beautiful", dirty dogging, kaibosh versus kibosh, Sailor Star Wars , a 30 in English, cram school scouting, being too cool for Fonzie, falling angels, Ami=Christian?, pushing in to Homer territory, self-keying latches, finally realizing its a kids show, North Korean games, top hat on a top hat, copying PGSM's homework, a griftery air, 20% of a T-1000, exhuming the lede, and Game Crown Cafe???
BLAMschool
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!
An all-new season of Sailor Noob starts right here as we begin our journey through Sailor Moon Crystal! Usagi is 14, a crybay, you know the drill. But how is she going to deal with e-mail and smartphones? It's been 20 years since the first Sailor Moon series, and Usagi and friends are back for an all-new adaptation of her manga adventures!
In this episode, Kal taks about chiki neko and nora neko, Tama the Station Master cat, and Nekonomics. Plus, poor Pluto, breaking your coccyx, the return of Naked Usagi, inventing mornings, color pedantry, being the Lilly Moscovitz, Is Naru rich?, black-tie Count Chocula, arcade chairs, Not Mom, pre-war cop slang, "Bad Mom, Worse Brother", study nap confirmed, getting Toho in your Toei, 20/20 retroactive clairvoyance, Moon Meow, screaming your attack, Clubbin' Janet Van Dyne, and being a cat with two jobs!
pinkgoblin
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Sailor Noob is returning on Friday, May 1st, for an all-new season covering Sailor Moon Crystal! Details on this short episode!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, we give our final thoughts on Sailor Moon Stars, answer audience questions, and say goodbye to Sailor Moon!
We also talk about the biggest spoiler challenge, our favorites and least favorites, putting glue on pizza, dumb doctors, Teenage Adultesque Sailor Girls, Kalnip, Sailor Intermediate, Stockholms syndrome, doing the numbers, going to one, enjoying your own tea, bringing back Mimette, the dragon switch, our gun-to-head picks, Dr. Syphilis triumphant, getting eugenicky, Cincy's Oh my God counts, reaching 100% cultural penetration, Arthur C. Clarke power, playing with your sword, and Sopranos french fries!
Thanks for joining us onthis adventure!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The saga comes to a close this week as Usagi faces off against Galaxia for the fate of the galaxy! Can one girl stand alone against the legendary Sailor Senshi?
In this episode, we discuss magical girls. We also talk about grating doppelgangers, spoilers ahoy, getting your bits out, Debbie Harry, rapier and diaper, Hug Assault, going for TV-MA, a Shin Godzilla level of damage, getting blipped, 185 dead car ladies, turning the "In the Manga..." tables, the Chibi Chibi secret sauce, Sex Switch, Sally the Witch = Thor, Late Night Anime, magical boys, and Shojo is third person!
The sword was a little kid!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Hope is a precious commodity this week as Galaxia stands triumphant over the remains of Earth's defenders! Is there anyone who can stand against the Legendary Sailor Senshi and her campaign of destruction?
In this episode, we discuss the Ainu people and their history and culture. We also talk about forgetful princesses, Bluey Time, point broken, Galactic Lampshade Attack, Chibi Wan, Sailor Cop, becoming fecund, abyss gazin', the very last "What Kal Thinks Is Going to Happen", panspermia, when Khabarovsk Krai, eating good with the Ainu, fur debt, getting your punishment beating, the God window, milder wolfsbane, small excrement, throwing yourself on a landmine, and a Lord acton reference?!
Chibi Chibi and the Star Serious Lasers!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Time is running out this week as Sailor Moon must face the reality that the Outer Senshi have betrayed her! Can she convince her former allies to spare her life or will Galaxia see her dream of conquest realized?
In this episode, we discuss the legend of the 47 Ronin, as well as the history of bushido and the samurai in Japanese history. We also talk about whether Superman wears clothes, doing the show in crayon, puddle people and crystals, a big cousin check to cash, calling 119, the Dummy society, not beating about the end of the world, Minako Solo, farmers with sticks, knock-off samurai, going from obi to ascot, Grand Theft Palanquin, galaxy brain bushido, The 47 Pillars, Galaxia's neighbors, the "Thanos pose", a Doomsday situation, and Galaxia is the Utlimate Warrior!
Sweet dreams, David Lynch.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A stunning betrayal ROCKS the Sailor Senshi this week as Galaxia's power grows. Can Sailor Moon and the Sailor Starlights rally themselves to face the threat or will Galaxia hold illimitable dominion over all?
In this episode, we discuss the February 28th coup attempt of 1936. We also talk about Space Walmart, Neighborhoodia, a time and a place, Jacob wins, keeping your face, sapphic banter, flirting in the space room, Baby's first murder, the Awakener-in-law, Majin Uranus, a teenage girl Sengoku, Sailor Copper Skunk, the "Showa restoration", killing your principal, getting a good bro-in-law, trivia, and wife ratings!
I DECIDE ON HOW THINGS ARE TO BE TREATED
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The end of everything begins here as Galaxia casts her evil shadow across the Earth! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights overcome their differences and face their foe or will darkness claim the galaxy?
In this episode, we discuss '"johatsu" or disappearances, the cities of San'ya and Kamagasaki, and kamikakushi or "spirited away". We also talk about high steaks, DBZ as The Simpsons of anime, powerful ball magic, hopeless circus drunks, spontaneous harvesting, our first confirmed animal death, "dipping your Toei in", missing the meta, Scrappying it up, Ice cream flashbacks, Super Saiyan Galaxia, Macguffin hunts, Earth-chan, two-and-a-half feet of contrivance, Japan's Most Wanted, "night movers", Starboobs, trivia, Super Sailor Saturn, and longer ribbons!
And we laughed and wept and so on.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Three Lights are taking a bow this week when they decide to play their last show! Will they find the Light of Hope and restore their Princess, or will Galaxia bring down the final curtain?
In this episode, we discuss the work culture of Japan and freeters, hikikomori, and karoshi or "work death". We also talk about Sailor Moon polycules, disbanding the band, fish-out-of-water stuff, horned-up lust beasts, having male friends, "wooing" everything, tooching that boot, no-selling a finisher, trying to "Dragon Ball" it, sandbagging, arbeito, freeterhood, overlapping climaxes, Moratorium Guy, and being new to capitalism!
If your mind is clouded, everyone will be puzzled!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Princess Kakyu has arrived and so has a new chapter in Sailor Moon Stars! The Sailor Senshi have discovered a potential new ally, but can they mobilize themselves before Usagi falls prey to Sailor Tin Nyanko?
In this episode, we discuss the modern Japanese sports, specifically sumo, karate, and kendo. We also talk about crusades vs. holy wars, sexy angry carrots, The One True Ship, diaper pants, the invention of panties, a triple entender, explaining phones to zoomers, canonical women, shooting a winger, Kryptn, robot geniuses, Sailor Fuku Nyanko, the stair house thing, roulette theories, the evil star god, Sailor Galactus, power water, shikiri rishiki, Tang hand, double crying, and studying for a kendo exam!
Good bye ding dong, hello Queen Kong!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, the conflict against the Animamates reaches a new level as Sailor Lead Crow succeeds in capturing the True Star Seed! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights defeat their enemy or will the galaxy belong to Galaxia?
In this episode, we discuss the history of geisha, jokyu or cafe girls, and maid cafes in Japan. We also talk about calligraphic co-dependency, Rule 34 Patterns, Bee Family, singing drummers, Moby Dicking, pink balls, segregating girls and kids, colon hats, eating okra, being very serious, Scott Stapping, Little Rorschach, Sailor Lead Spaghetti, geisha podcasts, courtesan Vaudeville, Tokyo Vice Cops, hero juice, and we're sorry, Women!
In Soviet Russia, rod swallow you!
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Minako is on the route to stardom this week as she becomes a finalist in an idol competition! Can she win the judges over with her skill and charm or will Sailor Tin Nyanko turn her dream into a nightmare?
In this episode, we discuss virtual idols and vtubers in Japan. We also talk about cyberpunk furries, Grand Theft Pacman, unlimited fish eggs, the bit that never comes, caring for the villains, A Starseed is Born, momcore, spider-packages, dating cats, KISSer Price, ending up like Du Jour, Ghost Beats, pizza salad, being uncanny valley-ey, "Weebmalion", the KK Slider/Gorillaz collab, trivia, and an email from the times!
Get in the swimsuit, Minako!
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A new challenger appears this week as the girls attend a video game competition! Will Ami rise to victory and confront Taiki or will Sailor Gamer-chan eat up all her continues?
In this episode, we discuss the history of Nintendo and its most famous properties. We also talk about FX's Shogun of Harlem, Breaking Bento, pretending to like Star Wars, Sour Cream Lunch, Ami-ga 4000, HMLT, grid girls, 2 out of 10, Rain Manning it, "the Wineglass", garbage characters, Jon Mulaney jokes, the "NO" strategy, Giant Tetris, being willing to work with criminals, Sheriff vs. Bandido, the POW deficit, Kid Icara, and subconscious Twilight!
It'sa me! Video!
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The wheel keeps turning this week as the Starlights' past is revealed! Can Seiya make Usagi understand his mission or will his day at the park turn into a night of violence?
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese theme parks Hanayashiki, Sanrio Puroland, and Tokyo Disneyland. We also talk about conehead vibes, power swag, Miss Minutes slash fic, double j'ing, two out of three pants, Civil Soldier War, tough bits to commit to, kittymom face, Blonde Waldo, being hot and lonely, Sailor Yogurt, musical telepathy powers, coming around on Seiusa, "adult" vs. "womanly", being mauled by a sex bear, Tokyoites, zoo memorials, Sanrio Fool Land, clown outies, stickers, and doing an "Earth Girls Are Easy"!
MEGALOPOLIS
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This one goes out to all the lovers as Three Lights go on a request and dedication show! Usagi and Seiya are still reeling from last week’s revelations, but can Seiya heal their relationship before the Animamates tear them apart?
In this episode, we discuss radio stations and public radio in Japan. We also talk about starseeds, Shogun syndrome, magical queer best friends, defacto cat parents, space drag heroes, Sailor Disco Death Cat, Rule 63 Lou Bega, canine shibari, ro-cat launchers, Holland's juciy boot, musical telepathy, sailor friendzone, the concept of a siren, audio calisthenics, the magic of just sharing things, wanting natto, double black hair, CyberGreek, and autograph boards!
It's the '90s!
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Things take off this week as Usagi and the girls go on a moonlight flight with Three Lights! But when Sailor Aluminum Siren shows up to crash the party, everyone's deepest secrets will be revealed!
In this episode, we discuss the history of aviation in Japan. We also talk about smelling secrets, zoo libraries, my own private Oahu, Viz cope, the Kilometer High Club, lust strength, mes yeux, Fetish Night at the Space Disco, Food Unicorn, Chekov's Plane, Good Morning Manchuko, mokusei, Name that Plane, triparite monsters, and finally AmiMako?
Become a permanent thief at the storehouse!
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The squad gets taken out to the ballgame this week as a rival student challenges Usagi and Seiya to softball! Can they find victory on the diamond before the Animamates bring their season to an end?
In this episode, we discuss softball in Japan. We also talk about "calques", the old college try, playing with the boys, the Big Book of Hairdos, Lady Fartbutt, mostly guileless, Sailor Scrappiness, a Bad News Bears bet, "everyone", overneath, "new power, gentle wave", kittenball, peer pressuring yourself, softbras, and sailor silhouettes!
RIP CPK!
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Things get noisy AND nosey this week as Usagi and the squad try to track down Chibi Chibi! Which is more mysterious: the existence of Usagi's second(?) daughter or the secret of the land of sweets she disappears to?
In this episode, we discuss zaibatsus in Japan and the League of Blood incident. We also talk being a spoiler bloodhound, Pizza Festival, uvula wipes, Japan Girl Dolls, Witchfinder Barbie, saying zarei to seiza, living with Diddy, the corn snack field, press X to Chibi Chibi, robbing the Lost and Found, solid tears, Chuck Jones rules, the "loonification field", the Wilhelm Vase, Money Clique, trivia, and Stilt-Man!
...rolling...
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Taiki discovers this week what it’s like to have an innocent girl’s heart in his hands…literally! Can he find the strength to give her hope or will the Animamates claim another victim?
In this episode, we discuss charity and charitable giving in Japan. We also talk about expensive fruit salad, sex danger, Hospital High School, Somy TV, putting octopus weiners in your mouth, confirming contemporaneity, sipping indolently, Arthur fist, sad giants, being "Crystal long", cartoon foreigners, the scent of liberal democracy, Eric Idle's bloody arm, Kansai dogs, trivia, and the blast and the bubble!
RIP James, John, and Emi!
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Monsters are dangerous but they've got nothing on teenage boys! When Usagi hosts an impromptu house party (and reality show episode), the Animamates arrive as deadly gatecrashers!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese reality shows like Susunu, Denpa Shonen!, Terrace House, and The Boyfriend. We also talk about Jean-Claude Man Dame, wolf cops, Luna's Mom voice, "That's our Rei!", erotic baths, passionate cards, Emilypostichore, nuki ni kuji, the eggplant game, food-throwing age, Michael Keaton recipies, trivia, and building a beautiful bookcase!
The eggplant is self-evident!
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This week, Usagi and friends head to the mountains for a little R&R, but there's someone or something terrorizing campers! Can they solve the mystery of the Camp Ravager before their weekend is cut to ribbons?
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese film industry. We also talk about being too hot to act, being an "ichi cousin, san removed", Dewey Cox's sinks, 2 Fast 2 Chibi, bawitdabyebye, having Jason problems, Primary Commanders, Super Nice!, abortive beach episodes, Hibagon, heels in the forest, the Zazie Beats of Japan, what Kal thinks the series end will be, Sunshine Samurai, movie B-sides, and Sailor Potter!
RIP Gena, Alain, and Atsuko!
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Things feel familiar this week as tiny bundle of dangoed joy appears from somewhere(?) to meet the Sailor Senshi! Will Usagi solve the mystery of Chibi Chibi before Sailor Cop and the Animamates put her in the cooler?
In this episode, we discuss police in Japan. We also talk about having it good in the 90s, Queeging, rookie galaxy numbers, Japan's love for the X-Files, a tan stacked greenhead, retired Artemis, "doing Faith again", Scrap Re-do!, crystal tubes, Ami is the Fred, sentai RoboCop, Cable and Phoenix, going back to the well, more Twilight talk, dancing cops, the art of arrest, trivia, and bicycle stop-and-frisk!
I WANT MY BABY BABY LOVE BACK!
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CW: violence, sexual assault
Things get complex this week as Usagi ends up on a date with Seiya! Is this the start of something special or will Sailor Iron Mouse end them both?
In this episode, we discuss host and hostess clubs in Japan. We also talk about downslope speed, sad MakoMina shippers, adult moods, blowing the whistle on Seiya, "makeout territory", Bar Space Edge, Neo Bob Floy's, Eternity for Men or Women, firing the machine back up, the Sex Farce taketh away, unfun squicky vibes, huge Charlie Brown mouths, being the "Goofallant", cartoon drinks, let go and let Kami, and Horse wins!
Would you choose Seiya or the bear?
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Things get cultured this week as Michiru and Three Lights are headlining an international concert! Will they upstage the evil stalking them before they're conducted to an early grave?
In this episode, we discuss the Nippon Budokan the famous acts that have played there. We also talk about chicken braking, invalidating zoomers, tube top diplomacy, Minakopropisms, Macaroni and Coco Mishell, joint concerts, the Seihive, Devil Went Down to Juban, Seichiru, sapphic tension blindness, shaky bread, scrimmage handshakes, ruining the karate vibes, beating the Beatles, BNL on indica, and adult sexuality!
"I Love 'I Love the '90s'"!
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This week, trouble is a-bakin' as the Sailor Senshi face a delicious and deadly foe! Makoto and Usagi are invited on a cooking show, but can they convince Taiki to help them before Shadow Galactica cooks their goose?
In this episode, we discuss the history of Iron Chef. We also talk about weird chips, coffee Blake, Tetsuro and Canada, eating brown goo, Sailor WikiFeet, surf terms, sparkly star destroyers, keeping Edward and Bella apart, swallow snot, gaming the Iron Chef, evil cake, Sick rose!, Sailor Trash, and our first Jim Jarmusch reference!
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
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Luna is in trouble this week when she falls for the enigmatic Yaten! But can she pull her head out of the clouds in time to save herself and her Byronic boyfriend from Sailor Mademoiselle?
In this episode, we discuss the history of cosmetics in Japan. We also talk about having an open face, Eclair de Luna, Shakespeare Moon, Old School Sailor V, shojo nosebleeds, sex farce stuff, Hangin' with Mr. Higashi, going seinen, "almost like girlfriend", #freeJuliana, sorry ladies, Sailor Fredericks of Hollywood, a moaning after, and Love Benedryl!
RIP Donald Sutherland
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Taiki is a man who believes in science and not sentiment. But when Ami's favorite teacher becomes the target of Sailor Iron Mouse, their lives will be in Sailor Star Maker's hands!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese astronomy. We also talk about anime scientists, Francois Hardy, howling like a dog, being ruined by SuperS, bored Rei, CCR couplets, edible lab coats, Sailor Moon: No Stars, lying with your Tindr pic, poker coffee cups, Kingshippers, The Diggin' Stars, Contacto, planet sonograms, and comets don't care about your feelings!
Don't put it up in the air!
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This week, Seiya finds himself at odds with the director of his new musical. But when Sailor Iron Mouse targets her for seed extraction, Seiya will have to choose between his passion and his mission!
In this episode, we discuss Saint Francis Xavier. We also talk about the chef's kiss emoji, 1, 2, 3, 4 vs. 5, 6, 7, 8, PaRappa nightmares, Satan's Army, Jesus Christ Superstar's brother, A&W culture, Musical Neck War, a reverse Thorn Birds, Beans Believing?, shojosing, serviceable dysfunction, No Sex-Men, kami logic, nuclear irony, and the Nezu Code!
It's all for the theater kids!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about over-tourism in Japan and Yasuke, the black samurai!
Adzuki beans!!!
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Minako wants to be a successful idol and getting closer to the boys in Three Lights doesn't sound bad, either. But when she starts working for the band, she'll find out that stardom can come with a deadly cost!
