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Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 13 Episode 1 – No, you don’t deserve joyFanfics read:
69 Hues of Fiction Every Story Ever (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Game Industry Bullshit Ubisoft Monetizes Sisyphus’ Boulder (by BusterManwomb)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
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Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 22 – Glup Shitto Fanfics read:X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt)69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn This is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we’re taking the Summer off and then we’ll see […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 21 – Jewish Beyblades Fanfics read:Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction)Waluigi’s Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Second to last episode of the Season and by golly we’re still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 20 – Gohman Tamago Pops The Squirt Fanfics read:Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account)Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka)HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses)Mikey and Leo’s Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius) There’s a lot to unpack in this episode […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs Sect Fanfics read:69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every Driveway Fanfics read:The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis Noise Fanfics read:please don’t read this (by orphan_account)Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn You know you’re in for a good time when we get a […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 16 – GURKLE Fanfics read:Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt Dick Fanfics read:Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny David says: “Here’s your episode, […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know) Fanfics read:The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo ManDon’t think The […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 13 – Extreme G-zuz (The video game) Fanfics read:The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill)Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis)An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mish I need to stop mentally projecting the concept of “next week can’t be as bad as […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 12 – You'll Always Be My Silverboat Fanfics read:Palentine’s Day (by Enpasii)Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot)Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay)The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog)A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn All you need to know is […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for life Fanfics read:~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams)Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics)Ginger’s Inside Story (by N01)Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley In what can only be classified […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’ Fanfics read:Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack I laughed a lot during this episode. That’s all I got, this one really needs […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 9 – Stadium Fries Die Here Fanfics read:UA’s Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami)i’m just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Happy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 8 – I Fucked Santa with my Face Fanfics read:Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair)Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty (by Staadtal)Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord)Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952)In The Office (by Serenity1) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Woofy A Hentaimas […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 7 – TERF-Slapping Day Fanfics read:69 Hues of Writer’s Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster Manwomb We keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgyner Fanfics read:A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account)Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks)Five-Star Man (by rillrill) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 5 – Senior Week Fanfics read:Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite)A for… (by crossingwinter) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 4 – Paul Atrei Deez Nuts Fanfics read:Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad’Dib (by Jamie Smith)At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 3 – Slow Dancing with Chinese Food Fanfics read:A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)Squid’s Ward (by diesir) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 2 – Hubba Bubba Cum Fanfics read:Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins)purr hormones (by logicalheart) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn And we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa. Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there’s […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 1 – I Live in Creampie, Apparently Fanfics read:the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic))Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn First episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 22 – The Tale of Braces for Shawn’s Eyes and The Old People Hotel Fanfics read:The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins)The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone))Jareth’s Secret Diaries (by KBates)Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It’s […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 21 – Just the Cum Episode Fanfics read:Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa)Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville)Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn It’s just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 20 – Kentucky Fried Dickmeat Fanfics read:Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)Elaine’s Slut World (by Jack_Persona)The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 19 – A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and Condoms Fanfics read:Link fights for women’s rights (by Nonbendo)Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn This really is just the pizza time Season, isn’t it? We read […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 18 – I Wanna Be David Now Fanfics read:Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Sorry for missing a week last week, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen, k? […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 17 – Good Boy Fanfics read:I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn I’m writing this summary while watching God-King […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 16 – My Nana was a Squirter, Oy Fanfics read:Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley Now, hear me out. Don’t immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock Episode Fanfics read:Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins)Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn This episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor Belt Fanfics read:Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked Nebraska Fanfics read:Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 12 – The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska Fanfics read:BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy? Fanfics read:Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 10 – I like my Pussy Al Dente Fanfics read:Encounter II (by VsaFic) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 9 – Vladdy Daddy Fanfics read: Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnGod-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)Seductress (by JustSpirky) Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 8 – Jace the Lint Sculptor Fanfics read:MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful)Easing one’s mind (by Veltana)Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Logan’s back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He’s totally not […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 7 – Pork Chops are my Moon Fanfics read:Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero Fanfics read:Dares (by Snow)69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit Azzip Fanfics read:Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 4 – Rouge the Bat's Mystery Shrunken Vagina Fanfics read:Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don’t look too much into it, I know the moment I […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 3 – Squishy Ishy Cummies Fanfics read:Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice Cream Fanfics read:Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude)Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99)The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn Only a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 1 – High Yield Nuclear Walrus Fanfics read:69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter’s Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb)The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn Well we certainly totally didn’t stop […]
Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 10 Episode 15 – Corn Flake Chicken Fanfics read:69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi’s Booty World (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be […]
Fanfics read:Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, Tom White This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but […]
Fanfics read:Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) – AbortedBibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) – AbortedMy Feet Hurt (by patricia51) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our […]
Fanfics read:Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can’t […]
Fanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we […]
