Zepp and Terri: Recent Episodes
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Woman accidentally advertises her XL boobs throughout charity function. Daughter finds out that mom & dad 'sext' each other.
Rich Little remembers meeting and being "threatened" by #DonRickles in the very same moment; the first time he was roasted by him; and the quick wit of the comic genius.
Don't you just hate the scrape, scrape, scrape of someone trying to get that tiny last bit of yogurt out of the container?
Office fight helps clear the air. Dad’s detective skills results in daughter’s stolen bike being returned.
Woman thinks drugging her boss for weeks will cause him to forget the money she owes him.
If you fall down while horsing around, and people laugh instead of looking concerned...you're not old yet!
Emergency bathroom break, dancing under the stars, and ditching a Packer fan for the future love of your life!
Terri should wear that insult as a badge of honor. Probably the greatest insult we've ever heard!
Restaurant manager, Eric W of Minneapolis, had a Well Played moment when he purchased a meal for a homeless regular.
Before you scrub a pan over & over, make sure the "stain" isn't just the reflection of your shirt #FML
Thankfully, it's not everyday you see a guy do the double farmer's blow...at the grocery store...near the produce. #FML
Daughter's first babysitting experience results in much tears, pee, poop, and puke from all involved. #FML
Seeing a rat gets you a discount. Bandage found in strawberry malt. Cook accidentally jumps into boiling grease and melts off all the skin from his knees to his feet. #FML
Strippers fighting over ONE DOLLAR causes patrons to throw even more money onto the stage
Casserole explodes like roadside bomb and results in family eating Glassy Corn Hotdish?
Horrible breast-acne seeking toupee wearer. Man seeking grocery store farting woman with perfect body.
"I'm not bathing in the library bathroom! I'm cleaning myself after pooping my pants!"
Terri admits she couldn't get out of a speeding ticket in Wisconsin, despite having her pants unzipped.
December 12, 2016 | Damn potholes! Oh, wait...my tire is flat. There goes the Christmas bonus :(
December 7, 2016 | Just because the IRS makes you want to "kill yourself" doesn't mean you're suicidal
November 30, 2016 | Guerrilla photographer was just trying to find out whose dog was pooping on his lawn.
Grandma thought her well-cultivated marijuana plants were just pretty foliage.
Missing hamsters.
Man places gun to girl's head...as a joke.
October 26, 2016 | Super Soaker Assault. Profanity laced phone calls. Calling the cops on the cops
October 24, 2016 | When funds are low, they should offer a three inch sub. Wife’s perfume smells like urinal cakes. #FML
October 19, 2016 | How to impeach a governor. How to throw a curveball. How to quit/keep a job. How to quilt. How to make a bong...
The people stumbling off the bus...were not drunk. Crunchy birthday cake? You're not supposed to...include the egg shells!
FML
October 12, 2016 | SO MANY Clown sightings, including potential clown on clown action, and grandma mistaken for clown
October 10, 2016 | Terri makes a quip that causes Zepp to gag and hawk one into the trashcan. Zepp explains the reason he'll always sport facial hair. #FML
October 6, 2016 | #GordonLightfoot discusses his famous connection to Minnesota, the meaning behind a few songs, and graciously allows Terri to gush.
October 5, 2016 | Drunk fast food patron wants her F'n lemonade! Dad tries the Thug Life to impress 16 y/o son.
Zepp learns that you don't wash a bra after a single use. You wash them after 5-8...like his t-shirts.
October 3, 2016 | Beware if speaking Finnish, “Aista Nappa” is NOT a friendly greeting. It’s offensive!
October 3, 2016 | Husband attends funeral and let's wife know he's got "mourning wood". #FML
September 29, 2016 | Man seeking woman who resembles deceased wife to recreate his wedding photos.
September 29, 2016 | A reporter with a name only she can pronounce, reports on two bank robbers "dressed like that guy from Chappelle's Show" (she's talking about #RickJames).
September 28, 2016 | Naked man fights fire. Packers fan, shockingly, found intoxicated. Constipated man calls cops for "assistance".
If you're woman interested in a guy, you're shooting yourself in the foot to tell him "sometimes you act gay, in a good way!" #FML
Zepp & Terri should have their own t-shirt? Hmmmm.
Zepp offers his suggestion on how to deal with a girlfriend who is pressuring you to have kids.
September 19, 2016 | Mom accidentally "sweet talks" her own son, and woman spends her evening drinking vodka...cutting own hair...and booty-calling her ex-husband. #FML
September 12, 2016 | Pretty girl causes car accident, except...that's a man, baby! Boss tasks underling to call hotels looking for his missing, silk pajama bottoms.
September 12, 2016 | After DOT threatened to revoke a license plate that said KUMQUAT after receiving complaints that it was offensive, we ran down a long list of foods that sound dirty
September 8, 2016 | #SammyHagar discusses playing at Red Rocks, the song of his that makes him cry, and he even threatens to break Terri’s neck
VanHalen #Montrose #Chickenfoot #LedZeppelin
September 7, 2016 | Masked thief turns out to be raccoon, cucumber assault, bathroom break leads to head injury
HillaryClinton blamed her coughing attack on being allergic to #DonaldTrump. Zepp & Terri found this audio suggesting she might have picked up an old habit of her husband's. And it sounds like she's inhaling.