In this episode, we discuss sarcasm and its use in Japan. We also talk about future yabbo, hostile wombs, rubbin' rhubarbs, violent bits, Fat Corinthian, Lady Anya Taylor-Joy, vowel cleaning, Faye Dunaway, the concept of "The", the biz of business, cleavage seeds, extra uterus, being an entertainment professional, polite rudeness, soup drink, turtality, and Clinique Refried Beans!
GREAT SHOW, SIR!
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Important things are afoot this week as Juban High is visited by Three Lights! With their teen idols attending classes with them, will the Senshi be able to keep it together long to defeat a sporty menace?
In this episode, we discuss American football in Japan and Kinnikuman. We also talk about Mamousa vs. Seiousa, Edward with a rat tail, Van Pegasus, "Mina Talk Pretty One Day", Kenny Log-ins, Senshi flourishing, shades of Mimette, pizza rats, Mr. Haruna, hot intramural practice, Anger Management Club, Butt Wild Wings, ungentle uteruses, Japanese Adonis, Shogun formation, Samgee Grant, and a whole lot of talk about men's mental health!
DANGER ZONE!
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The show must go on this week as we say goodbye to old friends and hello to new enemies! With Mamoru and Chibiusa gone, Usagi is doing her best to stay strong, but the appearance of new Sailors will have her asking: what is going on?
In this episode, we discuss engagement and arranged marriage in Japan. We also talk about being more "mature", neo vs. post, pteruges, Something Hall, Expo Mako, a Chibi-less world, feline parenting, good screaming, birthday star deeds, sexist girls, budging skills, Rocky Rococo, malice blindness, fish bras, lying in the same grave, drier clams, accent assumptions, Hitch Inc., pulling a Roddenberry, pre-onsen, 747 hell, trivia, and getting a YOU going!
What is THAT?
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The end is finally here this week as the Sailor Senshi confront Nehellenia in her evil lair! Can Usagi find a way to end the cycle of hate or will she lose Mamoru and Chibiusa forever?
In this episode, we discuss Tsukuyomi the moon god and his appearance in the Nihon Shoki, "moon reading", Ukemochi, and Amatsu-Mikaboshi. We also talk about training montages, victory mode, animator intervention, "Swifting", Chibi Nehellenia, beating with love, embracing dystopia, "Do we need a Saturn?", Boo Boo tales, male moon deity support groups, ass carrots, trivia, and Satan Moon!
The "Eternal Article"?!
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The Sailor Senshi are trapped in Nehellenia's realm this week as Usagi falls under a mysterious and forgetful curse. Can her friends save her in time to rescue Mamoru from eternal servitude to the Dark Queen?
In this episode, we discuss kitsune yokai, foxfire, Inari, kitsune nybob or "fox wife", kitsune gao or "fox face", kitsune possession, hoshi no tama or "star balls", and kitsune weddings. We also talk about yuriing on your own time, liking WILLOW, the shojo equivalent of shooting someone in the face, class action suits, DaiCon shenanigans, "Can Minako talk?", stoner torments, ESP DSL esq., letting your dangos down, sailor slacks, getting rid of "to be", reverse furries, magical boy creatures, and PG-13 foxes!
Even naughty foxes can achieve enlightenment
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Sailor Moon takes the fight to Nehellenia this week as the curse looms over Mamoru. But when the Sailor Senshi are scattered across multiple worlds, they'll find themselves at the mercy of the Queen of the Dead Moon!
In this episode, we discuss the history of basketball in Japan. We also talk about German titles, astrology-based superpowers, BTTF rules, 2000's Sailor Moon, bringing the villain on board, Crystal Nagoya, Azubu-Juban Park, determinedly, the three woman weave, tappa tappa tappa, Mjolnir omlettes, evil wine, and a well-deserved sticker!
Every week a new movie!
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The tension persists this week as the Sailor Senshi ponder the strange events in Tokyo! Can they solve their dilemma before Mamoru is lost to evil?
In this episode, we discuss Einstein's travels in Japan. We also talk about weird advent calendars, diagnosing teenagerism, Tyhpoid Usagi, Naru/Umino paint, a rash of lazenings, golden eye-based infidelity, bad luck force multipliers, leftover diapers, retroactive exposition, Moon Hypocrisy Action, evil home renovation, being the Jolene, "they dumb?", and running out of culture!
YOU GUYS LIED TO ME!
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The treachery continues this week as Nehellenia expands her dark power through the reflections of Tokyo! Can the Sailor Senshi find a way to meet this overwhelming new challenge or is the world in for a new dark age?
In this episode, we discuss the learning English in Japan. We also talk about junior boomers, Myler: The Real Enemy, bootleg "Just Shoot Me", domesticating the Outers, Charlie Chaplin suits, 3 Women and a Former Baby, Phantom 90, BASICheads, Lynchian vibes, being "filler-proof", World History movies, frenetic obstacles, le weed, Sailor Moon: Civil War, and being treated like a potato!
Are you there, Takeuchi? It's me, Haruka.
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Sailor Noob is back for a new season of Sailor Moon as Usagi and friends begin their high school adventures! While Chibiusa gets stuck in the 20th century by a mysterious starfall, the Outer Senshi learn the hard way that trouble is brewing and some evils don't stay dead!
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese concept of wabi-sabi. We also talk about Japanese semicolons, Sailor "R's". Juban Community College, Sailor bullets, cotton candy street pizza, crystalline cretins, getting more anime-e, negative space spoilers, getting sucked back to the future, eggplant simpzards, gilding Lily, dogs in the water, mooning your wiki, a wild engrishing, wax pencil math, and a befanged bastardess!
RIP AKIRA TORIYAMA
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
An era of Sailor Moon comes to a close this week as we deliver a double-sized episode of Moon Crisis goodness! First, Ami is the greatest student in Japan, but is she being stalked by a close rival? Then, when a whimsical, candy-based menace threatens to destroy Earth, the Sailor Senshi will have to resist the lure of childish dreams or be consumed by evil!
In this episode, we discuss cram school in Japan, wagashi, yogashi, and togashi. We also talk about keeping up with the Tsukinos, earning the PG-13, being mer-curious, Japan stans, a MEXT divided against itself, being viciously loved, pastry-themed group therapy, rueing Pururu, Snoke vs. Snape, jiggling candy boys, underboob smash, Undertaker no-sell power, the Robert Towne of anime, kitchen sinking it, a Lady Bird situation, a Black Mercy moment, and Japanese Jeff Foxworthy!
I vant to suck your planet!
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This week, we finally put Sailor Moon SuperS in the rearview mirror and do our best to prove scientifically why we had such a bad time over the last 39 epiosdes. We also talk about the highs and glaring lows of the season, picking the bones, table-flipping moments, the Stephanie Meier of horse fic, the benefit of lemures, wearing Fish on Fridays, doing the numbers, the ultimate shade of eight 2s, two consenting cosplayers, boken friendships, daemon small business owners, Japanese biscuit lack, WWTED?, becoming less anime, booting the Ferrari, Mina Mako and the Married Guy, feeling the leash, audience Q&As, Take a Bow suck, and an interview with Pegasus!
WWTED?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The staggering conclusion arrives this week as Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon clash with Queen Nehellenia while the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Can the Sailor Senshi overcome their weaknesses or will Earth fall to a legacy of darkness and rage?
In this episode, we discuss Japan's most famous peak, Mount Fuji. We also talk about feeling like Luke Skywalker, dragonphants, Business Casual Pazuzu, unexpected Quato, doing a Point Break, flying from prosecution, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, cybergirls in a data pool, the magic of lying, The Mount Fujiyamasan-san, sushi yume, rating Pegasus, Mecha-Nehellenia, and spontaneous sticker time!
Why didn't you tell me?!
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It's the penultimate episode of Sailor Moon SuperS this week, as the Deam Moon Circus holds sway over Tokyo! Can Chibiusa and Helios tap the power of beautiful dreams to once and for all rid the world of Nehellenia's rage?
In this episode, we discuss the history of the Buddhist temple Todai-ji. We also talk about golden revivals, cupolas and peristyles and colonnades, VesVes being the real leader, winning with close-up magic, teamship, catching in the clutch, budget bazaars, 9 bad guys and a horse, losing climaxes, Sailor Moon: Renewal, Earth manboys, Cockney gangster deer, animal husbands, the Buddha of Theseus, Smashing Pineapples, and Sailor Planets Power!
616!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about Sugamo, the Harajuku for grandmas, and Hideo Itokawa, the Dr. Rocket of Japan!
What do we think about when we think about rockets?
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The threshold is obliterated this week as the origin of the Amazoness Quartet is brought to light! With Helios and Chibiusa in Nehellenia's grasp, do the Sailor Senshi have the courage to save the world?
In this episode, we discuss the history of psychology and psychoanalysis in Japan. We also talk about Cowardway, the secrets of the Lemon Dance, Val Venis, unasked-for flashbacks, holding your balls up, Italian dunkers, weird circus gods, multiple tents, Pegasus = Beetlejuice, Anatolian Amazons, D.A.R.E. Officer Keith, inventing withholding, and enough rope to spoil yourself!
It's showtime!
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Things get legendarily dark this week as Queen Nehelenia reveals her secret past and her connection to Pegasus! Plus, there's nothing more dangerous than a bored teenager as the Amazoness Quarter plan a daring heist!
In this episode, we discuss Ishiwaka prefecture, Wajima Morning Market, the Senmaida Rice Terraces, and body sushi. We also talk about sticker healing, gazing into the Pegasus, who invented "woo!", the opposite of Santa Claus, sci-fi drag, Francis Ford Coppola's Sailor Moon, a Chibi heist, sparkling twilight, Retipuj, scorching siroccos, critique vs. being critical, antidiluvean humans, Sailor psyches, big bananas, young buildings, Booby Tuesdays, and kitbashing an episode!
This is not who I am!
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We're back for an new year of Sailor Moon action! The Sailor Senshi have made it to the heart of the Dead Moon Circus, but will the curtain fall before they can save Chibiusa?
In this episode, we discuss Kinkaku-ji, Ginkaku-ji. the Onin War, and sand gardens. We also talk about Playing Roblox, punching a horse, slapping ornaments, Poochieing out, Navajodin, reaching Infinity Gauntlet level, circus-themed escape slides, evil Nickelodeon shows, addressing the ball, too many sandbags, Sailor juice, Lemur storage, Incel C.S. Lewis, Neil Gaiman Dream Thief, high-concept temples, spoiler babies, and the ethics of being a Woody Allen fan!
He can't keep getting away with it!
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The end begins this week as the Sailor Senshi come face to face with the assembled Amazoness Quartet! Can our heroes bring an end to the devastation of Tokyo or will they be eclipsed by the Dead Moon?
In this episode, we discuss the history of video games in Japan, the Atari Shock, Super Famicom, the Mega Drive, the ongoing Console War, Shigeru Miyamoto, and the largest asteroids. We also talk about censoring vampires, horse jive, spider season, being down to crown, EnDEADmion, Cybah Brawlerz, home cow souls, drowning Sonic, the custodial arts, Directed by Sauron, riding the time vortex, stable talk, digestive continuity, magic trash, Gomi Men, mirror stuff, girl planets, and somehow, Morbius talk!
I frustrate!
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This week, children become adults at a coming-of-age ceremony! But will the Amazonesses bring the curtain down on the Sailor Senshi?
In this episode, we discuss the history of cats in Japan, as well as the bakeneko, nekomata, neko-musume, maneki-neko, and the kasha. We also talk about good sweat vs. bad sweat, golf for lunch, white Minako, helium scarcity, getting your malaprop on, murder clowns, hating phi, casual fireworks, coming and aging, dancer tuxedos, electric catfishh men, TA talents, the death throws of season 4, Les demoiselles d'Juban, Memorizu, vellum cuisine, eggs with extra steps, and catboys!
Everything's alright if you're alright!
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This week, we're talking about Halloween in Shibuya and the amazing Thunderbolt Fantasy!
savethemarimo
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Things get weird this week as the Sailor Senshi learn that Chibiusa has a secret! Will their curiosity be sated in time so they can stop the latest plot by the Dead Moon Circus?
In this episode, we discuss the history of koi in Japan, koinobori, komainu, and "paku paku taberu". We also talk about scary clowns, sticking to bits, Lesbian Hill, a table of virgins, the Catfish Wizard, Victoria's Little Secret, horse lingo, glaring at a pond, getting Quinted, dribble takes, being koi, the value of bottom feeding, Kooky City, failing a Pokemon quiz, scary dried squid grandma, bad ringos, and fishtaur!
All you need is koi!
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The other horseshoe drops this week as Pegasus's secrets are revealed! But there's no time to contemplate them when Usagi and Chibiusa finds their roles reversed...literally!
In this episode, we discuss Himiko, Wa, Empress Jingu, and oni-do. We also talk about the Simple Jack cut, magical dream cancer, boob towers, Scrappy Doo-ing it, Chibi Usagi and Dai Chibi, drilling through rock bottom, dream giveaways, little moments of logic, candy lady balls, the sitcom plot of sci-fi, SBF on the stand, feeling like Apt Pupil, questionable situation fatigue, the Buzzsaw complex, and j'accusing yourself!
The only way out is through!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Dreams and friendships hang in the balance this week as Pegasus goes missing! Can Chibiusa defeat VesVes on her own, or will she crash and burn?
In this episode, we discuss jitensha, Thomas Stevens, mamachari, and bike laws in Japan. We also talk about evil realtors, how modems work, "snappy guys", Senor Wences, Rei-ning men, Milton Berle cameos, Sailor Snoopiter, calling Pegasus's bluff, dream soil, Dark Mercury = Black Queen, velocipediennes, and wallpaper death!
No one wants to villain anymore!
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We take off on a wing, a prayer, and a dream this week as the girls meet a starving artist! Will Mr. Kamoi be able to resist the temptation to sell out or will CereCere own his soul?
In this episode, we discuss sumi-e or Japanese ink painting. We also talk about cyborg fruit, Donald Duck hats, sketchy chic, failed cold reads, weird fountains, transformation shenanigans, Openings, F for Fake, gourd catfishing, ancient paper towels, rubbing your ink stone, pot bikinis, becoming hard, and Al Hirshfield references!
No one paints for free!
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This week, we're talking about the AI idols and celebrity scandals and the Hiropon Meth Panic!
No tricks, all treats!
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This week, Juban Elementary gets more active as the Big Athletic Meet approaches! Can Chibiusa and Kyusuuke overcome their insecurities before they take more than they can bear?
In this episode, we discuss pole vaulting in Japan and Hiroki Ogita. We also talk about Sumomomomomomomomo, stool talk, belated PSAs, borrowed piss, mina-sama, misters all, Kid Yakuza, image training, being afraid of the box, Furry Liberace, feeding your body mouth, ripening your dream, Olympic best friends, Food Wars Babies, a Dragon Ball GT primer, the Alright Bar, getting the "a" and the "v", and a SuperS movie pitch!
Tobikiri Dude!
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This week, Makoto and Minako put their friendship to the test when they clash over a new crush! Will they mend fences and power up in time or will they find themselves meeting a bizarre and final end?
In this episode, we discuss kawaii culture in Japan, Helloy Kitty, and Saeko Matsuda. We also talk about being held back because of time loops, administrator kinks, mantis mating behavior, Build-a-Kuma, metaphorical snow, Doctor Mid-Nite, "onstagey", A&R kids, the underoverpass, Mikiy Makday, slout mouths, 50% more wreath, episode aspic, falling back on formula, Maroigi, kitten writing, winning balls, and the cuteness triangle!
I LOVE THIS BLOWFISH!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Usagi and Chibi are down-in-the-mouth this week as they find out they've got cavity trouble! Can they restore their dental health before PallaPalla brings the house down?
In this episode, we discuss hamigaki or "tooth brushing" and William Clarke Eastlake. We also talk about CG anime, the Mirror of Hall, Cranberry Apple Zinger, the ghost of a mouth, #believeprofessorsprout, Lucy Van Pelt writing, the orange of a carpenter, Batmaning it, Darling Gari, bitcoin for dogs, speedrunning the season, Pegasus phoning it in, laser skeletons, Brain DePalma's Muppet Babies, magic sugar, The Denturist, shaku shaku, and freelance orthodontists!
Scoop of brown, scoop of green...don't waste my time.
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about the exploits of Ninja Bear and the history of the Itano Circus!
Get slaked!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Rei takes center stage this week when a local magazine article makes her famous. Can she resist the temptations of fame long enough to save her biggest fan from the Dead Moon Circus?
In this episode, we discuss kyūdō or Japanese archery, the yumi or bow, and the mato or target. We also talk about spoiling the fudge, having P on you, Based Chibi, cinephile Barbie, transverse mohawks, the price of voice acting, Fall Out Girl, a "single white female situation", whither the erotic thriller, spam sashimi, button nipples, score multipliers, and yuri in the air!
I don't like it, but I respect it.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, things go out of tune when Ami's quest to find the composer of her favorite song puts the team in danger. Will she be able to find a new strength within herself or will the Sailor Senshi face their final bow?
In this episode, we discuss the history of pianos in Japan, Yamaha and Kawai, and the Kakugawa street piano. We also talk about Peggy Sueing with quarters, being a netizen, stealing email, salt-grilled eyeballs, when IRC goes IRL, everything reverie all at once, Anime Logic, "Keto, Karate & Crazy", Hard Candy vibes, the 3D Poster Dimension, chrome recgonize chrome, getting Dr. Luked, the sweet sound of colonial oppression, tadpole code, and being Fred Worthy!
Who's sloppy now?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A new nightmare begins this week as the Dead Moon Circus enacts its nefarious plans! Everyone loves a circus, but will the Sailor Senshi be able to save Momo from the deadliest show on earth?
In this episode, we discuss arcades in Japan, Invader Houses, and UFO catchers. We also talk about Bringing Down the Horse, updating the graph, based Ail and An, Queen Serenemy, "The Showa's over!", show gaslighting, Mamco, Captain Twink et al., twisting a baby's arm, non-invasive mirror removal, snaketauresses, post-game PT, dark Peters Pan, biker shorts Wonder Woman, internal thrift stores, drunk Sonic, and video game eschatology!