Fanfics read:A Survivor’s Tale (by AshadelMG)Kingdom Hearts 3.14 – The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm Bastard The Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like […]
Fanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The hits just keep on a-comin’, just like Videl and the Z fighters as we push past the halfway point of The Tamanegi Saga. No idea how we ended up talking about North Carolina, Terminator 2, Drowning Pool, and who knows […]
Fanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, Karleigh And this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi […]
Fanfics read:A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever)The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Wolfboy Yay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn’t decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team! Cassie […]
Fanfics read:A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks)A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl Stevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they’ve mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward […]
Fanfics read:Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Nyami In which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly […]
Fanfics read:69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond’s Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb)yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9)Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian)Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki)Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZ Yeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests […]
Fanfics read:Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose)Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate)True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666)Fuck You (by annablack1102) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn To be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it’s extremely difficult to write a […]
Fanfics read: Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze) When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld) How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9) The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn We couldn’t go two straight weeks with […]
Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Canada Gettin Yaoi With It, Eh (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Season 10 is here and I couldn’t be happier! That’s because I’ve come to realize every single time we go on break and think I’ll get some free time it absolutely never fucking happens! WOO! BRING […]
Fanfics read:Pizzapoon (by ZoisiteMoon)Pizzapoon 2 Electric Boogaloo (by ZoisiteMoon)Pizzapoon III The Threequel (by ZoisiteMoon)Kong (by Porngirl180) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn And we finished the Season YAAAAAAAAAY! Season 9 draws to a close with the epic trilogy of Pizzapoon. The core hosts read their firsts (and probably their lasts) Uncle Grandpa fanfics. We had […]
Fanfics read:Embarrassing Words (by AlphaShae)Naughty Bits (by Yarsian) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Moguta Gotta keep this description short. We read about One Piece. We read about Dr. Who. We did the Yeti scream. Riley and Moguta joined us. Wow. Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans! Direct Episode Download (right-click and […]
Fanfics read:Don’t tuck that furkey (by Sparrow)you got that medicine i need (by dilithiumcrystallight)Dick or Treat (by ultimateparadox)Let’s forget the Treat (by bkitsune) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice Troy didn’t end up getting on fire in NBA Jam because he wasn’t on the show for three weeks in a row! Sorry, Troy. You’ll […]
Fanfics read:Goosebumps You Choose the Scare – Welcome to Sand Hands (Botnik) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Mike (Kinesis) Dangit, Troy! How dare you come on two episodes back to back! That’s taking full advantage of the fact that you’re recruiting so many more terrible people for this terrible show, and even offering to […]
Fanfics read:Monkey Business (by vexxtrak)Olympian Gluteal Chokehold (by Eroppai (FalstaffKisaragi))Phoenix had to suck a LOT of dick to get his badge back (by gumdickshoe) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty Stevo and David finally got together again in person after five years of not seeing each other! We got proof of it, […]
Fanfics read:In Which There is Little Dialogue (by Misaki_kaito)Maybe It Has a Heart (by residenteviluwu)Magic McCree (by Cawaiiey) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Hippie, Wolfboy The curse continues! Unbelievably we could only get Stevo, Logan and Val for the first recording with our guests Hippie and Wolfboy. David did a small makeup a few days […]
Fanfics read:Sonic space time paradox fixed (by 1Plot2Story3Editing)The Titanic Sinks In Panic (by GothPrincess666)69 Hues the Dazed Knee 9 Wars of the Gears (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Mindfork FNF reads FNF reads FNF reads Game Grumps (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam Well, we’ve got a new curse. A curse that […]