September 1, 2016 | Remember me? I was the woman in the power-suit throwing up in the parking lot. You made me feel better by admitting you crapped your pants at work once.
August 31, 2016 | Terri attempts to interview a baby, and the child screams on cue after every question.
Everyone was covered in butterflies except for Terri. The butterflies were actively avoiding Terri.
August 26, 2016 | Zepp & Terri check in at the cattle barn, and Terri manages to say "tit-dipping" more than once.
August 24, 2016 | Policeman help with feral cat, suspicious laundry, and swooping eagles.
August 22, 2016 | Terri's personal FML's are so much more than mistakes. She also manages to mispronounce the name "Mia".
August 8, 2016 | Mentholatum on the privates. Father uses shellac on the dog instead of flea/tick spray #FML
August 3, 2016 | "Missing Bridge" results in audio of Terri asking how long a 50 ft. bridge is.
August 2, 2016 | What's the avg number of eyelashes & avg. length of a pubic hair? Sounds like Terri was busy before the show
August 1, 2016 | Kids say the darnedest things. Mowing the grass gives a guy wood. Terri's personal, puffy, #FML
July 29, 2016 | Brian Fastski & Terri Slowski Discuss The Weirdest Things People Google
July 28, 2016 | Ras Ible is a man who did 15 years on a marijuana charge. He's now made it his mission to protest marijuana laws so American Veterans can have access to it. His protest involves pulling his "home" like a rickshaw from Washington State to Washington, D.C.
July 26, 2016 | Have you ever had your butt cheeks tickled with plucked turkey feathers?
July 25, 2016 | Bought a DQ cake and didn't realize it was ice cream?? Face paint sunburn. Terri laughs so hard she nearly pees her pants. Fun to hear her laughing this damn hard!
June 20, 2016 | Gold fish kidnapping, learn to skin a squirrel, suspicious figure's emergency dump
July 19, 2016 | New game! Did this person speak at the RNC or are they making a cameo in Sharknado 4?
July 19, 2016 | We all see these inspirational quotes on social media. Who knew there was an "inspirational" quote by...Adolf Hitler?
Finally Terri's Trivia rules explained...and unfortunately we find out something disturbing about crickets.
CharlieDaniels discussing the oddest live pairing of his career, the Fire on the Mountain album, constant touring, and being addicted to performing
July 11, 2016 | Business woman's too busy to get fully dressed & The most cruel ex-wife ever. #FML
June 29, 2016 | Suspicious activity includes delivery man taking regular breaks every day, and a couple visiting a loved one's grave
June 28, 2016 | Family audiences were mistakenly shown a trailer for the profanity laced, animated feature, Sausage Party.
June 28, 2016 | Grandpa's preferred..."dining" spot. The first time you notice your arm fat flapping in the breeze
June 21, 2016 | Fake fight to fend off friend. Man still pulls pants & undies down to pee
June 20, 2016 | Dog food kisses, Daycare Don Juan, and your son's Trojan pleasure pack.
June 13, 2016 | DUI suspect wearing male chastity belt. Woman breastfeeds her boyfriend
June 13, 2016 | Personal post-shower sexy time gone wrong, and homeless man exposes self to Good Samaritan.
June 7, 2016 | Terri describes what happens to a man's junk as he ages. It's made creepier with that slowed down voice
June 6, 2016 | Nose hairs like a party favor & going braless due to a new tattoo and...the AC is on at work! #FML
June 3, 2016 | Listener letters from a bride who was insulted while purchasing a thong bikini, and a husband who is married to a sleep-puncher.
June 1, 2016 | Zepp sounds obese and we've never heard Terri laugh nor say "poop" like this before.
May 25, 2016 | Crab meat, Presidential McNuggets, and iPhone reported lost...found at the foot of the bed.
May 23, 2016 | Seeing your mom covered in hickeys, hot-boxing elevator farts, and once again...Terri laughing so hard she can barely breathe. #FML
May 20, 2016 | Listeners try for Cheap Trick tix by playing the trumpet, mellophone and...a Christmas wreath.
May 19, 2016 | Susan Sarandon wants to be a porn director; and Kylie Jenner, 18, bought a $6 million home
May 18, 2016 | Public urination, drunken calls, and Terri manages to lose her gigantic shoes
May 16, 2016 | Chihuahua, cat snot, broken mattresses, and Terri laughing so hard... she can hardly breathe.
Zepp & Terri will take your #FML calls every Monday afternoon 5-7pm.
Gregg Allman discusses the new record, recording in Muscle Shoals, and debunks Terri's theory on how Duane Allman learned to play guitar
May 5, 2016 | How's your Cinco hangover? Here's Zepp describing one bad night on Tequila.
April 28, 2016 | What's the worst thing you've ever found in your kids room? How about a hooker.
April 28, 2016 | A waiter feeds a hand-less patron and a dog supposedly rescues a near-frozen hiker
April 27, 2016 | Descriptive story about lottery winner presenting her boss with a "mud monkey", which she'd been saving up all weekend long.
April 25, 2016 | If you've never heard of "escolar", you'll never forget what it is after hearing this. (Spoiler alert: it's also referred to as "The Ex-Lax Fish")
April 21, 2016 | Tony Fly walks down the hall from 105 The Vibe to trade #Prince stories with Brian Zepp