Eat it while it's still yummy!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're back from our break and ready for the second half of Sailor Moon SuperS! No, really! But first, we're taking an episode to get back up to speed and reacquaint ourselves with all things anime and Sailor Moon.
In this episode, we discuss the newest and final Sailor Moon Crystal movie, Kotono Mitsuishi's retirement(!?), and Fumio Kishida's fishy lunch, Spotify comments, and new patrons. We also talk about "Audi, pardner!", Il Westo, bloodied but unbowed, Roman Ls and Cs, clearing the decks, amateur dramaturgy, gooftasticness, watched crab traps, Mont Blanc, BIG ONE, British Pizza, and two to four new characters!
We were on a break!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about the history of soy sauce and the '80s trend of delinquent Japanese schoolgirl shows!
Pour me a glass of lettuce water!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The curtain falls this week as the Amazon Trio meets their ultimate fate! Usagi showed kindness to her disguised foe Fish Eye, but will her generosity spell the end of Sailor Moon?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese gift giving, omiyage, temiyage, and meibutsu. We also talk about somebody culpa, Tea to Fish, half-a-smize, dream currency, faking a Pegasus call, Darth Vadering, unclear kidnappings, keeping the party together, Superman rules, hobo-ass clowns, the truth about cats and mice, NPC conversations, living mirror-free, the Age Gap Graph, stabbing a pillow, "He with the most lemurs...", Youzetaru tm, the bad writing inquisition, chimpanzee eyes, Big Omiyage, pushing the dolls, and being effable!
Did I shave my legs for this?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, Mamoru is in the cross-hairs of the Dead Moon Circus! Fish thinks she's set to steal her rival's boyfriend, but a devastating reveal will rock the Amazon Trio to their core!
In this episode, we discuss the history of Shushi in Japan, as well as the preperation and eating of fugu. We also talk about rival schools, locking into a horse, the fisher of men, "Be relatable," my brain said, Sailor Manga Noob, wheelie senpai, pondering the orb, Amazon on Amazon violence, evil Zoom calls, being fired by Tom Petty, being the Goku, missing it the whole time, kitty dream mirrors, Sushi Evolved, the flying drop MGM, Vegan Rei, and the toxins are where the flavor is!
It was in front of us the whole time!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about Pokémon card thefts in Japan, yami batto or "dark part-time jobs", Titanic survivor Masabumi Hosono, and "bushido"!
It's like criminal Fiver!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Get your dancing shoes on this week because Usagi and friends are ready to boogie! Will Makoto find the man of her dreams, or will she fall prey to a tiger's claws?
In this episode, we discuss izakaya, sakana, and natori. We also talk about putting a's in your q's, the first act of Paul Rudd, the Neon Frat House, Japanese funnel cakes, a college "love potion", the origin of AmiMako, getting some sweet bean paste, the Anti-Fonzie, translation realities, "oh girl, no!", getting blowfish, Mako Joker, subterranean jokes, buying booze by the kilogram, viscera paste, card thongs, and a sorrowful car master!
This is what happens when I get serious!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a royal affair this week as Usagi and Chibiusa find themselves looking after a princess on the lam! Will this incognito imperial get to have a little fun or will the Dead Moon Circus bring her party to an end?
In this episode, we discuss "matsuri" or festivals in Japan, the Awa Dance Festival, the Kurama Fire Festival, the Shinto Kanamara Matsuri, the "shinobue" or transverse flute, and Tamaya vs. Kagiya. We also talk about the ultimate feline personal assistant, studying abroad in the Amethyst Kingdom, the "teen girl squad", Diana the Human, Octopus Pride, eating cotton, Spring Break WOOO, working off circus debt, going under the Toei bus, ball family squabbles, Batman and Chibi, lemur bedrock, sexy lady balls, Sailor Moon C, taco rice, thong everything, and clicking the forceps!
Europe is listening!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, it's a pod de deux as Usagi tries to be a prima ballerina! Kiriko the dancer wants to be the best, but will she see her dreams come true before the Dead Moon steals them?
In this episode, we discuss ballet in Japan. We also talk about missing Michiru, Neon Bar to dance barre, Arronovsky and anime, chow mane, the Mila Kunis shortcut to stardom, Fisher Price ballet, feather blasting, the perfect TM entrance, the Damask Mask, prop rolls, little cows, a Giselle AI, Hans Christian Gruber, the Youma-Nut Scale, and it's impossible for kids!
Usagi no ballet.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Usagi and friends head to the beach this week for fun in the sun! But the Dead Moon never take a vacation, and they've got their sights set on Ami!
In this episode, we discuss the naval history of Japan, atakebune, Daikokuya Kōdayū, Nakahama Manjirō, and kakigōri. We also talk about hot guy scoping, pimp drag, Cool Ice Land II, "beach breeching", expensive beach balls, evil PTO, the aheago blazer, finger faces, marble terms for old men, pumping balls, kintama, non-filler beach episodes, face stab parties, fishing for hamburgers, professional regurgitation, and the return of Mr. Soccer!
This is very dangerous; please don't try it.
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about the Japanese fascination with toilets and poop themes, the legend of Kinihiko Ikuhara, and a spoiler-free review of "The Flash"!
Nothing scarier than bad ceviche!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Things kick into high gear this week as Chibiusa learns she has a secret admirer! Can she learn what her heart wants before the Sailor Senshi are crushed by a beefy new foe?
In this episode, we discuss soccer in Japan. We also talk about self-propelled segues, MuzzleTiming, the thousand-furlong stare, tummy Bugles, Chris Pinecone, filfs, the Manticorn, a Moon Prism Ditch Witch, lazy power ups, Lord Soccer, kid coaches, and Taro and Kimoko!
Ted Lasso joke here!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a smorgasbord of mysteries this week as Chibi and Diana uncover a tale of lost love. Will they help Mayoko achieve her dream or will the Dead Moon Circus eat their lunch?
In this episode, we discuss itamae or "infront of the board", Jiro Ono, Nobu Matsuhisa, and Masaharu Morimoto. We also talk about the Tears of the Kingdom, Han Solo's future, the Xena Quartet, circus unions, Almira Gulch, kidcatting a nap, the Queen of Mean, girl phases, smelling crime, the Ass Foot Special, business waders, being unmotorvated, Hawaiian sushi, the Ocean Spray guy, what Kal thinks is going to happen, and a Steeringu-less world!
What was Minakos dream!?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Minako's got her hands full this week as she finds herself caught between two cute guys! Will the Goddess of Love finally find it herself or will her heart be stolen...literally?
In this episode, we discuss kaiju films. Godzilla, Ishiro Honda, the Lucky Dragon Five, and Eiji Tsuburaya. We also talk about two-timing, full magnets ahead, Tuxedo wedgie, Clark Kent rules, Mommy's pickles, catperons, "No comeuppance!", tasteless tiger pants, "Her?", Biker Action Tiger's Eye, doin' a Mrs. Doubtfire, ancient feline secret, evil per diems, Gadzulla, circus murderers, robot thongs, the Chuck Jones pause, gambaruwa!, sugar plum scary, and Minako Bombadil
We're Doubtfiring on all cylinders!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch!
This week, we're talking about Japanese mascots and Kal puts his Japan knowledge to the test!
Two daquiris, please!
Join us Wednesday nights at 7pm central on Twitch for the next Shore Leave!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're ready to work it this week as a new villain struts their stuff! The Senshi go crazy for their favorite designer, but will Fish Eye turn his fashion empire into a discount rack?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese fashion designers like Rei Kawakubo, Kansai Yamamoto, Nigö, and Issey Miyake. We also talk about Liquid Sky, pirate shirts, evil curcus ghosts, the hungover code, Chain Gang Blossom, being bang cut free, swinging your feelings, Furcon '95, evil seals, slapping assent, a multi-stage lemure, flat squids, male-male backrubs, maintaining the status quo, Teriyaki Boyz, Daquiri Dangerous, and ice cream footwear!
Love those minis!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The stakes are raised this week as the Sailor Senshi cross swords with a deadly foe! Will Miharu achieve her goal of becoming the most powerful swordswoman in Japan or will her dreams be cut down?
In this episode, we discuss the life of Miyamoto Musashi, the Book of Five Rings, and Sasaki Kojiro. We also talk about sleeping in the bathtub, the "chop down below", stealth heels, tears on my bokken, clown kenshi, Itto Dead Moon Style, Johnny Katanaseed, an heir from another mare, Saga cosplay, hot ham water, the Nick Nolte of feudal Japan, Kabuki Spider, Japanese French bread, the redemption of Aminako, and SHINGO!
Garbage islands aren't going to build themselves!
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Things take a weird turn this week as the Senshi meet a new friend! Can they help Natsumi realize her car-related dream or will the Dead Moon Circus leave them in the dust?
In this episode, we discuss the automotive industry in Japan, kei cars, and strange Japanese car names. We also talk about committing to a Three's Company, Itchy Nose Garage, 17th times the charm, Japanese foodie metaphors, Job Interview Jesus, corral waiting, jewel blue, double premium, clutch Chibi, bringing your own trapeze, Laura Anime Wilder, strapping on the feed bag, Mysterious Utility Wizard, Japanese Don Draper, halibut collar, and Ichibishi!
Counterspell!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we're talking about a Japanese Everything Everywhere All At Once, catching up on reviews, discussing the announcement of Japanese war reparations, and rating live-action anime adaptations!
I'm gonna miss my teeth!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Chibiusa plays with danger this week as a new villain stalks its prey! Fairies are beautiful and inspiring, but will they lead Chibi and her new friend to a watery grave?
In this episode, we discuss the circus in Japanese history. We also talk about old time comedy, anti-publicists, nested flashbacks, Tinkercake, Mr. Kit Kat, the "bang cut", weird overdrive, thinking you're a honeybee, being appearancist, 3 Ringu circus, pulling off the dream thing, circus priests, Meiji money, circus formal, Mr. Diewithme, and a child that can do both!
Matsui screwed Matsui!
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The threat comes from within this week as the Sailor Senshi battle their feelings! Can Usagi overcome her jealousy of Rei, or will the Dead Moon Circus end their friendship...permanently?
In this episode, we discuss ninja facts and teru teru bozu. We also talk about a Mamoru study jam, Chinese algebra, whimsical shoji deaths, neglectful cooking, the Cosby Trio, "That Grandpa", dressing left, bathing in effluvium, Sweet Rei, nampa training, rainy shuttlecock, a "burned cookie arc", ninja SEO, Sengoku Chuck Norris, straight breastbone, and REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
I'm a dream, little maiden!
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Chibiusa's friendship with Pegasus is in peril this week when the Dead Moon Circus discovers their connection! Can she resist the temptation of ultimate power or will the curtain fall on the Sailor Senshi?
In this episode, we discuss Teaching in Japan. We also talk about Japanese McGruff, a "very special episode", self-aware villainy, edenic metaphors, the Artist Formerly Known as Chibiusa, climbing out of the sewer, powering through, dream seasoning, cat scientists, Goth Tinkerbell, blue ducks, head-canon ice cream, clean jokes and strip clubs, playing the old hits, and Pegasus is the ET!
IT'S A GUTTER!!!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The Dead Moon Circus continues its search for Pegasus this week, as Makoto reunites with an old friend. Will the legend of Pegasus continue to inspire, or will it die in darkness?
In this episode, we discuss modern female Japanese novelists, the Akutagawa Prize, and PRincess Tenko. We also talk about desperate alliteration, The Stabler, Zirconia Zircon and the Funky Bunch, Ya books!, the new Mimete, oat questions, being chock full of dreams, refusing to yadda, a junior moment, Rei is the Makoto, circus similies, male soaplands, being stuck on Tar, and breasts and eggs!
I want to kick you in the back!
CW: suicide, eating disorders, child abuse
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we're talking about record snow falls in Japan, the life and career of Leiji Matsumoto, a "puzzling" translation dilemma, and getting some "help" with your publishing!
Ragnarok is upon us!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A new face appears in Azubu-Juban as well as a new mystery! When an innocent woman of God is targeted by the Dead Moon Circus, she'll need Sailor Moon and the Senshi to be her savior!
In this episode, we discuss nuns in japan, "pinku" films, Choco Pie, and kigurumi. We also talk about seeing "signs of spring", thoughts about hot nuns, Jane Austen's Mafia, the claw slap, naves and narthexes, "Watashi wa watashi!", 2 Corinthians, Sister Mary Pusha-T, Gethsemane vs Golgotha, The Plush Maker, cutting judiciously, "No kill, Juptier!", "Scrappying it", Satan and T3, ninja turtle socks, and cat scientists!
Nietzsche confirmed!
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Usagi and Mamoru's bond is put to the test this week when a new romantic rival appears! Saori has designs on Usagi's boyfriend, but she'll have to move quick before he's smothered by an inflatable miscreant!
In this episode, we discuss the Shinsengumi, Matsudaira Katamori, the Izu clan, Miburo or the "Wolves of Mibu", Serizawa Kamo, the Ikedaya incident, the Bakumatsu period, and Sakamoto Ryōma. We also talk about missing the monolith, "obvious" jokes, key parties in Japan, researching PolyFinda, the Three's Company anime, toliet umeshu, a butter-and-egg man, Parappa the Rapper, an Addicted to Love situation, "to protect and get served", learning real life lessons in kindergarten, the hippo or the horse, Ronin Squad, ox nuts, the Suns of Anarchy, and leaving all men behind!
Goyo, slimeball!
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Sailor Noob comes charging back this week, as the villainy reaches a new low! As our heroes remain blissfully unaware, the Amazon Trio sets a trap to capture Pegasus himself...and Naru Osaka is the bait!
In this episode, we discuss nursing in Japan, the Japanese Red Cross, Florence Nightingale, "cherry boys", "mog mog", and otedama. We also talk about understanding bosses, Pega-SUS, a free-for-all reference orgy, wacky hijinks, questionable '90s films, wanting that "Death Proof" ending, puke noises, banging on a streetlight, Peggy Fleming Syndrome, GERONTOR!, fake Bob Floy, septic tank roses, the Zack Snyder season, chad face Umino, and a farewell to ebbi fri!
We don't have time to deal with wisecracks!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we give you an update on what's up with us. Plus, a look at the world of internet curses, and are we alone in the universe?
We're answering the big McRib questions!
Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we're talking about financial dishonesty and scandal in the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, and the mythological origin of Pegasus and friends!
You're alright, boy!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, we take a break from the Dead Moon Saga as we take in three stories from the Sailor Moon universe. First up, a look back at Usagi's journey so far in "A Beautiful Transformation? The Journey and Growth of the Crybaby Usagi"! Then, Haruka and Michiru are back to fight an unnerving menace in "Haruka and Michiru Return: The Ghostly Puppet Play". And finally, Chibi-usa and friends are flirting with in "Chibiusa's Adventure: The Vampire Mansion of Terror"!
In this episode, we discuss the bildungsroman novel and Mori Ogai, "bunraku" or Japanese puppet theatre, and the monsters nure-onna, jiang-chi, and the aswang. We also talk about recapping the recap, stalling a horse, Wilhelm Dilfy, classic ventriloquism bits, finding a Lovecraft, being "butt material", spite reviewing, Fauxmo, vampire housing debates, threesquare, getting your torpor on, Uranus v. aswang, ghost make-up tips, feminine water turmoil, and flowers you can eat!
Game takes no days off!
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Hearts pound faster this week as Sailor Moon reaches a new level of power! Things are rocky in the Tsukino household, but the family will have to band together if they're going to survive a bombardment by Dokanko!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese onomatopoeia. We also talk about Szechuan tantrums, "turning on the Chibi", lying on your Tindr profile, Youzetaru Brabrakki, the Lemon Killer, firing Bulletgirl, cleaning your cannon, food grudges, the real JT, Mako Moments, Sheen toe, Ribbit Ribbit Johnson, and being hungry, dented and weary!
I NEED MOMMY'S PICKLES!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The mystery of Pegasus persists this week as horses take center stage! When Reika contemplates leaving Japan for a research opportunity, will Motoki find the courage to reach out to her or will the Dead Moon get her first?
In this episode, we discuss horse racing in Japan, ema or "picture horse", ao uma shinji or the "Ritual of the White Horse", and kyoku badan or "circus". We also talk about horse beauticians, jacking your pepper, word to Kami, a horse warming house, indentured studitude, an Equus situation, snorting glitter, getting weird about gambling, _secretariat, getting horses off drugs, ig-one-miny, Horsablanca, and talkin' horse hockey!
Baby needs a new pair of geta!
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A new era of Sailor Moon dawns as a mysterious new force arrives in Tokyo! Chibi-Usa has had a strange vision of a winged horse, but how is it connected to the sinister circus of horrors that has made the city its new home?
In this episode, we discuss dreams in Japan, hatsuyume or the "first dream of the new year", 1-Fuji 2-hawk 3-eggplant, and the baku. We also talk about the Crystal Forest Naturalist Colony, Animeification, the girl/horse connection, Guided by Hoices, fear of ducks, Dr. Cottoncandy, crystal exposition, Gaslight Eye, gettin' into a good mood, the TGIFriday's soul wall, Fun-Sized Sailor Moon, going full Scrppy, good tinkle, turning down the weird dial, curry-flavored Atlantis, and surprise swords!
Not unentertaining!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we're talking about Japan reopening after the pandemic, and history's #1 bisexual mining magnate foreign art dealing electricity-shooting celebrity herbalist!
Let's get to work on that shame!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We've got a double-sized episode this week of extra-strength Sailor Moon cinematic fun as we sit down for Sailor Moon S: The Movie! An ancient and icy evil hurtles toward Earth, seeking to freeze everyone in their tracks. Will Usagi and her friends rally to save the day before all is lost...including Luna's heart?
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese space program, "The Lover of Princess Kaguya", "The Snow Queen", space tourism, sugar stars, taiyaki, and Kaguyahime no monogatari. We also talk about a "Captain Marvel situation", voodoo confirmed, a Minako try-on haul, blowing hot balls, visual onomatopoeia, "beh" loops, pumpkin spice leaders, gynunculi, noncommittal meows, Girl Power(tm), wishing Luna some clothes, pre-terror airports, cat-girl wingmen, my man HC, hoshinauts, and lots and lots of ice puns!