Fanfics read:The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz)It’s All Too Much (by Beatle Babe)Forza Horizon 3.docx Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Matt, Sara What a weird way to spend a Wednesday, huh? We only finished two stories, one of which we had less than two pages left to go […]
Fanfics read:Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron)Mass Effect Milk Madness (by DiegoSandiego)A Belmont In Castlevania Episode 1 – The Mad Forest (by Ryxixi)The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Cassie So I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m drunk and […]
Fanfics read:Sweet Salvation A Homer and Flanders Love Story (by juicydickhugger)Snakes on a Plane (by Hans von Hozel)Winnie the Pooh Assimilated by the Borg (by Peter Malak)The Room (by Hans von Hozel)Animal Farm (by Hans von Hozel)Mass Effect (by Hans von Hozel)Half-Life (by Hans von Hozel)Australia (by Hans von Hozel) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Mirri, […]
Fanfics read: Your Waifu is Trash!!! (by Piddleyfangs)Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Angelbaine, Richard Pryor WOO! Happy birthday, Stevo (me)! What a wonderful belated present to spend reading awful smut! Thanks, Th3Baron! We open the episode with the eternal quandary of why your waifu is shit […]
Fanfics read: Spiderman x Godzilla (by DirtyLittleSeacrest)The Bread of Love is the Bread of Life (by IDetestTragedy)Creep (by makotonaegi) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn An unintentionally guest-less episode where we peruse the various holes of things. First, we get up close and way personal with Spiderman and Godzilla. Then, we try and eventually give […]
Fanfics read: Give Me Something (by blame1988)Keijo Futanari Girls (by snakebit1995)Realizations of Emotions (by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired)A Tent Scene (by Rene) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, D-LUCKS Well, shit. A new threshold has been breached. We finally read some fanfic about real life Hockey players. And it’s super weird. But apparently there’s some good dick sucking […]
Fanfics read: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON (by DarkDoomFireMaster)The Flintstones Have A Snow Halation (by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus)Nobody touches Charles! Not even you, En Sabah Nur! (by cherikstony)Good Vibrations (by dracoqueen22) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Zak, Pope, Wolley Oh boy, Sonic fanfiction! Never read that before. This pseudo-sequel to SONIC HIGH SCHOOL gets our […]
Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Deez Nuts 9 Columbo finds out who Cucked Roger Rabbit (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Deez Nuts 6 Disney Reboots Indiana Jones (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Afrohawk, Waffle DAMN YOU, BUSTER MANWOMB! YOU DID THIS TO ME! sigh why did I even open my big mouth. A few […]
Fanfics read: Vegeta Gets Stoned (by TwitchySeaHorse)Boku No Hero Asscademia – Episode 69 All Dick & MidWHOREia (by HotCockOnTheRockYUM98)Dim Cast Light (by AzenaKira)take and give (by venvephe)Erina’s Lunch (by snakebit1995)THE EX (by LilRamona) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Ooooo, experimentation time! Yesssssss…. In this episode of FNF, the core crew goes at it a […]
Fanfics read: Home (by BlackDeviouseRose)Darling It’s Better Down Where It’s Wetter (Take It From Me) (by imaginary_golux)Every Man Should Start the Day on His Knees (by ExposeTheZodiac (GwenTheTribble)) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn Oh, fun! No time for elaborations this week, we have sexy things to bring you! Due to a technical issue, David did […]
Fanfics read: Sugar Smack Dat Ass (by CountChocula69)Bill and Ted’s Excellent Orgasm! (by Rina76)Get in Me Swamp (by tinglymelons) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Sorry to say but yes, we’ve returned. Again. Good to see you all. Hope you had the best fucking pride month ever. The core hosts get immediately into it (after […]
Fanfics read: An Olympic Dream (by Nemeta)69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The core four (and by four, I mean five) close out the end of Season 8 by reading more stuff. It’s pretty good. First up, we get the firsthand account […]
Fanfics read: Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212)Barbie Q, the Grill Who Fell in Love with Christian Grey (by EuroCat) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Simjan, Gorejuice Simjan and Gorejuice join us to finish reading about Harry Potter FSM and then a girl that pretends to be god in order to fuck a […]
Fanfics read: Pikapoon (by Rishi12345)Paula Deen’s Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff)The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen)Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl Mirri and Epidehl join us again for a nice variety selection of stories in this episode. We revisit the wonderful world of Pokémon […]
Fanfics read: Sonic’s Ultimate Harem (by Lil’ Soniq) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nyami, Sara Nyami and Sara join us for our first foray into the legendary story known as Sonic’s Ultimate Harem. First, no, we are not reading the entire thing. It is far larger than we could ever hope to conquer. Now that […]
Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Disney 2 Simba from The Lion King bangs his way out of the (by BusterManwomb) 69 hues of Disney 3 (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Mark the day of this glorious event in the stone wheel of time that records humanity’s accomplishments. We read our first story […]
Fanfics read: Kingdom Farts (by ClosetFetishist)dressed to impress (by wbtrashking (fan_nerd)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Oh, fucking wonderful. We finally get to read one of those infamous farting stories. This is going to go absolutely swimmingly. We kick of the evening with Kingdom Farts. It honestly does end up being funnier than it […]
Fanfics read: Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel (by EuroCat)Flash Fiction Fuckin’s (by DraceDomino)First Encounter (by Lyris Malachi) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Rhythm Bastard It feels like the dawning of a new age today! Birds are chirping in the trees. Foxes are darting in and out of traffic making strange noises. And of […]
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there (by shuppet44) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn WE FINALLY FINISHED BREWDENING LOVE! Holy shit, that felt way longer and worse than I remembered it. Disdonn helped us finally knock this thing to the mat for the […]
Fanfics read: Legolas (by Laura)A Valentines Gone Too Far Fortnite NSFW Fanfiction (by InflamedIce)Steam (by Swood)Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tea, DLucks I feel like these writeups get so much harder to do when we’re reading a long story. Like, I could wax philosophical about many […]
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Kutsu Shita Boy, what fun being a vampire is! Our characters in Brewdening Love sure are relate-able, believable, and not at all grating on our nerves at this point! NOPE! Thanks Kutsu for putting up with us as we […]
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Scout Another week, another instance of Love of the Brewdening variety! Wolfy and Scout-y grace us with their ha-ha’s as we cobble together both a makeup recording with the regular episode last week. There’s a LOT of content, […]
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Enigmatic, JoeldaAlcoholic In this week’s installment, we get knee deep back into Brewdening Love with our guests Enigmatic and Joel. We discuss Hot Bird Water, which is a thing. Really I just don’t have much to type about this […]
Fanfics read: Kingdom Hearts The Legend of Keyblade Master – Side Chapter The Exciting Physical Examination (by Azmodan0210)Edwards brithday (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty Finally! We get to one of Shawn and Stevo’s favorite properties ever! We get to read a Senran […]
Fanfics read: Not-Tiny Hermione (by GiantessLover)A Whore for Bigfoot (by TooBigToFit)Flavortown University (by shlonglord)Reporting for Duty (by Jason)Doctor Hoo (by x-sparklegurl1997-x) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, LackofSense, Afrohawk Hey, everyone! Stevo here, posting from out of state! Currently at VGMCon, so I will have to make this writeup brief. LackofSense and Afrohawk joined us […]
Fanfics read:Snow (by Monik-chanlove)Desire (by DarkRiku0) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn So, full disclosure: I have never attempted to watch more than 20 seconds of a PewDiePie video ever. I don’t care enough to. And I don’t know who this Cry-character is that’s also apparently a YouTuber. But we tried to read an MPREG fanfiction […]
Fanfics read:Devito Raider (by Brododile) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations […]
Fanfics read:Tasty Seduction (by ManuelMantastic)Training in the Village for a Massive Man (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn We return once again to the land of the living. Oh shit, this story was written by Stevo. Fuck it, let’s go back to the land of the dead. Kicking Season 8 off with […]
Fanfics read: Steamed Hams But Chalmers Gives Skinner a Creampie in His Ass (by juicydickhugger) Levi’s Dirty Night With Mr Clean (by xxAlbinoBlackCatxx) Where did BB-8 come from (by gundamoocow) Flash Fiction Friday X-23 Reacts to succubus magic. (by DraceDomino) Spanish Fly (by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn As we reach the end […]
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) It Hurts For You (by ZexEios) Sonic Goes to the Gym (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Shaggy First, fuck Vince McMahon and the XFL. Second, yay, next to last episode of the season! Disdonn and Shaggy join us as some of the […]
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Nyami Rose Everyone get their fill of Turtle Power? Well, too bad, we got more of the same this week! Nyami Rose joins us to go back into the wicked world of the green team as we delve further within […]
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, Tom, Tea IT’S GREEN TIME! Anthropomorphic mutant reptilians unite as Tom (Peter Chimera) and new guest Tea kick some shell-like material with an awful, long, and awfully-long TMNT fic. Previously thought scrubbed from the internet, Tom has a preserved copy of Raphael […]