Love Never Changer!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, we bid a fond goodbye to Sailor Moon S and we share some of our favorite moments, characters, and a few hottish takes! We also talk about the higher stakes of S, knee jerk reactions, the T2/Jesus benediction, stockpiling Lisa Frank material, climactic swimming scenes, Tethercat 2, the magnificent Tamasaburo, mythological gender studies, starting underground and reaching the top, the Ravenclaw kiss-off, rating consonants, and Super Super Super!
"It's no Maiden's Policy!"
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, we tackle the big issues, like Shinzo Abe's funeral, rotten treats, Sgt. Slaughter, SailorTube videos, and Moon Facts!
It's like a beach episode with more fanservice!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The story comes to a close this week as our heroes are forced to say goodbye. Chibi is ordered to return home, but before she can leave, the forces of evil will reach one last time to steal her happiness...and her life!
In this episode, we discuss the Great Tenmei famine and beri beri. We also talk about Sailor Moon T, talking Jee 2 for money, Biaggi Max, San Dimas time, tons of eye makeup, digging through your drawers, running out of ass, getting over edgy stories, mononymous Rei, Byron and Friends, Curry Fridays, uncooked daemons, and beating Jesus's time!
You can't talk to a baby!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The enemy is defeated but the tale is not over as questions await answers. Chibi still searches for her lost friend and Sailor Moon will have to face a challenge from an unexpected front!
In this episode, we discuss the history and conquest of the Ryukyu Kingdom. We also talk about Peter Jackson's Sailor Moon, the Squiggy Problem, a Willy Wonka tight five, smizing Rosie Cotton, butterfly teleportation, burping the Antichrist, Tuxedo Subtext, Kal's Mythology Corner, island nightlife, getting burned in the butt, being the mayor from Jaws, and making 20 cents from a dollar!
Genki! Genki!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Time has run out this week as Pharoah 90 has come to bring silence to our world! Can Sailor Moon find a way to rescue Chibi and Hotaru or will the Death Busters enact their apocalypse of evil?
In this episode, we discuss historical firefighting in Japan, the iroha gumi mokuroku yonjûhachiban, isopsephy, and magatama. We also talk about Saban Evangelion, "Cocteauesque", the Age of Silence game, Evil Bayonetta, a verbal redraw, 20ccs of Holy Grail, Golluming, a clifftwister, the five women you meet at an arson, Hot Hot Jizo, Steeplejack 1999, Morton Downey Jr., greepy, conspiracy bedrock, Hana Youma Dango, and out Mistress 9 theories!
You're a baby now!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Forget everything you know about the Death Busters because this episode presents an anime apotheosis! As both Senshi teams fight to invade Mugen Academy, their opponents reveal their new powers...and new forms!
In this episode, we discuss earthquakes and earthquake prevention in Japan, the Ring of Fire, the Great Hanshin quake, the Shindo scale, the Tohoku earthquake and tsunami, 3.11, and the Ansei Great Quakes. We also talk about the Saban Moon Dimension, random possessions, vicious and viscous, Lovecraft hand, ooze girls and booby shields, Sailor Sade, pentacle tentacles and ochre ichor, going from beatific to bitchy, cracking the Ghostbusters 2 Code, Sailor Babies, dogs and cats house-shopping, mean green mothers, and being too good for the Richter scale.
THEY KEEP LYING TO US!
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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!
Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.
This week, our chill gets grilled when we finally get the chance to behold Saban Moon in all its gory! Plus, Ka1iban summons all of his Sunday School powers to catalogue all the apocalyptic imagery in the latest episodes of Sailor Moon S!
Grab a second shaker of salt and your extra strength flipflops and unwindulax with us!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, tragedy strikes as Usagi's world comes tumbling down! Mugen Academy's plans are finally coming to fruition and the Sailor Senshi will have to face a friend turned foe!
In this episode, we discuss Galápagos syndrome or "Garapagosu-ka", Japanese phones or "keitai", and gara-kei. We also talk about pizza parties of old, rolling the mouse wheel back, mist v. miasma, Batkaori, Aramaic kids, "x"-ing through the cutscenes, the Anime Smoke/Bad Guy Theorem, Jodie Foster movies, super puberty, Jupiter 3:16, bankrupting Dr. G, confusing Rules 34 and 63, girly Jesus, petite roll, and the scary globe button!
RIPKaori
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The Sailor Senshi are put to the test this week as they face a new threat! Given a chance to infiltrate Mugen Academy, Ami and her friends will find a new dimension of evil!
In this episode, we discuss haikyo or "ruins", Urbex or urban exploration, Hashima Island, and Nara Dreamland. We also talk about bad celebrity voice-overs, Mimemes, math rock, School Inc., Burlesque Elsa, bathroom phones, the Sailor Moon to CW continuum, leaving only footprints, body shielding, single serving witches, and NANOMACHINES?!?
Only '90s geologists will understand.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A creeping danger invades Tokyo this week as a new villain schemes! Setsuna must race to save Chibi before she falls victim to the Death Busters' treachery!
In this episode, we discuss ikebana, the Japanese art of floral arrangements and hanakotoba, the language of flowers. We also talk about "Previously on Sailor Moon", witch-on-witch violence, the cyborg handyman, dead body sovereignty, Youzetaru IT Services, feeding the alligators, a bad cat neighborhood, defeat confirmation, reversing your animation, dropping your rod, Wolverine vines, edible ikebana, the uselessness of Google, and the Ultimate Warrior!
Metaphors are lies!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The mystery deepens this week as a new adversary is revealed! With Hotaru missing, the Sailor Senshi must investigate Mugen Academy and face a final showdown with Mimete!
In this episode, we discuss the history of personal computing in Japan. We also talk about being held by Puu, asking Jeeves, being cooler than absolute zero, sci-fi apparati, finishing your explosion, mice and mouses, asking if Prince was computer-literate, scientific runes, "I, Pervert", future home wrecker, the Hit Bit, Moo PD, the Logitech Rat, a reverse black widow, and knowing when to whip it out!
We are all Mimete!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The big secret is finally revealed this week as friends become foes. When an innocent trip to the planetarium becomes a desperate battle, Chibi and the Sailor Scouts will have to rethink everything they know about Hotaru!
In this episode, we discuss American influence over 1950s Japanese culture, Kaminari zoku (Thunder Tribe), Ereki zoku (Electric Guitar Tribe), Saike zoku (Psychedelic Tribe), tokkōfuku or "special attack clothing", Rockabilly bomu, and Kayōkyoku music. We also talk about Big Sister Usagi, DJ Hannibal, Steve McDichael, high "LP", blue-screen Rei, The Glaive of the Grave, gettin' it on, General Punk, putting Grandpa to bed, focusing on the rod, the Destructor, Westphall confirmed, Hesiod vs. Homer, the Reverse Terminator, the Death Phantom Swerve, bad guys and globes, a nose-grindstoner, and the mystery of Computer Blue!
Motorcycles, greasers, rockabilly, and blue jeans!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The Sailor Senshi go all-in this week as they face a devious new menace. When an experiment at the Tomoe house goes wrong, it's up to Chibi and Hotaru to outplay a game-obsessed daemon!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese card games, hanafuda, karuta types (tensho, yomi, mikuri), uta-garuta, and the origins of Nintendo. We also talk laughing like the Count, "upstairs Tomoe", telltale jungle drums, Spider-Moon, post-filicide, can cant, lassoing a tween goth, cheating at Jenga, child reverse psychologists, alt-universe Senshi, Dr. Mom, the most metal way to die, 17th century Japanese "The Sting", getting over the Yakuza, Twistercise, good Police videos, and spitting in the face of Euclid!
Welcome to the Gay Room, Sailor Scouts!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, the girls leave it all on the field for love! Hotaru has a crush on a famous athlete but will she be able to confess her feelings before the Death Busters run her down?
In this episode, we discuss LGBTQ rights in Japan, rent discrimination, partnership certificates, Japanese PRIDE, Ni-chome, and SG5. We also talk Perfect Orange, Canadian Johnny Cash, blowing and zooming, Twister witches, rich Japanese TVs, step-comic timing, sensual anime, Buzz Lightyear ED, Mother Mikanhana, the Liberal Democratic (Conservative Traditional) Party, waiting for pinched butts, "voluntary enjoyment", ice cream cone vs. cinnamon roll, and giving the show a sticker!
We're just trying to start an orgy!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A family picnic turns deadly this week as the Tsukino-Chibas face a thorny menace! Chibi and Hotaru's friendship is growing but so are the weeds of evil!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese gardens or "Nihon teien", the Asuka period,
Horai-zen or a "dry garden", Sakuteiki, croquettes, and Theda Bara. We also talk YOUZETARU!, Step-Kaori, Fiore the Ailandan, fixin' up some green peppers, hail season, Tuxedo MC Escher, the Rag Tag Tag Team, Mimete's search history, the Tofu Golem, grist vs. fodder, sticker debt, being dragonist, flypaper boobies, dyeing in the basement, and daddy stuff!
I'm just here for the croquettes!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's an awful lot of teasing this week as Chibi-Usa is drawn deeper into the Death Busters' world! Chibi loves having Hotaru as a friend, but can their friendship endure the dark scheming of the Witches 5?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese doramas or J-dramas. We also talk befriending "average" girls, the question of Luna-P's sentience, re-resetting the stakes, stepmom energy, the new old Kaori, Baby Ho, It's sexy counterpart, bootin' over the side, listening to the naked murderer, the dangers of sandbagging, morbid tennis puns, Girlbot 9000, old TV references, and a whole lot of momma teasing!
Put a pat of butter on me!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Evil takes center stage this week as Mimete's resilience is put to the test. When a teen idol holds a contest to find a co-star, Minako and Mimete will face off to see who's the bigger fan!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese idol culture and stalking, wota or "idol fans", and the cases of Mayu Tomita and Maho Yamaguchi. We also talk going deep on a villain, supercalifragies, flat face cats, Mrs. Claus housecoats, slightly lickerish, Gregg Araki, unfeverish, Mrs. Bojangles, cult flyers, groupie rules, the Michael Scott of Witches, Idol Speculation, Rick Springfield stuff, Law & Order tiktoks, and the Eudial Memorial Locker!
Youzetaru Youzetaru Youzetaru
TW: Stalking, harassment, physical and sexual assault, violence
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's back to the inkwell this week as the Sailor Senshi face a cruel new foe! Chibi has made a new friend in Hotaru, but will her kindness make her a victim of the unseen horrors of the Tomoe household?
In this episode, we discuss the themes and tropes of Japanese horror cinema, "House" and Nobuhiko Obayashi, and oni. We also talk divine presents, the "uncle splash", ancient time travelers, Swiss Army Senshi, "extreme appeal" cookies, a Mrs. Doubtfire scenario, normal girl action, feelin' Megumi, CMU to the RMH, losing Neptune and Uranus, pabominations, McSilence, and Sailor Hostel!
Literally, what is Michael?
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A new era begins this week as Mimete inaugurates her reign of terror! The Death Busters have found a new way of stealing pure hearts and it's up to Super Sailor Moon and the Senshi to call "cut" on their production!
In this episode, we discuss gun laws in Japan, the Katanagari or "sword hunt", jittes, taiho-jutsu or "arresting art", Mont Blanc cake, Ukai or "cormorant fishing", and Ama divers. Ama divers. We also talk a tale of two Messiahs, a reverse Narnia, philosophies of time travel, shrug sounds, the theory of T2ivity, diner ghosts, a first Peter Parker moment, ee cummings, lip melee, Robert Frost: X-Man, shogun control, drunk burritos, irritated clams, Coco Chanel barfing, squishy tempura, and guns guns guns!
This is how you don't get ants!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a final confrontation and a new beginning this week as the Sailor Senshi clash with the Death Busters! Eudial has two of the sacred Talismans and Sailor Moon will have to find new strength within herself to prevent the end of the world!
In this episode, we discuss the Imperial Regalia of Japan, the Kenji-tō-Shōkei-no-gi ceremony, and the "Hare of Inaba". We also talk Shoujo Commmando Izumi, Python material, the Anti-Messiah, nonchalant floating, the Suck-u-Lux 300, yadda yaddaing the best part, Laser Lighthouse, immanentizing the eschaton, atomic anime therapy, Pluto tracts, a multi-denominational apocalypse, Japanese Klingons, International Treasure, Japan's Voltron origin, being down with Watership, and adding a laugh track!
JusticeforEudial
EDITOR'S NOTE: This episode was recorded during an epic thunderstorm so there are sounds of thunder and a bit of occasional electric buzz.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, a terrifying confrontation ends in unthinkable tragedy! Haruka and Michiru will do anything to achieve their goals, but can they sacrifice the one thing they can't live without: each other?
In this episode, we discuss Christianity in Japan, St. Francis Xavier, the Jesuits, Kakure Kirishitans, Maria Kannon, Jizo statues, fumi-e, Hanare Kirishitans, Kristo no Hakka or the "Tomb of Christ", Kirisuto no Sato or "Christ's hometown", and Isu kiri or "Christ's brother". We also talk superfluous Tuxedo Miragu-s, extra computer juice, Station Wagon Snail Woman, honor among geeks, peak '90s, non-musical montages, giant pipe organs, Toccata denied!, Jesa Frank, Ex-zavier, the Christ of times, Gwen Stefani pants, extra edging, and Shingo!
A steel mill is the Terminator's church!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Minako gives 'til it hurts this week as the Death Busters come for her pure heart! Eudial has Usagi trapped and the only way to save her friend is to lose her greatest secret!
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese Red Cross Society, blood donation in Japan, Count Sano Tsunetami, the Satsuma Rebellion, and the Japanese HIV Tainted Blood Scandal. We also talk giving blood stories, Sailor dumps, tripping people for plot reasons, innocent knobbing, getting blown out of your lab coat, too much lightness, Prime Minako, off-brand supplements, a mid-teenage crisis, umbrellas for dogs, Jack Bauer energy drinks, Hair or Hat?, what Kal thinks is happening, a "love juice" correction, and "garbage time mindset"!
A guy's gotta get eaten someway!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're back with an all-new episode of Sailor Noob! Usagi and friends are invited to dance the night away at a party for international students. But their rosy future will be in jeopardy when the Death Busters unleash a musical menace into the evening's festivities!
In this episode, we discuss western dancing in Japan, "Shall We Dance?", “men outside, women inside”, "skinship", Janken, and wasei-eigo. We also talk the Soup for Breakfast Club, Sailor Moon mindset, '70s compilation albums, unlimited juice, the Language Pedant, puke substitute, #TuxedoMinsk, the anti-beach episode, Kanye glasses, double daemons, and Mamo party vs English scary!
Every good daemon gets a 5!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We broaden our minds this week as Sailor Moon faces an artistic menace! Chibi-Usa thinks she's in love, but her would-be beau is hunted by Eudial and the Witches 5!
In this episode, we discuss the life and work of Yoko Ono, “genki desu ka" or "How are you?", apple pie in Japan, and Aomori Prefecture. We also talk French class vs. France class, hand pie, fiveshadowing, Fu Manblue period, high-concept youma powers, sub-beach episodes, Scooby Doo weaknesses, Naoko-Yoko fic, grist for the artist mill, a Barenaked hat trick, bed-ins and bag-ins, the cart riding the horse, the Chizzler, boobie rabbit girls, and into the pugmill with you!
hand up It doesn't look like a bird.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a tale from the past this week as we learn the story of Haruka and Michiru's first meeting! Haruka Tenoh is a junior high school student who's racing the wind, but when she meets a mysterious, green-haired girl, she'll have to choose between safe obscurity and dangerous destiny!
In this episode, we discuss the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, the Tokyo Monorail, the Shinkansen or "bullet train", the Sport Promotion Act, escalator schools, "chon chon" marks, and Syncom 3. We also talk about cryptkeeper vibe, firm little restraining orders, trees sentience canon, a Rolling Stone beard, polite monsters, free lipstick, turtle perverts, nation branding, toilet pictures, the Dogpacolypse, a Demon Daily Double, boob shoe, caveman Japanese, and the Silver Millennium Band!
Ladies, who's your Bob Seger?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, Mako pushes herself to the limit in search of power and spiritual balance! Makoto retreats to a mountain temple to train as a terrifying new daemon stalks her mentor and Usagi and friends get caught in the crossfire!
In this episode, we discuss Buddhist priests and monks, the Buddha Shakyamuni, the Nihon Shoki, zasu or "head priest", zazen or "meditation", Nichiren Buddhism, the Sōhei warrior monks, yamabushi or "one who prostrates themselves on the mountain", Shugendō or the "path of training", Shinbutsu-shūgō, "temple families", shojin ryori or "devotion cooking", daruma dolls, and daruma otoshi. We also talk about mountain ninjas, a newsflashback, saying "forte" wrong, travel eating, making temples accessible, Buddhists loving American mid-century poets, Saban Moon BS, socially conscious hecklers, Eatapalooza, The Usagi Diaries, five against one, joining a tradition for the sects, ReiKoto, a Four Rooms scenario, and a little Buddha worship for a treat!
Promise?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The tea ceremony is Japan's most sacred ritual of peaceable contemplation and aesthetic appreciation...but try telling that to Usagi and Chibi-Usa! Can they find common ground over their differences before they drown in the Witches 5's murky schemes?
In this episode, we discuss sado or the "Way of Tea", matcha, temae or "preparation", chakai or "tea gathering", chaji or "full tea", chasen or "whisk", thin and thick tea, aisatsu or "greeting", Murata Jukō, Rikyū, chagama or "tea kettle", wagashi, kaishi, zabuton, Crayon Shin-chan, and Shinnosuke. We also talk about Shoujo Commando Izumi, "The Weebening", Welcome Back Kotter jokes, baby Hitler vs. grammar Nazis, Marty McFlying yourself, a "valuable acquaintance", cafe au late, being a good ally, Kids 'r' Us, ego repair, temporal isekai, Charlize hair, and a time travel limerick!
Take that, James Cameron!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A new chapter opens this week as the stakes get ever higher! With Kaorinite gone, Eudial and the Witches 5 arrive to take hearts by force. Usagi and Rei will have to face the music, but get a little help from the return of their sweetest ally!
In this episode, we discuss taiko drumming, odaiko or "big drum", goldfish scooping, kanabo, the Bone Festival, Daihachi Oguchi, "blend" coffee, Soiya!, mikoshi or "portable shrines", mitsu tomoe, happi, and Hyottoko. We also talk Sailor Keith Moon, evil women in STEM, the Akira slide, scandalized Ami, the eternal straightness of Minako, LIVEN UP!, 8 year-old toughs, sugary heart attacks, Japanese Spring Break, ripped drum cults, Tom Soiya, and a bunch of drummer jokes!
Do your absolute best!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The action continues this week as Usagi races to save Tuxedo Mask. If she can't unite friends both reliable and untrustworthy, Kaorinite will bring her whole world crashing down!
In this episode, we discuss Chūjō-hime, the Japanese Cinderella, the Nanban trade to Japan, and Ye Xian, the original Cinderella. We also talk about single blond female, climactic emailing scenes, the moral event horizon, metaphorical swords, coming in pears, crystal lung, editorial voice, the Sailor Venus rap, going Julie Andrews, Sailor-Man!tm, bride hungry, pteruges, lying to your kids, and the 360 no-scope Love Me Chain!
Pardon me Kaori...is that the senshi killed your new shoes? (yes yes)
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's the first episode of a two-parter this week as Usagi is ready to party but no one remembered her birthday! Will she finally receive a royal gift or will Kaorinite and the daemon Cenicienta shatter her dreams?
In this episode, we discuss birthdays in Japan, isshou mochi and fumi mochi, 7-5-3, Seijin no Hi or "Coming of Age Day", furisode, and Sports Day. We also talk about being provoked by "blues", the second hundred, Oscar the Grouch subletting, Sexy R2-D2, see-through action figures, C. Thomas Howell, the Light Knight, a "ghostbuster" of stairs, cake payback, JCVD is the Goku, a TMcicle, renting your kimono, getting blipped, steakless sizzle, and a lot of corn flakes!
Get your cranes out!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're celebrating 100 episodes this week by answering fan questions about Sailor Noob, our lives outside of the show, and the future of the podcast!
Thanks for 100 episodes and here's to 100 more!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, we've got a double-sized episode for our 100th show! Minako is having doubts about her commitment to the Sailor Senshi, but can she find her answers before she's asked to make the ultimate sacrifice play?
In this episode, we discuss volleyball in Japan, "sign wa V", the "Witches of the Orient", Ultimo Dragon, and the Asai moonsault. We also talk about Cup 'o Noddle life, diggin' 'n' flippin', cinematic syntax, PASTABELA!, laughing at your own manga, suggestive fruit, cat dads, The Temptation of the Mina, volleyboobs, "homicidal training", the Going Home Club, getting conquered by a boot, literal sleeve tattoos, and we're running out of time!
RIPThierry
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
All aboard this week as the Sailor Senshi clash with a daimon from the wrong side of the tracks! Yuichiro heart is broken, but Rei and the Senshi will have to save him and his heart before it's stolen, too!
In this episode, we discuss trains in Tokyo, tasuki, nata de coco, ager-ager, IC cards, the Azusa No. 2, the Tokyo Toden, and chin-chin densha. We also talk about subterranean Kyoro Kyoro Miru, the Junk Food Avengers, "How's the peepin'?", wiggly tracks, "nice" guys, NO PROBLEMU, emotionally complex trains, the tyranny of exact change, the Grand Central money shot, cat conductors, google boxes, comphet heteronormativity, and Alf as a cultural ambassador.
Go and love, guuurl!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's full-throttle action this week as Sailor Moon and Sailor Uranus confront a new foe! The Death Busters have set their sights on eliminating the Sailor Senshi, and Usagi will need to learn to cooperate with the mysterious Uranus...or they're both roadkill!
In this episode, we discuss motocross in Japan, Sportsland SUGO, Akira Watanabe, and Akira Narita. We also talk about Robbie Rinsu and Ron Sue Rango, the fabled TV wall, a-ha video energy, impossibly handsome nerds, Usagiruka, growth by default, "headlights", al-tire-native lifestyles, Sailor Asteroid Belt, okonocotton candy, a Stretch Armstrong situation, and '80s sitcom tropes!
SPETTERS
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Sailor Noob is back for a whole new year of episodes! Ami is being targeted now just when she's questioning her future. Will she new strength to reach her goal of becoming a doctor or will she drown in doubt while facing a new daemon?
In this episode, we discuss swimming in Japan, Emperor Go-Yōzei, suijutsu or "combative swimming", the Japan Swimming Federation, dobu or "gutter", the legend of Kimi Chan and the Akai Kutsu or "red shoes", and fukusuke dolls. We also talk about celebrating Greta times, dogism, subu not dubu, high school Mamoru, King of the Pool, reverse heart extraction, AmiMamo, eating underwater, tattoo discrimination, checking for poop, the Vince McMahon School of Bad Guy Design, inadvertent cheating, Christian Corner, another installment of What Kal Thinks Is Happening, and Shoebeard!
...and syphilis.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Questions are being asked this week as Makoto finds herself drawn to the intriguing Haruka. But is the handsome tenth grader serious in her affection or is she only looking to steal Mako's heart?
In this episode, we discuss Takarazuka Revue. We also talk about big, boyish girls, James Bond connections, Female Musical Group Photo Book, the Straight side of the force, scars and stars, secret identity weirdness, sh*thead Haruka, the Anti-Yorkie, sectors of femininity, Narnia blues, the ur-gay Sailor Moon text, Matt Baume, Shoop Dreams, kayfabe bois, Darren Man, and an in-depth analysis of Three's Company!
Not cool, Usagi.
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Love is on the line this week as Naru and Umino enter a contest to improve their relationship. Can the Senshi cheer them on to victory or will Umino end up with a broken heart . . . literally?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese game shows and variety shows, owarai or "comedy", quizu bangumi or "quiz shows", Beat Takeshi and Takeshi's Castle, manzai or a comedy double act, batsu gamu or "penalty game", Silent Library, ise-ebi, "cruel roasting", and "dancing sushi". We also talk two and two, making whoopie, Rei is the Lucy, secret horndog Ami, youth group stuff, "Show is over.", Let's Dancing!, beat before you beat, Richard Dysart, Scooby Doo dancing, penis machine death card nose fishing, Brain Wall, Squid Game and Red Lobster vs. spiny lobster!
. . . and that's the whole story!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, Usagi must face off against a devilish foe . . . and two Sailor Soldiers! Will she regain Unazuki's heart before tragedy strikes or will her dreams be swept into the bin?
In this episode, we discuss o-soji or "the great cleaning", susuharai or "soot sweeping", Toshigami or "year god", the Omisoka festival, 5S seiri method, tsukumogami or "tool kami", and Hajime Sorayama. We also talk about saving yourself for kiss, sexy elephant vacuum cleaner robots, tick sensors, Slut Shamy Amy, "Who got the juice?!", problematic kisses, BIG cleaning, WHEE the People, "other people stuff", God Hair, going in the barrel, and Mikanhana's Cockney accent!
Why are you?
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Things get tense this week as Usagi questions if she's really a good fit for Mamoru. Will she find happiness in her future or will she be flattened by a high-strung antagonist?
In this episode, we discuss classical music in Japan, gagaku or "elegant music", the Tokyo Music School, Sadajiro Matsunaga and Masakichi Suzuki, Shinichi Suzuki and the Susuki Method, ningen kokuhō or "national treasure", bunkasai or "cultural festival", and daiku or "Big Nine". We also talk about Chez Chiba, #squadgirls, lemon juggling, Mona Lisa Frank, wife lessons, One For The Bunny, erotic bulldozers, going full tradwife, Japanese rhyming dictionaries, the Ka1iban Method, MEATBALL ALERT, and the Suzuki Man!
She, too, got the best part!
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This week, it's another Usagi/Minako jam as the girls get revved up over a pair of handsome strangers. But when a wheeled menace attacks, they'll find themselves racing against two powerful new challengers!
In this episode, we discuss car racing and car culture in Japan, "Tokyo drifting", the Suzuka Circuit, Kunimitsu Takahashi, Keiichi Tsuchiya, Kosoku Battle, the Midnight Club, bosozoku, and itai or "cringe". We also talk about "Osaki!", the Caramel Story, Arty Durden, God Driving, boyhunting, Haruka/everyone, super creepers, doing your own car noises, a Nikki and Paulo situation, street samurai, breaking out the Kinsey scale, depraved lesbians, steering goo, and Kal shares a stroy about getting beat up in a Hawaiian arcade!
Haste makes dancing!
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Doubt grips Usagi as the Silver Crystal has failed her and she's unable to become Sailor Moon. Will she find a new source of power to continue the fight or will a deadly new daimon tear her to shreds?
In this episode, we discuss luboo-ho or "love hotels", haikyo or "ruins", tsurekomi yado (or "bring-along inn"), nekomusume or "cat girls". We also talk about "taking the radio apart", outgrowing Luna, unsmurfy deaths, A Rope of Tail, pissed-off cat-girl puzzle-monsters, defending our ships, helicopter hair, a surprising amount of Jurassic Park references, some more suspicious Terminator references, and we debut a new segment "Farewell, My Lovely!"
Go-go-gadget capitalist scheme!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're back with a double-size episode and an all-new season of Sailor Moon! Usagi and her friends have finally met their most challenging foe: high-school entrance exams! But when Rei has an apocalyptic vision, the Senshi will have to rush to her aid before a new villain steals her future!
In this episode, we discuss o-mikuji, harae or "purification", the Empty Triangle, the 5 yen coin, mikuji-bo sticks, moon cakes, daemons, Roppongi, Mooncakes, daemons, Roppongi, nanpa or "girl-hunting", and gyakunan. We also talk about noob percentages, "going Superbook", The Last Temptation of Rei, pure hearts and sexy villains, handfeet, Cuizart, Pre-Toonami history, luck barometers, Tony Sailormoono, curiose aspiciens circum, and applying for comfort to any tender girl!
Don't regret the fish eggs from before!
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This week, we cover our first Sailor Moon movie, Sailor Moon R: "Promise of the Rose"! Just when everything seems right in Usagi's world, a mysterious figure from Mamoru's past reappears with a dark agenda. Now, Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts will have to battle an overwhelming evil to save Tuxedo Mask and stop the Earth from being destroyed!
In this episode, we discuss ikebana or kado ("the way of flowers"), Ashikaga Yoshimasa, hanakotoba or "the language of flowers", and Japanese pizza. We also talk about Ailandanians, planning in a sewer pipe, shooting people to motivate them, fighting evil while being bilingual, crab wasp snake ladies, tubular asses, socialite Buffalo Bill, a mass Peter Parker event, "Ailens" connections, "giving the bones", spiky metal frogs, and being in cream rinse territory!
It's so FOURing!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a roaring special episode this week as we take a look back at the entirety of Sailor Moon R and talk about some of our favorite moments from the series! We also discuss how the show changed from season 1, 4 glorious simultaneous openings, what happened to clip shows, defending Ail and An, questioning Cardian sentience, the Pinksagi Saga, a big heat-packin' baby, getting eaten by an octopus, and more unasked for comic book analogies!
Curry is a warm hug!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The end is finally here as Sailor Moon and her allies come face to face with Death Phantom! Will they be able to redeem Black Lady and save Chibi-Usa or will darkness finally engulf the Earth?
In this episode, we discuss cults in japan, shinkōshūkyō or "new religions", the former Shinto state religion, the Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult, phowa, the Pana-Wave Laboratory, Chino-Shoho and Yuko Chino. We also talk about the Care Bear Stare, needing a door to slam, reactionary Morrissey, future parenting tips, getting Eternal Sunshined, "warmth", power battle montages, Scrappy-Dooing it, the New Hampshire Phantoms, idiosyncratic syncretic, doing a "Big", plus L'il Death Phantom and Sweet Baby Chibi!
Score one for Opera Man!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The end rapidly approaches this week as the Sailor Senshi must brave the dangers of the Evil Black Crystal to save Chibi-Usa! With the fate of Tokyo and the future of Earth in the balance, they'll have to conquer an evil from the stars that's possessed their most vulnerable friend!
In this episode, we discuss immigration to Japan, gaijin or "outsider", being a foreigner in Japan, and the tragic story of Wishma Rathnayake. We also talk about stationary birds, "Noob+", a "close friend of Peter Parker moment", evil giggles, reading the road, multiple choice love, sharp blasts, yadda yaddaing your ending, grounding Dua Lipa, forceful non-Force choking, Game Center Cheers, and Mika shares some of her overseas experiences!
You don't have to be Mostaccioli!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Tragedy strikes this week as Wiseman's dark schemes come to light! Will Saphir be able to warn his brother about Wiseman's treachery, or will be forced to silence his brother permanently?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese funeral customs, the sōgi or sōshiki or "ceremony", cremation in Japan, the tsuya or "wake", Kokubetsu-shiki or the "death rites", condolence money, kaimyō or "precept name", kotsuage, the "throat Buddha", family graves, haka or "family grave", meishi or "business cards", grave apartments, Jumokusō or "tree burials", and Obon. We also talk about Levitating, the origins of Reiusa, Li'l Black Moon Clan, soup chopsticks, being a jerk 'cause you're evil, anti-celebration, fat hands, killing the Donatello, and review creep!
End of message.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, the Sailor Soldiers face off against the unthinkable! Wiseman has abducted Chibi-Usa and empowered her darkest impulses. Can Sailor Moon persuade her to return to the side of good or will Black Lady's rage consume everything?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese street fashion, Harajuku, Fruits Magazine, Gothic, Sweet, and Classic Lolita, Decora, Visual Kei, Shoxx Magazine, Hideto Matsumoto, and hokosha tengoku or "pedestrian heaven". We also talk turning the Rabbit into Jessica Rabbit, "forced ASS", the "Takeuchi stretch", "doing an Endgame", obstructive crypticness, Phantom Dad, darkinating the Earth, Walmart momming, giving your six-year-old agency, getting negged by toddlers, a one girl Rashomon, T(oddler) & A(rrested), and a healthy dose of Kal's Comic Corner!
There are no more cool kids to photograph.
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The danger grows ever greater this week as Esmeraude goes in for the kill! The Sailor Soldiers are still reeling from their trip to the future of Crystal Tokyo. Will they be able to fight against an overwhelming foe or will they lose Chibi-Usa forever?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese dragon myths, Yamato-no-Orochi, Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, Nihon Shoki, Ryujin, Toyotama-hime, Wani, and Kiyohime. We also talk asserting your innocence by force, long division by yourself, "Dragon Ball rules", laser monkey bars, put a dragon on it, double bad dadding, my comb wife, "Yep, it's a Tide jewel," jellyfish bones, Force violence, bottom-heavy dragons, doing a Skynet, and dragon toes!
Not great, not terrible.
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The truth about Chibi-Usa is finally revealed as the Senshi face a deadly new foe! When Usagi arrives in Crystal Tokyo, she's immediately confronted with some shocking truths about her future. But before she can process her feelings, Prince Demando strikes!
In this episode, we discuss parenting in Japan, "attachment parenting", shitsuke or "discipline", and single motherhood in Japan. We also talk Bridezilla Usagi, Tuxedos Mask, grammatically correct creeping, expo expo expo, Third Eyebeamu, outfit powers, river sleeping, cool ghost dad, comic book universes, Dino Sailor Moon, "adult situations", untwisted twists, college chickens, and forceful stickers!
Hol' up a minute...
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Questions are answered but new questions arise this week as the Sailor Senshi travel to the future! Chibi-Usa is finally ready to return to Crystal Tokyo and save her mom, but before she can, she'll have to survive the space-time corridor or be trapped forever in oblivion!
In this episode, we discuss future infrastructure planning in Japan, "depthscrapers", The Metabolism Movement, arcologies, honko, "Society 5.0", and Alvin Toffler's "Future Shock". We also talk Doctor Who vs. Sailor Pluto, kiddie errands, forgetting you can fly, time crevices, The Luna Tapes, talking expositorily, traveling through tubes, no land on the ocean, 2020 (the news program), the Sci-Fi Troubadour, contiminimums, armor-plated Bernie Goetz, Theda Bara, hypothetical straw men, the Days of Wine and Stickers, and the broken wind of Time!
Lady Luck is on our side!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Get your prayers in this week because the Black Moon Clan is unleashing a deadly new plan! When Esmeraude attacks Chibi-Usa's school and turns her new friend against her, she'll need the Sailor Scouts' help to defeat a pair of villains and save Azabu-Juban!
In this episode, we discuss a brief history of Chinese/Japan relations, niújiǎotóu, "Wa", Manchuko, the Nanjing Massacre, "shin'yu" and "tomodachi", and chirality and optical isomers. We also talk Doublemint Twins, evil vegans, schoolyard rumbles, hench boys, pre-eyecatch transformations, the Fred Flintstone feet sound, academic electrocutions, going full Gohan, brain calls from the future, no doggie bags, quantum everything, misaligning your chakras, and the Boolay Bros!
2 SPOOPY!
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Cheaters never prosper this week as the Black Moon Clan targets the Sailor Scout's most gentle member. Ami continues to excel as a student, but when a sinister plot frames her for cheating, she'll be pitted against her friends in a battle for her honor!
In this episode, we discuss academic pressure in Japan, ijime or "bullying" and the endemic problem of bullying in Japanese schools, hikikomori, futoko or "truancy", and Japanese "free schools". We also talk terrible Sailor Moon takes, developing while you regress, the Esai Morales Cram School, whomp whomp jokes, the high school to pre-school pipeline, organic plugs, Free to Be You and Me, Meryl Streep deep cuts, Aeon Flux chic, Jagged Little Etchings, being effective in your ineffectiveness, and Kal and Mika share their personal stories about school pressure!
How do you solve a problem like Usagi?
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Now animals are being targeted this week, as Esmeraude hatches a scheme to use stray pets to collect dark energy. Will Artemis be able to stop the enemy's evil plan or will he end up in the doghouse?
In this episode, we discuss pets and the pet boom in Japan, the 6 national dog breeds or "Nihon Ken", Hachiko, Animal Refuge Kansai, dog cafes, dog fighting and tosas in Japan, and Setomono. We also talk tom pride, Player 2 Fred, "Cattica!", the Ami/Mako pairing, dog handstands, tornado claw, droid monkey, the effects of feline bullying, sticking to your schtick, obsolete wizards, getting "Labyrinthed", steroid wine, down with the Preakness, and Kal is broken by the Proverb Game.
Being beautiful is also a sin.
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Evil is contagious this week as the Sailor Scouts fight a deadly virus! It's flu season in Tokyo and Esmeraude is using Dark Power to make things worse. Will Usagi and her friends be able to fight their way back to health or will they succumb to the affliction of the Black Moon Clan?
In this episode, we discuss Dr. Hideyo Noguchi, Johnny Tremain, "repeatability" in scientific research, Hakime Sorayama, okayu, and "yoo-hoo!" We also talk "Twisted Nerve", sudden Christmas, hitting branches on the comedy tree, Minako's theoretical faith, kitty colds, Pole Position, heal thyselfs, going full Karen, letting the intern do one, cowboy doctors, and the Nobel Prize for Podcasting!
I AM A CUSTOMER!!!
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It's back to basics this week as Esmeraude hatches a plan to seduce the children of Tokyo! Everyone is indulging in a new "promise ring" fad, but will Usagi be able to uncover the truth of this seemingly friendly plot before all of Tokyo is inundated with dark power?
In this episode, we discuss the ghost story "Banchō Sarayashiki", yurei or "spirit", misanga or friendship bracelets, the J1 football league, kumihimo or "gathered threads", marudai or "round stand", and temari or "handball". We also talk Sadako vs. Kakayo, being one dish short, promise ring paraphernalia, neo art nouveau, playing the hits, a horny floating lady, teacher programming, maskplaining, 2 many brooders, Comrade Moon, warp/weft/weave, morning rice, robot appropriation, #BlackMoonClanSoWhite, and a return of classic Dystokyo hijinks!
BEES?!
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A new chapter opens this week as a new villain descends upon Tokyo! Esmeraude has a plot to cast darkness over the entire Earth, but first she'll have to defeat the Sailor Senshi...and her newfound love of cake!
In this episode, we discuss table manners and etiquette in Japan, "Itadakimasu" or "I humbly receive", "Gochisōsama" or "It was a feast", the Seven Lucky Gods, "chirirenge" or ramen spoon, "hashi" or chopsticks, soy sauce etiquette, "Wasabi no kudasai", "Mottainai" or "What a waste", oshibori, and "hiroi-bashi" or chopstick passing. We also talk otter videos, blown allowances, lava lamps and Lazer Floyd, dunking on Rubeus, barf insurance, Homestar Runner, peeping ladies, the Arty heel turn, slurping noodles, male Karens, Daburu Down, Rick Sanchez hair, meringue bras, a little marzipan in your mouth, and so many cake puns!
Enchanted dynamite body!
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Things look grim this week as Chibi-Usa is in the grip of an EVIL deadly dream! Will the Sailor Soldiers be able to incept her trust or will she perish before being reunited with her mom in Crystal Tokyo?
In this episode, we discuss the influence of Chinese astrology on Japan, the Kitora tomb, Asada Goryu, Tanabata or Hoshi Matsuri ("star festival"), the myth of Orihime and Hikoboshi, Kikkoden or "The Festival to Plead for Skills", NAOJ, the Subaru telescope, Hayabusa or "peregrine falcon", and JAXA. We also talk Luna-Bot 5000, T-shirt encounters, "Cloaky", the Fash Prince of Black Moon, a big 5-way make-up, double inception, pancake totems, pink TK power, Urkeling it, Sailor Woman, Mr Astronomy, mountain + telescope = good, a Game of Thrones reproductive scenario, and so many Hoshis!
HELP ME PUU!
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It's a battle in the sky this week as Sailor Moon faces off against Rubeus inside the UFO! Will she be able to rescuer her friends and protect the Silver Crystal or will Rubeus doom the future of Crystal Tokyo?
In this episode, we discuss the death penalty and capital punishment in Japan, Norio Nagayama, the "ley judge system", confession in the Japanese legal system, and "daiyo kangoku". We also talk about Interstellar watches, salad metaphors, charcuterie boards, Savior Mercury, two snaps, Mecha Chibi, Sailor Moon cereal, doing a "Dragon Ball", Crucifixion Juniors, Neo vs. Jesus, focusing grouping convictions, Superman diamonds, Gethseanime, dress sneakers, resuing the cage shot, McConaughey references, and a ton of old man jokes!
Now THIS is Podchasing!
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Time is running out this week as Rubeus makes his final assault! When Chibi-Usa steals the Silver Crystal, Usagi will have to find a way to rescue her abducted friends . . . without Sailor Moon!
In this episode, we discuss extreme sports in Japan, Bungee Japan, the Ryujin Suspension Bridge, Banzai skydiving, canyoning, flyboarding, Bo-taoshi or pole toppling, "sports days", "extreme" and "dark" tourism, konjac, karashi, and oden. We also talk about 100% pure adrenaline, hot cats, Joker colors, the Usagi support group, "kid" minus the "k", dropping an evil pin, a full tank of sass, earning your fan, pole creep, Cram School Time Is Here, the never-ending soup, the new Jadeite, and the debut of Tuxedo Hand!
RIP Kentaro Miura
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This week, it's the final showdown between the Sailor Scout and the Ayakashi Sisters! Will Usagi and friends be able to save Koan and Berthier or will Petz and Calaveras destroy them...and the entire world?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese sweet potatoes or satsumaimo, yaki imo trucks, yam roasting parties, rangaku or "Dutch learning", Aoki Konyo, momijigari or "red leaf hunting", and imodera/imo jinja. We also talk about Usagi's terrifying mouth, "El Chanceo Ultimo", stomach trumpets, spamming Dark Thunder, DC lasers, dimensional crevices, human Palm Pilots, Proustian potatoes, hyperreal lattes, waka waka poetry, swimming in sass, depressingly good reviews, and NO FARTING TALK!
So far, SO GOOD!
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It's a game of wits this week as Ami faces off against Berthier! Ami is a chess prodigy, but when Berthier challenges her to a match she'll have to put her life on the line to save her friends!
In this episode, we discuss chess in Japan, Shogi, the JCA, and Miyoko Watai. We also talk about Sailor ships, a tasty new OP, spoiler stew, eye boogers and nose boogers, playing to forget your loneliness, being mercurial, Japanese Jane Doe, warp speed chess, rubbing the goop, accepting Usagi into your heart, "Shogi's Gambit", dodgeball mercenaries, imaginary cake, and Tuxedo Mauve!
Project much?
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Sailor Mars is in the hot seat this week as she faces off against a fiery foe! When Koan is arrives at Hikawa Shrine to kill Chibi-Usa,, Mars will have to make a choice between compassion and vengeance!
In this episode, we discuss door-to-door sales in Japan, yaeba or "double teeth", genkan, and AKB48. We also talk about Sleepytime Sunday Funtime, tiny trains, choking on jelly, unsafe mirrors, flicking your cats, little girl killing spree, broom hair, doing a "Goku", battle haiku, Giant Jupiter Knee, Creepy Youngman, "Terminatoring", avenging vs. defending, scamception, chibi Zoisite, Bat Noob, and a belated critique of Tenet!
WHAT DO LOVE MEAN?
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Tuxedo Mask is in the spotlight this week as the Sailor Scouts face a fairy-tale foe! Mamoru is having visions that predict doom for Usagi. Will he be able to overcome his fear of the future to save her from a deadly slumber?
In this episode, we discuss the meaning of Mamoru's name, motorcycles in Japan, motorcycle clubs, the "Big Four" manufacturers, UJM or "Universal Japanese Motorcycle", e-bikes, naruto, and the gates of horn and ivory. We also talk about kevlar top hats, being "continental", Towntown, getting to the prejudice part of the story, surprise devoutness, Claw City, unsanitary clouds, Dr. T.J. Evilberg, pajama games, Big Darcy Energy, and the return of Motoki!.
You meet the nicest people on a Honda.
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It's a clash of clans this week as Chibi-Usa is threatened by the Ayakashi sisters and the Sailor Scouts must race to the rescue! Will Usagi and friends learn the secrets of Chibi's mission or will the Black Moon Clan succeed in destroying Crystal Tokyo, now and forever?
In this episode, we discuss mental health in Japan, kokoro-no-byoki or "spirit sickness", the Confinement and Protection for Lunatics Act of 1900, Seishin-Eisei Ho' or the Mental Hygiene Act 1950, suicide rate in japan and the stigma of mental illness, and kokoro-no-kaze or "cold of the soul". We also talk about endless advent calendars, church parts, being jazzed about pee, limb cats > sphere cats, chibi Chibi-Usa, flashy balls, exposition through interrogation, "The Pyramids of Mars", bringing Puu back, and a whole lot of time travel talk.
THEY DID IT AGAIN!
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It's time once again for fun in the sun as Rei and the gang head to a private island to enjoy swimming and seafood and (if there's time) training. But when Chibi-Usa decides she doesn't like fish, she'll be swept up in an adventure that ends with dinosaurs and molten lava!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese cryptids (Issie, kirin, Kussie, kappa, Ningen, tsuchinoko), Lake Ikeda, shirikodama, Ōsanshōuo (giant pepper fish), ika (squid), Turbo sazae, yakizakana (grilled fish), sugatayaki or "grilled as a whole", and shioyaki or "salt-grilled". We also talk about learning to love fish, summer montages, teenage search parties, being "Jean Grey psychic", grill chauvinism, Luna-P victimhood, seasick cats, evil rocks, river boys, head bowls, curly muffins, some X-Files and Scooby Doo talk, and Kal gives us another "What I Think Is Happening"!
KOO-PEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Roll up those sleeves, wash your vegetables, and be careful with those knives 'cause it's curry time once again! Chibi-Usa needs Usagi and Mamoru to help her cook for Curry Day at school, but will the Sailors be able to work together to liberate the local supermarket or will the Ayakashi Sisters reap a bitter harvest?
In this episode, we discuss oyagokoro, Sūpāmāketto, the Japan Agricultural Cooperative, Kyoho Grapes, Japanese breakfast, Osozai, ichigo shotokeki, Yuzu, and dakuten marks. We also talk about rice face, lemon face, mellotrons, Sexy Luna, Always Be Calaveras, Petz vs. pets, being poor, Cutey Honey, cart surfing, growth through curry, good foley work, NFT melons, eating ugly food, the philosophy of Jeet Kun Do and social evolution, and DIGITAL DANGER!
No credit? That's very cash money of you!
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It's a Minako/Makoto Dual Jam this week as our girls are tempted by the promise of lost loves! The Ayakashi Sisters are giving away charms that promise to reunite you with your lost love. Will the Sailor Senshi be able to resist the promise of renewed romance or will they fall prey to the sticky tendrils of Jamanen?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese drinking culture, nomikai, izakaya, bonenkai, bureiko, "Nominication", "Kampai!", senpai and kohai, torizara, alcoholism in japan, and ojamashimasu. We also talk about chugging jug, clueless teens, hold the "chibi", '90s men's fashion, the Wine-1000, Pizza Coffee, Sailor Ace, forgetting the year chemically, Goose Island, eatin' the streetz!, jam lady fic, and a rabbit in a hat with a bat!
RIP Sensei Bundy
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It's a downpour of danger this week as Chibi-Usa finds herself alone against a vicious droid! It's raining cats and dogs in Tokyo and both Usagi and Chibi will have to overcome their fear of the thunder and the lightning to foil the plans of the Black Moon Clan!
In this episode, we discuss weather in Japan, tsuyu/baiyu or "plum rain", climate tourism in Japan, "kurabawa kurabawa", hydrangeas, typhoon season, cooling wipes/spray, and pudding vs. purin. We also talk about gatekeeping yourself, sprinkling taint, the Avon party from Hell, towel-u, crayon cram school, pre-tingle warnings, Side Story Cafe, masksplaining, the Image Comics Sniff Test, double doggin', and more meta gags than a Jon Landis film!
Petz?!
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Get ready to rumble this week as Gramps goes out of control! When Rei's grandfather quits the shrine to start a women's self-defense class, Sailor Moon will have to run in to save him from losing his match, his gym, and his life!
In this episode, we discuss "puroresu" or Japanese pro wrestling, Rikidōzan, Pro-Wrestling Noah, NJPW, All Japan Pro Wrestling, joshi puro, senbei, kayfabe, shoot vs. work, "stiff", Judas goat, and The Crush Gals. We also talk about Sailormaniacs, Hot Girl Shrine, "Protect...Martha", NO COMEUPPANCE, Turnt Sienna, "kowai" not "kawaii", being on Dream Street, epic '90s burn, Jerk-ass Homer, tired Japanese cartoon writers, high school syndrome, David Bowie Hulk, and leotards vs. unitards!
Arigathanks, brother!
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Friendship is put to the test this week when Ami gets ready to pursue her medical studies abroad! Will the Sailor Senshi be able to cope without Mercury or will they be frozen solid by the icy droid Nipasu?
In this episode, we discuss the tradition of kaidan/kwaidan, Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, the yuki-onna, the use of "sayonara", and isu cremu. We also talk about studying past your bedtime, merchandising!, needing your friends to disagree with you, gingham vs. calico, hot eats and cool treats, a pseudo Minako solo jam, micromanaging your robot employee, a "travelling pants situation", Ninja Kwaidan, kowai vs. kawaii, trees with emotions, unicorn lattes, and everybody's from the moon!
It's not a ploy...it's Bob-Floy!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Disaster strikes this week as Mamoru abruptly breaks it off with Usagi! Can she overcome her heartbreak long enough to face a deadly droid or will the Black Moon Clan gain control of Crystal Tokyo?
In this episode, we discuss the history of cosmetics and beauty in Japan, keshōhin, utsukushisa, ohaguro or teeth blackening, kanemixu, oshiroi or face powder, bihaku or "beautifully white", haizumi, atsugeshou or "heavy makeup", and genpuku and mogi, the male and female coming of age ceremonies. We also talk about kitty masks, trusting your daughter, "something something, yadda yadda", iPhone vs. Droid, the glass case of emotion, Cafe Elk(?), MANPAINT, superhero work wives/husbands, putting lunch AND dirt on your face, hair-colored teeth, 1 white skin = 7 defects, eye glue, and a crown of unibrows!
I can't believe it's not oshiroi!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
An all-new chapter begins this week as the Black Moon Clan appears! Usagi has finally found coupledom bliss with Mamoru, but a little girl with a gun arrives from the sky to turn everything upside-down!
In this episode, we discuss Western influence of Japanese fashion, orumanori and andon bakama, "moga" or modern women, Japanese women's magazines, "Naomi", women's social movements in Japan, "good wife, wise mother", koans, and "shimatta". We also talk about the science of video game food metaphors, Stripper Elsa, 100% snapping it, big Moon Kingdom vibes, sulky teen Shingo, Smarty Magicman, bad Grandpa, Superman's "Q", the Zoolander season, "Urkeling", some Ail and An aftertalk, and Kal's handing out the burns!
TWO DOLLARS!
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All the mysteries are revealed this week as the final showdown between Ail and An and the Sailor Scouts explodes! Will Usagi be able to teach them the true meaning of love or will the Doom Tree consume all of Earth?
In this episode, we discuss the art of Bonsai, Saigyo Monogatari Emaki, Chan Buddhism, Hachi-no-ki, Masakune the 1st, wabi-sabi, the Moonlight Mask, and animism. We also talk about sentience, "Serra Sense", not taking the elevator, Lassie's got a gun, spamming attacks, everyone's screaming, elf kids, saving the exposition for the end, "educated men with discerning tastes", Toeiscope, and borderline trees!
It was a fun time.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The danger increases this week as Ail and An lose control of the Doom Tree! Usagi only wanted to do something nice for her schoolmate but will she pay the ultimate price?
In this episode, we discuss renting apartments in Japan, a "hoshonin" or guarantor, "reikin" or key money, and Yamantaka. We also talk about plants from space, the red thread of Fate, "Horses and Me", Three's Company hijinks, "cutting out the middle-tree", straight-edge Mamoru, the Goldblum Universality, house expiration dates, wet beaks, and Brutalist Modern.
Two scoops!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Usagi and An mess with the bull this week and get detention after school! Will the Sailor Scouts be able to stop the free-spirited Amanju without their leader or will Usagi fall victim to An's ravenous need for life energy?
In this episode, we discuss Japanese school rules or "kosoku", "black school rules", "taibatsu" or corporal punishment, Amanjaku and Amanozako, "Shitennō" or the Four Heavenly Kings, Kimon, and the Ox-Tiger direction. We also talk about Miss Haruna dating, Japan's enforcement of conformity, dunce caps, paddlin' Mark McGuire, Japanese "Dangerous Minds", false butts, being "crushed into righteousness", episode 56A, a lot of OLLLLLD references, and some clarifications of the maiden's policy!
Double Cardians and double pom-poms!
TW: physical, verbal, & emotional abuse & suicide in our cultural segment. If you would like to skip past the segment, the show resumes at the 01:02:23 mark.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
We're back for a new year of Sailor Noob goodness! This week, experience the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd as Usagi and friends take the stage for a special performance of Snow White! Will the Sailor Scouts take a victorious bow or will An score her first kiss from her Prince Charming?
In this episode, we discuss the history of Kabuki theater, nikuman, Comédie-Italienne, and ema or "picture horse". We also talk about dressing to move, scary scene transitions, sing/dance/skill, Japanese State Fair food, demonic hard hats, Doink the Clown, having "talent", Mika talks "triangle hair", and Kal is kissing all the girls!
Grab a sandwich from New Year Jim and let's have a great 2021!
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It's all about the bentos this week as Mako dines with the enemy! The girls are trying to uncover the identity of the Moonlight Knight, but can they succeed before a jealous An takes her revenge?
In this episode, we discuss the history of bento boxes or obento, Benri or "convenient", hoshi-ii or "dried meal", Ise Monogatari, koshibentō or "waist bento", makuno-uchi bentō or "between-act bento", ekiben or "railway bento", kyaraben or "character bento", furoshiki, kinchaku, furikake, tamagoyaki, tamagoyakiki, and nori bento. We also talk about hotdog octopuses, v-chips, flatcats, Typhoid Mary, love microbes, the viciousness of Venus, John Romita, Jr., a frustrating youma, a moment of true understanding between Usagi and Miss Haruna, and we swap theater stories!
It's fun! It's so funny!
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It's Rei Day this week as our fiery shrine maiden is set to perform at her school's cultural festival. But when Ail and An crash the party, she'll have to reach deep inside to find her true power to win the day!
In this episode, we discuss cultural festivals or bunkasai, Culture Day or Bunka no Hi, takoyaki and yakisoba, katshobushi, chuuka soba, kansui, the Sirens, and Phorcys. We also talk about octopus balls, using "the help of cats", movin' those amulets, funnel cakes, clubs for golf club, boosting your electrolytes, water vomit, flunking rollercoasters, Lyre Lyre, fish flesh, sing-fighting, and Mika does a spoiler!
MERMAID!
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Look who's talking this week as Mamoru and Usagi are tasked with taking care of a baby. When Ail and An start targeting daycares, the Sailor Scouts will have to race to protect the toddlers of Tokyo!
In this episode, we discuss Labor Thanksgiving Day, the declining birth rate in Japan, the "1.57 shock", Japanese women in the workforce, oniyome, "herbivore men" and "carnivore women", sekkusu shinai shokogun or “celibacy syndrome”, mendokusai, "irregular workers", Kojiki, Nihon Shoki, magatama beads, and Sailor Says. We also talk about reproductive babushka dolls, baby VO, intersex names, classic baby moves, tofu boys, fast-forward Japan, aunt Becky action, Ami gets a new power, and Mika finally gets a sticker!
A Gundam in every pot!
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Evil aliens Ail and An accelerate their quest for energy this week as they go after kindergarten children. Can Usagi and Minako save the kids and pass the test or will they succumb to "exam hell"?
In this episode, we discuss yochien, hoikuen, shogakko, juken or "exam hell", bikago, ojuken, "moral education", and yellow buses in Japan. We also talk about Mika's rock confessions, Kal's Cabeza Canon Corner, kindergarten "toughs", the Sailor Moon memory mystery, fresh baby energy, Santa Moon, mid-life cwisis, body blasting, Super Saiyan Venus, Game Center Artemis, Mad Max pre-K, pervy cats, and everyone sounds like a fortune cookie!
I'm having grape! I'm having fun!
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Get ready to Moon CRYSTAL Power Makeup this week because Usagi is reaching a whole new level! Everyone is having a good time when the gang goes to a cherry blossom viewing festival. However, Evil never gets a day off and Sailor Moon's courage and commitment will be tested to the limit by Reci!
In this episode, we discuss Hanami, yozakura, umeshi, Hana Yori Dango, onigiri, umeboshi, bonito flakes, kombu, sushimeshi, the Yayoi period, tonjiki, Leshy, Heian period beauty trends, oshiroi, hikimayu. the Moon Scepter/Cutie Moon Rod, and Moon Princess Elimination/Halation. We also talk about Sakura Time, the Big Bopper, Super Hot, blue sky beams, Flash's costume ring, "Get in the robot, Usagi!", avocado onigiri, morality in Slavic cultures, Usagi-sama, bear-walking, and putting your clothes on backwards.
Always a noob, never a sailor!.
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It has to be this way this week when Usagi finds herself on an impromptu VR double date with Mamoru, Ail, and An. Will she easily claim the high score, or will the Sailor powers she's come to rely on abandon her when she needs them most?
In this episode, we discuss VR amusements in japan, Sega VR, the Virtual Boy, Dactyl Nightmare, VR travel for the elderly, and "gerontechnology". We also talk about VR Troopers, Goblin Queen "skills", Star Boy, going ga(y)me on, Papa-san, spoon ants, Cards Against Humanity, pushing into clever, more Aphorism Malapropism, and the return of Boxy!
CRUSH HER, HELL ANT!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
A figure from Mako's past returns this week as Ail and An continue their conquest of Tokyo's life energy. Can Usagi and the Sailor Senshi face the test or will they be ground under the wheel of Fate?
In this episode, we discuss blood type personality theory, monoculture, "wasei-eigo", "bura-hara" or blood discrimination, and the major arcana of the Tarot. We also talk about aphorism malapropisms, death parks, Pokéyouma, Jimmy Falion, He-Hulk, Makoto's image song, Sailor bikes, Supreme Thunder: Director's Cut, lovin' that bad guy style, chicken libra, crestin' the wheel, Rainy Day Blues #12 & 35, we play Guess the Sailor Blood Type, we know a weird amount of Tarot information, and STICKERS!
That's my secret; I'm always hefty.
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Usagi's seeing red this week as the alien An becomes her rival for the affections of Mamoru. But there's no time for romance because she'll need the help of her long-lost friends to defeat the menace of Minotauron!
In this episode, we discuss the history of TV in Japan, Kenjiro Takayanagi, NHK and Nippon TV, TV licenses, Japanese game shows, "kuru" series, gyu-kaku, pittari burumā, and wagamama. We also talk about cat memories, dude energy, the number of syllables in "r", Regular Girl Show, sending a girl to do an army's job, sock glue, TV truancy officers, Detective Man, skull epaulets, and Famous Naru!
Thank God this door handle is chocolate!
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We're back to begin our coverage of Sailor Moon R! Usagi is just a normal 14 year-old . . . or at least that's what she thinks. But when an alien menace arrives in Dystokyo, she'll have to remember who she really is to save her best friend's life!
In this episode, we discuss ufology in Japan, "utsuro bune", Junji Ito, Barney and Betty Hill, the UFO Friendship Center, and Project Blue Book. We also talk about Superman letters, water bucket discipline, gettin' hefty, Namekian Link and Zelda, gaga for Ginga, the three-syllable "r", Pod House Hunters, the Cardigans, Strike Witches, the refusal of the refusal of the call, Nick Furry, kneaded meat(?), negative spoilers, Kal is afraid of aliens, and Mika's got more room for anmitsu!
Matcha is for closers!
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This week, we're looking back at the first season of Sailor Moon and the first year of the podcast, sharing some of our favorite moments from the series and talking about what's coming up in the future. Join us!
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The Sailor Scouts' journey comes to an end this week, as Sailor Moon faces off against a possessed Endymion and Super Beryl! This is it!
In this episode, we discuss apologizing in Japanese culture and the different types of apologies, "apology agencies", bowing, the concept of "saving face", fart gel, meiwaku or "annoyance", and plum blossoms. We also talk giving your opponent fighting tips, doing a Doctor Evil, the Statue of Bondage, Moon Stick beats Thanos, "Give a kid a Luck Dragon...", Tom Midori, Apology King, inconsistent blood, traumatized children and angry parents, and no one schoolgirl should have all this power!
WE LIKE QUIET!
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Tragedy strikes this week as the Sailor Senshi meet the unstoppable force of the DD Girls! Can our heroes face their ultimate challenge or will their fight to save the Earth end in the frozen wastes of the Arctic Circle?
In this episode, we discuss the Shinto and Buddhist afterlives, harae and kegare, Yomi-no-kuni, Izanami and Izanagi, Tsukuyomi, Amerterasu, Susanoo, Itsukushima, Takamagahara, chūu, Meido, Sanzu River, the Ten Kings of Hell, Samsara and the six realms, Bon Festival, Japanese curry, and the CC Girls. We also talk about traumatized penguins, sailor teleport, lack of spoiler fear, cat bandages, Apocalypse in a turtleneck, '80s sitcom "oohing", Sailor Strumpets, "spicy spaghetti", "live by Shinto, die by Buddhism", the purity of Irish Spring, deathalytic converters, "you got that Yomi Yomi Yomi", Colonel Curry Potato, drowning Ami, lame duck 4th king, cutting everything for America, and Boogeru!
SCOUT POWER!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
This week, the Sailor Senshi have the advantage as they find the long-sought entrance to the Dark Kingdom! But, Kunzite anticipates their attack and sends them on journey in which they discover the true nature of the conflict betewwn the Earth and the Moon!
In this episode, we discuss Miura Anjin or William Adams, the first Western samurai, the Dutch East India Company, James Clavell, hatamoto, black sugar, and Tuxedo Mask's origin. We also talk the terrifying Viz mascot, Chilly Willy vs. Speedy Gonzales, Glenda the Good Witch, a princess of Mars, cat tubes, death by boomerang, the Archdiocese of the Moon, Serenity vs. Thanos, Saban Moon R, Japanese idiocracy, stanning a dark king, authorial intent, and Kal has a HUGE revelation!
GOODBYE, KUNZITE!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Tensions are high this week as the Sailor Scouts are on the outs! When Usagi's friends turn their backs on her, Sailor Moon becomes the #1 draft pick for the Dark Kingdom. But if the Kunzite learns the truth behind Usagi's secret plan, she'll find herself alone in the lair of the enemy!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese newspaper and freedom of the press, tategaki and yokogaki, "asahi", the Taisho democracy, "sontaku" or self-censorship, Kisha clubs, oniwaban, kunoichi, and onmitsu. We also talk about Mean Girl vibe, red pump kicks, spyception, math fighting, failing your sense motive check, mad hostage negotiation skills, Charlie's Angels, getting a diet Slice and some pita chips, "Mr. Newspaper", the search for characters, freedom of the press cut-off switches, girly and fun Dennis Hopper, ban ban Gollum, Ghost of Tsushima, and Kal seriously contemplates Norwegian citizenship!
Shuriken? Sure, we all can!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a tale of bygone love this week as a deadly foe stalks Sailor V! When Minako is reunited with an estranged friend, the painful memories of their original parting return. But when her friend becomes a deadly youma, she'll need Sailor Moon's help to put the past away for good!
In this episode, we discuss solar power in Japan, the "Solar Ark", dango, anmitsu jelly, agar, aspic, and Interpol. We also talk about anime hurt noises, becoming an actual sailor, when your weakness is bondage play, "thruple energy", WORLD GREATEST RID, Usagi goin' HAM, kami power, Viking baths, the "Youma residual", anime Atonement, our last "What Kal Thinks Is Happening" of this series, we introduce the BNL Meter, and a hat trick of Spider-Man references!
DOUBLE YOUMA JAM!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a blast from the past this week as the Dark Kingdom tries to assemble the former hosts of the 7 Great Youma. When Urawa is kidnapped by Endymion, Ami will have to face her fears and face Tuxedo Mask alone!
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese asset price bubble or baburu keiki, the "Lost Decade", amusement parks and Ferris wheels, YES89, mikan, and the origins of Mika's handle. We also talk about bubble cusps, recycling, "musical corduroy", youma Devastator, RHETT BUTLER, turning your Ghostbuster stick to full, "Why great youma?", Sunpaleets, work hard play hard, Mr. Amusement, Hep-5, Laverne sweaters, reverse undercover cop, our Instagram followers, and Mika has some Ferris wheel confessions!
RIP Shining Moon Tokyo
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's vacation time for the Tsukino family as they visit a relaxing onsen, but when an ancient evil awakens in the nearby lake, Usagi will have to find a way to put it to rest . . . or her family will pay the price!
In this episode, we discuss the different types of onsen, ryoken and minshuku, sento baths and their bans on tattoos, onsen manju varieties, omiage, yukata, jūnihitoe, hannya, naga, Lamia, and image songs. We also talk about screaming inside your heart, Synchronicity II, more Peter Parker moments, bustin' making Rei feel good, weak buttons, sock nudity, middle management demons, Blind Man's Oni, Mika shares her onsen experience, and we solve the question of snake bellybuttons!
No selfies in the onsen!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Winter sports continue this week as the girls try out the new ice rink! But they'd better have their moves down when they face the greatest pair in evil skating, Zoilingeller!
In this episode, we discuss ice skating in Japan, skating competition rules, show skating, the "Super Slam", Midori Ito, Kristi Yamaguchi, Katarina Witt, Yuzuru Hanyu, Manchuko, "bakana", Sailor Moon Prism on Ice, the "City of Blades", and sansei. We also talk about being the tenth-best ice arena, Johnny Weir energy, moon people genetics, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, esq., barbarian toilet paper, cyberpunk belly dancing, Jumped-Up White Guy, the other kind of ronin, The Romanji Whisperer, Mako-chan is good at everything, Kal has a startling confession, and yes, the Cutting Edge comes up!
There were a lot of outfits this week!
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The girls play hooky this week for a little fun on the slopes! But evil can arise anywhere, and Usagi and Rei find themselves at the mercy of Blizzar!
In this episode, we discuss kotatsu, skiing in Japan, the facts behind kunzite, electric car batteries, Irori, Lerch no Kai, JAPOW, Chicago winds, moguls, eating on the floor, genkan, and the "snowplow." We also talk about single-use sitcom locations, wascally salwors, Sullivan's Travels, Ski School 4: Hellslope, "going Herod", the Youma death song, laser roses, white bonito, Sailor Privilege, Tuxedo Mask = Iron Man, snow boobs, reverse Human Torch, and Rei and Usagi finally have it out!
You ski, bro?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
It's a return to (relative) normalcy this week as Usagi begins her training to become a princess! But, will she pass the test of grace and etiquette or will she be turned into a living doll by the Dark Kingdom's latest scheme?
In this episode, we discuss English education in Japan, the ways to say "no" in Japanese, sakoku, eikaiwa schools, romanji, Kamen Rider Bravo, Coppelia, jodhpurs, and late '70s music references. We also talk about "Kōhī on Ko-Fi", Emily Post, "toast in mouth late", Princess RoboCop, being too polite about coffee, feet wine, tappa tappa tappa, Moon Prism Power Cram School, P.I.T.s, and the return of Miss Haruna!
Fly strongly, Grandpa Grandma!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Things get bold and savage this week when Usagi and Minako visit a new hair salon. Will they escape with their lives and secret identities intact, or will Tuxedo Mask deliver the unkindest cut of all?
In this episode, we discuss salons and barbershops in Japan, omotenashi, the way of tea, omote-ura, telecommuting in japan, "Okyakusama wa kamisama desu" or "The customer is God", tipping practices in Japan, and barber poles. We also talk about Evil Mask, Supreme Fire Sundae Soul, pun game recognize pun game, "You XXXX and tamper with girls' hearts!", team youmas, Gundam Colonel Sanders, the Robot Service Apocalypse, and the return of ONE BIG BRAID!
Hare today, gone tomorrow!!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Minds are blown and exposition is doled out this week as the identity of the Moon Princess is revealed! But will the Sailor Senshi survive long enough to learn what it all means?
In this episode, we discuss gendered language in Japanese, ryosai kenbo, particles, and the Selene and Endymion myth. We also talk about being happy and mad at the same time, the faults of middle management, alternate Earths and time travel, the Duolingo owl, good wife wise mother clever sons sexist culture, putting someone over, Sleeping Dudey, and what the rabbit is actually doing in the moon!
GOODBYE EARTH 2!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Hold on to whatever you can this week, as Usagi and Mamoru together face the danger of the Starlight Tower! Can they keep the Rainbow Crystals safe from the Dark Kingdom or will Zoisite and Kunzite use them to cover the world in darkness?
In this episode, we discuss the origins of Sailor V, Kodansha, Shitenno, the ages of the Great Four, Sailor Musicals, and La Reconquista. We also talk about Thanos comparisons, Luna as Zordon, Catholic school dress codes, green rugs, The Greatest American Hero, Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, Half-Life 2, and the truth about Tuxedo Mask's origins!
Who was that masked cat?
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This week, two new Sailor Scouts appear, but one of them is a new ally and the other wants to see the Sailors destroyed! Can Usagi tell friend from foe before Kunzite and Zoisite take the Silver Crystal and the world?
In this episode, we discuss the Azabu-Juban district, the Japanese concept of "jishoku", matsuri festivals, pachinko, the 2011 Tohuku earthquake, crepes in Japan, name kurimu, and nise vs nisei vs knee-highs. We also talk about eternal jammies, Mariner Selene, the perils of window washing, the modularity of Moon Prism Power Make Up, Sailor goulash, hype cat Artemis, pretending to be a superhero when you're a superhero, Nega-lunch, and the role Zoisite was born to play!
Where did these crepes come from?
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The Sailor Scouts' mission begins a new phase this week, as Luna reveals a startling truth. Meanwhile, Umino has become Tuxedo Umino Mask in order to woo Naru, but will he survive long enough to see his plan succeed? Plus, another installment of "What Does Kal Think Is Going On?"
In this episode, we discuss marimo seaweed balls, the Scouts' birthdays and signs, winking in Japan (don't do it), school on Saturday, sentai series, tokusatsu, henshin, bunraku, mecha, the Power Rangers, seasoned rice, Ebi fry, tartar sauce in Japan, and Osaka-ben. We also talk about cat codes, Redman ft. Method Man, a bolt of monster, the wrath of the Hokkaido Sightseeing Division, Luna is an Inhuman, Panko Bread Crumb Manor, "Not Good Lake", wacky wrestlers, and even MORE Ghostbusters talk!
Whateva man...
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The last of the Seven Great Youma is revealed this week as both Luna and Zoisite experience their greatest challenges yet. Can the Sailor Senshi secure the last Rainbow Crystal and will Luna fall into the paws of . . . Rhett Butler?!
In this episode, we discuss cat islands in Japan, the meaning of Hokkaido, Shotaro Ishinomori, cat luck, tiramisu, bakeneko, okay, nekomata, and hyosetsu. We also talk about stray cat turf wars, Luna as the Sandy Bullock, classic answering machine bits, Three Stooges alley play, evil tribbles, coconut amnesia, Baseball Furries, Ruth Buzzi, Pig Pen clouds, Kal's plan for a gender-flip Sailor Moon, and Usagi plays the Sailor V home game!
It's a LARGE cat, that's what I'm trying to say.
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Things get personal this week when Zoisite comes for the Rainbow Crystal inside Rei's grandpa. Can Rei, Usagi, and Yuichiro restore Gramps to normal, or will they succumb to the might of GIGI?
In this episode, we discuss Shinto priests or kannushi, priest uniforms, konkokyo, aka fujo, the Association of Shinto Shrines, Hikara Shrine, Japanese currency, tsukimi dango, daifuku mochi, and shishi lions. We also talk about hard partyin' monks, 1% of my zoi, Huginn and Muninn, Shogun of the Road, God's employees, S-rank priests, weekend holy warriors, big good luck belly rice cakes, and the return of Cupid Usagi!
GIGI!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The adults take over this week as we're treated to an episode that sees our characters wrestling with a thorny dilemma. Motoki'a girlfriend Reika is considering studying abroad, but what will that mean for their relationship? Or Mako's crush on him? Or Usagi's crush on him? Or Mako and Usagi's friendship? Plus, a youma! (eventually)
In this episode, we discuss scientific research in Japan, hosting and being an exchange student, the cost of living and rent in Japan, Latin as the international language of science, Hayashi rice, and hachimaki. We also talk about squares and rectangles, respecting yourself, half plus seven, "shin yuu before Jofu", arcade boyz, Chris Hansen living in Mamoru's head, reverse reverse psychology, cat weaknesses, Shin Godzilla, and the voltage of heartbreak power.
LOVE SQUARE BABY!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
Tensions arise this week when a famous artist asks Usagi and Mamoru to sit for her. Usagi finds there might be more to Mamoru than she initially thought, but first she'll have to defeat a new youma, Bina!
In this episode, we discuss ukiyo-e, Japanese punctuation, the Edo period, woodcut and brocade prints, geisha, Hokusai and The Great Wave off Kanagawa, "v" and "b" sounds, and the Sephiroth. We also talk about off-brand Sailor Moon art, Luna = Jiminy Cricket, ONE BIG BRAID, sarcastic cats, the return of Deep Female Laugh, The Floaters, Vincent van Thief, turkey washing machine, and purple crayon situations.
Hokusai's gotta think about his whole life before he paints The Great Wave Off Kanagawa!
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We're treated to a new opening and closing song this week, as Ami meets a young boy who has mysterious powers. When the Dark Kingdom comes calling to make him a youma, will he be able to pass the test or will the evil inside him spell death for Sailor Mercury?
In this episode, we discuss higher education in Japan, college entry exams, grad school, mock exams, "ronin" students, and not studying for class. We also talk about Sailor Jock, "Winning Friends and Influencing Sailors", "The Mostly Dead Zone", doing an "intellectual Red Sonja", youmas interruptus, late-stage He-Man, Urawa Scissorhands, more Spider-Man moments, and Japanese "Community"!
I'm sure you already know this!
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This week, Usagi takes a break from fighting evil to spend time with Naru, who is still grieving over Nephrite's death. But the Dark Kingdom never sleeps, and a kindly priest will turn out to be one of the Sailor Scouts' most deadly foes!
In this episode, we discuss boxing in Japan, as well as the history of Japanese Christianity, the Sakoku Edict of 1635, Christmas cake and KFC, and Yokohama. We also talk about evil team building, ethnicity: Anime, Spider-Man moments, Batman's boredom, the REAL identity of Tuxedo Mask, Funkytown, God is a first-time DM, leaving your leader out of meetings, and everyone is bad at their jobs!
I AM THE KING OF KINGS!
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It's a whole new chapter of the saga this week as the fight against the Dark Kingdom escalates! Beryl and her generals are seeking the Rainbow Crystals, housed within the bodies of human-incarnated youma. But, the Sailor Scouts find a powerful new ally in the form of a brawny teenage girl: Sailor Jupiter!
In this episode, we discuss homelessness in Japan, Japanese pizza, unisex names, the Japanese economic crash, welfare and non-profit charities, sunglasses, and "Kurabawa Kurabawa". We also talk about the Moon Stick, telekinesis, male youma, "Tour de Course", Cranemaster Joe, the Supreme Bliss, petty Ben Franklin, 2 Corinthians, Zoi bits, "ethnic" food, Naoko's allyship, Mako is the "Tori", there's no "X" in Japanese, and Kal tells his dance belt story!
SHUCREAM SUNDAE!
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Goodbye, Nephrite! Things take a strange and tragic turn this week, as Nephrite defies the Dark Kingdom to defend the human he's fallen in love with. Will he be able to face the combined might of Zoisite's Plant Sisters? Check out the first sentence in this paragraph!
In this episode, we discuss dating in Japan, kokuhaku, group dating, PDA in Japan, konkatsu parties, online dating and matchmaking, Shinjuku-sanchome, and chocolate parfaits. We also talk about cigarette cookies, home thrones, naked x-raying, Charlie's Devils, Rag Time, recycled gimmicks, Bad Boys 4 Life, "I'm Sailor Moon, y'all!", yucking yum, Gi Joe parachutes, AniDate, and Evil Guy Heaven.
Shout out to a real epauleted one!
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Nephrite has a new strategy this week, as he attempts to exploit Naru's love for his alter ego, Masato Sanjoin, in an episode that was somehow not to hot for US TV. Can Usagi gather the courage to warn her friend before she's burned like a moth to a flame?
In this episode, we discuss Noh theater, oni and rakshasa, Setsubun festival, mamemaki, fukumame, Sankaku Park, berry soda, "mixed" pizza, Dominos Pizza in Japan, sando, and the age of consent. We also talk about a "mature romance", looking up Nephrite's address, Knock Out Cobra, an increasing number of crystals, Rick Jones, putting your thumb on the Dumb Bunny scale, and some questionable episode titles.
Such Regret!
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Things get glamorous when the princess of the Diamond Kingdom throws a masquerade ball, but it's all business for Usagi and the Sailor Scouts as they're on the hunt for the legendary Silver Crystal. Can they solve the mystery of the princess before Nephrite blows them away?
In this episode, we discuss the Japanese royal family, constitutional monarchy, the Japanese Imperial regalia, the divinity of the emperor, kunzite, and facial masks in Japan. We also talk about old guy tuxedos, sweat and Corn Nuts, a salt restaurant, Pokemon spirits, Jesus juice, kissing a sick girl, Clark Kent shopping at Sunglasses Hut, whether cats can read the newspaper, and EVIL NARU!
If you can't have God, have Godzilla.
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Anime is being targeted now by the forces of the Dark Kingdom! Can Usagi and friends learn to work together before they're felled by Nephrite's latest creations?
In this episode, we discuss the anime industry in Japan, the history of anime, Toei, Tezuka Osamu, "karoshi", Slave studios, and "conveni". We also talk about winking at the camera, "bois" in Japan, Space Channel 5, Nick Cliche, we debut a new segment called "Natsukashī omoide", and a bangin' new Sailor Moon track!
Moshi moshi! Babu babu!
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It's Hot Girl Summer and an episode TOO HOT for American TV as Usagi and the girls head to a beach resort for training and fun and sun but mostly fun and sun. But when their spooky hostel turns out to have a real g-g-ghost, they'll have to use their Sailor powers to save the life of a lonely young girl!
In this episode, we discuss summer vacation in Japan, pensions, Inakahama Beach, fireworks, Obon Festival, and tulpa. We also talk about werewolf butlers, full torso apparitions, spooky Japanese fonts, the Addams Family/Munsters spectrum, ANOTHER youma incomplete, and Kal tells us where he thinks the show will go.
Yes! This is youth!
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It's the Nephrite show this week as he hatches a plan to draw out Sailor Moon and learn her secret identity by sending every girl in town a love letter. Will Mr. Real Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon be able to save Naru from Nephrite and themselves from a pancake death?
In this episode, we discuss department stores in Japan, the Japanese rail system, hyaku yen, Uniqlo, and surgical masks. We also talk about who is making Sailor Scout merchandise, Usagi's date etiquette rules, Dark Kingdom mail fraud, and our first "incomplete" youma rating.
Don't date your sister's evil tennis coach!
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It's another weird one this week as the Sailor Scouts drawn into a cute porcelain nightmare! When Shingo's friend Mika (hey!) becomes Nephrite's latest victim, Usagi and friends will have to wrestle with the scariest foes they've ever faced: antique doll collectors!
In this episode, we discuss Jumeau Dolls, Girls' Day Festival and Boys' Day, gosekku, and traditional festival foods. We also talk about the uncanny dolly valley and why being a big sister is the real superpower.
Dystokyo!
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The show comes bouncing back this week as Usagi and the girls of Tokyo pose for an up-and-coming photographer. But when Nephrite curses his camera, it'll fall to Sailor Moon to defeat the deadliest youma she's ever faced . . . alone!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese transliteration, photography, the peace sign and heart hands, idols, school lunches, and the lack of peanut butter in Japan. We also talk about ganging up on Usagi, voracious moths, fake releases, hot hot Cajun, and Usagi gets her Peter Parker moment!
Cheesu!
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Usagi's Home Ec teacher is finally getting married and Usagi and the girls have got "sew your own wedding dress to win a contest" fever. But Nephrite is weaving a scheme to ruin the big day and put the "death" in "'til death do you part"!
In this episode, we discuss Japanese weddings, Christmas cake, McDonald's in Japan, and hokkamuri. We also talk about the show's great comedy beats, getting cake from a train station, unsustainable wedding contests, Luke and Laura, crab-flavored wafers, Winston the Wolf, terrified stagehands, whether or not the show is bottoming out again, Kal might be cheating a little, and USAGI HOOD!
Good enough is good enough!
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Bucolic turns melancholic this week as the Dark Kingdom's evil plans include the natural beauty of the local park! But can Usagi overcome her jealousy of Rei and Mamoru before possessed birds and animals wreak havoc on Tokyo?
In this episode, we discuss national parks in Japan, Siberian chipmunks, the four seasons and season dishes, kami in Shinto, sweet red bead ice cream, and purple potato shakes. We also talk about the reveal of Mamoru Chiba, the definition of "rodent", the transformations of live-action Sailor Moon, Usagi becoming Umino, the year-round McRib, Akira Toriyama's Poison Ivy, bishonen Rocky, soda in a parfait glass, and hitting a 12-year-old girl level of comedy (with killer butterflies).
Squirrels of the world, unite!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
With Jadeite's failure, a new lieutenant of the Dark Kingdom steps forth. Nephrite believes the stars control our destiny and he plans to use their power to harvest the energy of innocent victims. Can the Sailor Scouts stop him before he drains the life from Naru's sister?
In this episode, we discuss the "rabbit in the moon" myth, mochi, half-brackets, peanut butter in Japan, AM and PM, tennis, ryo and yen, citizenship, tea time, garbage islands, Cutey Honey, and Sailor Moon Crystal. We also talk about Tuxedo Mask's extending cane, Japanese Jerry Seinfeld, mansplaining tennis, ganging up on Usagi, Martina Navratilova, cram school kryptonite, having "Marvel energy", Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!, and a hat trick of comic book references.
The rabbit in the moon is making rice cakes!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The Sailor Senshi face their greatest challenge yet as the dark mastermind behind the chaos in Tokyo shows himself! Jadeite has one last chance to defeat the enemies of the Dark Kingdom, and he's holding the entire city hostage to draw out Sailor Moon and her friends!
In this episode, we discuss haniwa, Japan's attitude towards spoilers, time-telling, Haneda and Narita airports, the drinking age in Japan, the Sailor Scouts' costumes, and nephrite jade. We also talk about "eternal sleep", stargazing with Usagi, "Surrender Dorothy", the show's Kirk/Spock/McCoy dynamic, "you got time to play, you got time to stud-ay", Olympic-level self-absorption, car commercial knowledge, the "will to kill", sustainable evil, and The Colour Out of Space.
Down with sexual discrimination!!
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The villainous Jadeite goes full steam ahead this week as he targets the energy of young people's love. Rei and Ami win a pair of tickets for a romantic evening cruise, but they'll need a jealous Usagi's help if they're going to defeat the desperate schemes of the Dark Kingdom!
In this episode, we discuss cruises, Chinese "bakugai" tourists, "Western" dinner, the legal drinking age, secret identities, and nereids. We also talk about Carnival cruises, Kathy Lee Gifford, having a 666 capacity, "DIC moves", being a beautiful camerawoman, sweary armblades, Dark Kingdon politics, and Wisconsin gas station cheese.
If you could see us now!
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The stakes they are a raisin' this week as Mars, Mercury, and Moon assemble to defeat a creepy new threat. FIFTY people have disappeared from Dreamland Theme Park and Luna must guide her Sailor Scouts to victory against the park's sinister mascot, a doll that uses your heart's desire to steal your soul!
In this episode, we discuss "tsunderes", theme parks in Japan, the real-life American Dreamland slayings, Moomin, the Sailor Moon live show, fan service, kuji-in, o-fuda, and ice cream. We also talk about Luna's leadership, if Naoko Takeuchi exists in the world of the cartoon, the search for the Princess, talking lions, conscientious panda train conductors, flaming tiaras, and Kal introduces the new "Dumb Bunny" scale!
You should dream only when you're sleeping!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!
The dynamic changes once again as a fiery new ally joins the Sailor Scouts in this horror-tinged episode. Buses and their passengers are disappearing from the streets of Tokyo, and Usagi, Ami, and Luna must team-up with a psychic shrine maiden to stop the Dark Kingdom's latest evil plan!
On this episode, we discuss Japanese shrines and shrine maidens, hakama, shrine charms or omamori, Minato Ward, and bus attendants. We also talk about where all the cops are, slamming evil, "cool bus attendants", uniform fetishists, real Shinto powers, high-heeled maidens, shrine denominations, "Japan, you OK?", Mika is excited about a new sailor, and Kal sees LGBT representation where none yet exists!
Thanks o-kami.
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We've got a new dynamic on the show this week as Sailor Moon gains a new ally in her fight against the Dark Kingdom. An innocent gift causes chaos in Tokyo, and Ami will find herself thrust into the frontline of the battle against a time-warping yoma!
On this episode, we discuss Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor, Japanese promptness and their former idleness, train schedules, Sesame Street, English education shows, and ice cream and cornflakes. We also talk about variable size Luna, getting sucked into a Dali world, Mika is the Engrish whisperer, Mika gives us some Ami facts, and Kal gets on the shabon box for this week's yoma!
You will be the one escaping!
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A change comes just in time this week as we're introduced to a new ally in Sailor Moon's fight against the Dark Kingdom: Sailor Mercury! There's a new girl in school and Luna is worried that she may be their next enemy, but when an evil cram school starts draining the energy of students, Usagi will face a pop quiz where failing means death!
Kal asked and the show delivers in this episode, as we learn about a new Sailor Scout, Luna's mysterious boss, and rumors of a princess! During the show, we discuss cram schools in Japan, rice cakes, the "rabbit in the moon" myth, "western-style" rooms, and the origins of the terms "yoma" and "shabon". We also talk about the school of Harajuku, Japanese Mike Brady, winning with soap, "Poochie worries", spoiler poker face, and Mika getting turned down for cram school.
Once bitten, twice books!
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This week, it's an episode that's JUST RIGHT for American TV! Usagi and Naru have dreams of being idols in the Cinderella Caravan, but those dreams slowly turn, step-by-step into a Vaudevillian nightmare courtesy of the Dark Kingdom!
In this episode, we talk about teen idols or idoru, Internet shopping, prime-time Japanese TV, the Kansai dialect, and traditional clothing! We also discuss SMAP and AKB48, singing your show's theme song, Usagi's "Peter Parker existence", the sound of 1 million gongs, stupid human tricks, syntax-based comedy, and Will Smith!
NIAGRA FALLS!
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This week, it's another ANOTHER episode TOO HOT for American TV! Usagi meets a love-lorn jazz artist who is being pursued by a creature of the night. Can she (and Luna) stop this batwoman before all of Tokyo is bopping to an evil beat?
In this episode, we talk about jazz in Japan, Valentines's Day, the tradition of giving making and giving chocolate, Japanese cream soda, Rain From The Heart, HiFi crystal balls, joining the Misfits, #yomaproblems, wanting to be a grown-up, and girls going crazy for sophisticated jazz!
LUNA IS BEST CAT
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This week, it's another episode TOO HOT for American TV! The Tsukino family is considering adopting a pet, but Shingo is no fan of cats (sorry, Luna). One trip to Pet Store Perfume later, and he's under the control of a sweet-smelling furball and all of Tokyo is next!
In this episode, we talk about pet stores and pet ownership in Japan, Japanese tea and snacks, zoos, and American celebrity commercials, more CalorieMate, child violence, the mysterious Sailor V, stag beetles, Usagi's new power, moving that chanela weight, pre-pubescent Greatest American Hero, being head smart vs. heart smart, and we meet the real Mika!
Where's Wallace?
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This week, we tackle an episode TOO HOT for American TV! Everyone wants to lose weight and even Usagi thinks she's tipping the scales lately. But, when the gang tries out a new gym in town, they risk losing more than just a few pounds!
In this episode, we talk about Japanese gym class uniforms, Clark Kent disguises, CalorieMate, ancient Japanese secret, fancy monsters, 1 pound of sweat = 1 kilogram, Francine and Arthur, boom anime babes (ugh), and manipulating your hero's vanity!
Miss Haruna is the canary in all coal mines!
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Not even the radio is safe this week as young girls (and Miss Haruna) succumb to the dulcet tones of J-Dite of Midnight Zero on FM #10! Usagi wishes that she was in love, but her feelings will have to take a back seat to a menace that threatens young lovers over the airwaves!
In this episode, we talk about the Tokyo Tower, loan words in Japanese, reverse weebs, the unthinkable dystopia of Sailor Moon's Tokyo, busting through glass, French pastry, literate cats, and the Disguise Pen!
You are an abominable snowman!
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It's our second episode, and this one was TOO HOT for American TV. We talk about why this episode never made it to the US and the process of localizing manga and anime. There's a new fortune-teller in town, but after seeking her insight, Umino becomes a bit of a bully. Could she be a new youma from the Dark Kingdom? And can Usagi stop playing the new Sailor V video game long enough to stop her?
In this episode, we talk about blood type personalities, the Japanese love of puns, sports comics, and the background of the manga's creator, Naoko Takeuchi!
Cancer! And her name is Usagi!
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Welcome to the birth of a new star in the Just Enough Trope galaxy!
Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!
In our first episode, we meet Tsukino Usagi, a 14-year-old eight-grader who is a little bit clumsy and a bit of a crybaby. That's about it. But when she meets a talking cat that gives her a magical brooch, she transforms into the Sailor Warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! Now what?!
Meanwhile, dark forces are on the prowl, and an innocent jewelry sale becomes the first battlefield in a war for the souls of Tokyo's children. Sailor Moon must battle a monster, her own fears, and a woman with a broken bottle to save the day!
Hey, cat! Bark!
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