Fanfics read: One Night in Oblivion (by baratron) Getting Around the Block (by sashocirrione) Fatty Emblem (by snakebit1995) Mario and Bowsette in the Blazes of Love (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Yahweasel Dive back into the wonders of gay sex in Elder Scrolls as Yahweasel (creator of the Craig bot we use […]
Fanfics read: Raymond Loves Dick (by NotSoClean (MrWilliamJamesBooma)) One Night in Oblivion (by baratron) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Lack of Sense, D-LUCKS As we trudge onward from that wreck of a Harry Potter fanfic, we try to recuperate with some nice, family sitcom entertainment. Except this is totally not the usual universe for […]
Fanfics read: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl Well, this was unfortunate. We were all revved up to go and make lots more progress on Harry Potter Becomes an Armchair Communist. Well, I mean, we did do that. It’s FNF of course so we didn’t get […]
Fanfics read: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Due to unforeseen technology issues, we had to redo the original episode for this. This ended up being just fine because we totally didn’t have anything better to do with our Sunday night than talk about Hot Topic-style communism and […]
Fanfics read: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Scout, Sara We skate into the food court on our Heelys to buy some sweet Che Guevara T-Shirts as we dive deep into the red oceans of communism again. Scout and Sara join the crew for our second encounter with Harry […]
Fanfics read: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty Sorry for being a few days late but we had a gremlin throw a wrench into the episode we had planned for this week. Instead, we’re jumping forward in time to when ushankas reign supreme and the […]
Fanfics read: THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY ME (by Freedom Beef) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta, Waffle This week, Moguta and Waffle join us for an hour and a half of distracted conversation and the worst grammar, punctuation and spelling ever. Yes, that’s all I have to say. It’s really really really awful. […]
Fanfics read: Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing Dadliest Catch (by Th3Baron) MLPFiM VS One Piece (by Serenity Darkmoon Raven) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sam, Kyle This week, Sam and Kyle join in on the funnest family adventure romp this side of Gerudo Valley! Ganondorf goes Disney-style in Daddydorf and Kid Link go […]
Fanfics read: Cum Eating Husband (by Subone1) George Is Pregnant (by Kooples) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sollux Ah, yes. That feels better. Much Better. Sorry for missing the post last week. There’s currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). […]
Fanfics read: The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant) Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots) Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315)) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! [chat disabled for 5 seconds] The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, Mirri, Epidehl, Popesloth, Scout THE END! Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans! Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud) Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, D-LUCKS, SimJan, Lack of Sense, Wolley It’s just never gonna end, is it? It’s so goffik. So drprzed. So Hot Topik. Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans! Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ms Pouty, Troy, Kutsu Shita, D-LUCKS I̴̛͙͋̑̑̿̍̔̒̃̆̄ ̴̛̻̣͎̺̰̼̜̗̘͔̿̃̎̃̈͂͂̐̂̓̆͋̕͘͝͝͠L̴̲̦̻̺͇̹͆́̈́̔͗̈́͛́̽͘͜͠o̵̡̻͚̱͎̱̘̻̦̺̮̱͍͕̳͙͋̿̓̔̽̓̄̽̇̀̆͊̀̿̕͘͝v̸̡̢̡̛̻̜̾̈́͋̈́̔͊̾͒̈́̐̈́͋̂͋ḛ̷̮̯̦͔̹͇͆ ̸͉͇͓̪̗̝́̇Ě̷͉͔̗͇̦̫͉̓̅̒̑̊͋̅̾̚͜͝b̷͉̓̏̑̈́̋̈́̎̏́́̒̇̽̇͌̑o̶̧͓̪̣̰̙̥̭̳̦̻̖̔́͗̓͐̓̚̚͜n̴̡̧̛͙̜͈͍͚̝̤̻̲͔̺͓̖͊̏̈͋̚͘͜͠y̸̢̧̛̼͉̻͍̫̬͓̱̫̦̟͉̺̠̔̆͒͒̊̉͌͘͘͜ ̴͉̠̱̩̞̞̬̇͋̅͛͌̎͌̇ͅD̵̡̛̩̞̟̖̱̱̣̈̒͒̏̚̚ͅà̴̞̟̟̤̝̑̈́ŕ̴̨̧͈̮̦̭̘͙̣͓̱̙͎͇̠͍̆͗͛̈̂̿̂̾̓͜͝k̵̢̢̭̝̥̠͕̻͇͇̈́̆̍̃̔̔͒̅͛͐̀̔̅̂͊͆́͝ͅ’̸̝̤͊͂̀́͛̿̓͊͑̓̋͂̀͘̕͝͝͠n̶̠̰̼̺̝̹̻̗̪͓̬̒ę̵͕̤̬͈̯͎̥̱͇̋́s̸̨̱̲͛͗ş̷̧̠̣̻̳͍̈́͜͝ ̴̝͙̹͇̭͋͐̌̒̓͘͝D̷̢̧̛̼̫͔̩̲̟͓̠͕̺̩̲͂͋̔̈́͛͋̑͆̀̀̇̈́̓̇̄̔͝i̴̛̞͓̫̩̻͛̉̋̀͊̌̿̋͝͝ṃ̵̢̧̗̯̪̳̯̘̜͈̰̝̜̯̍̇̏͋͒̾̓́̄̒ë̷̢̛̗͕̼̣̘̩͕͇̫͈̯͉́̋͑͒͗̀̀͠ñ̵̨̨̛̤̹̺͈̫̊͆͛́͋͊̾̃̾͋́̚͜ͅs̸̢͔̦̙̜̝͙͚̯̞͚̮̋̃̓̓̅̅́͌̿͑̄̄͘͝͝į̸̡̨̛̛̘͕͚̪̼̭͈͖̘̭̬̄͂͆̑͗̒͊̾̌͛̍̏̏̇̊̚a̷͔͌̋̑̑͌̅̈́̀ ̸̧̡̧̢̱͖̝̹͇̦̬͎̺͇͊͐̿̀̓̐͊́̄͘R̴̯̗͎̱̜͚̠̽̉̑͗̄̃̕̚͜͜å̴̫̙̆͐̄͂̂v̴̡̳̹̯̮̥̪͈̬̞͇̼̥͙̬́̊̈̾̀̃̆̔̾͒͘̚͜͜͠ͅe̷̢͈̘̘͙̮̳̍͜n̴͕͓̬̼͊̅̎̐ ̴̥̘͕̈́̊̊͌͂̋͑͝W̷͇̫͎̘̝͍̬̬͙͉̤̥̩̺̯̩͕̐͊̑̍̌̎̀̿̾̇̉͜a̸̧̮͔̲̳̼͇͉̰̅̈̈́͊̊͘͝y̷̡̨̖̝͖̞͓̯͍̞̥̯̭͉͊̇̾͜ͅ ̴̖̭̆̌̈́a̴̲̝̦̥̱̻̯̭̪͙͖̖̋͝n̶̳̹̳̼͚̜͔̾̉̾̒̊̓̋̕̚͝d̷̛̪̲̍̈́̈́̉̍́̃͑̃̾̿̌̋͗̚͝ ̷̭̜͓̳̮̫̀̈͆̈̅̾͂̀̃͐͂̈́̾̆̎̓̊Ģ̸̨̛͕̭̜̙̩̹̞̟͈͈͖̤͉́̒̂̀̽͐̊̑̓́̽͝͝͝e̶̡̫̰͓̤̹̼̘̳̮̹̤̭̊̉̅̊̆̔̀̓̂́̏͑̚ṛ̵̻̙̞͕̞̯̹͖͉̣͕̫̭̱̹͌̌̏̈́͒͛̀͊̅͆̈́͝͝a̶̧̡̤͕̞̘̤̱̒̾̂͑͋̐̉͗͜ŗ̴̛̤̝͙͈̼̮̞̥̩͚̰̑́̌͊̔̈́̓̀̄͒͛̿͠d̸̢̞̬͍̫̩̝̺̘͔̈́̓̿̒͜ͅ ̸̢̛̬͔̗̈́͂́̍̔͂͌̊̍̍̀̊̇̐̾͘̕W̷̙͉̺̹̟̩̼̗̙̞̬̮͇͑͂̓͒̂̋̈́̍́͑̒̓̇̏̽̓͝͠ã̶̤̪̐͌̔̂̃͑̓y̵̢̼̮͔̹̰͉͖̗͆̈́̈́̆̀̏ Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans! Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord We arrive at Part 2. Don’t you fink gay guys are lik so hawt?11 Like little hurricanes running through your loins. The hole goes deeper, and the light fades further. Thanks as […]
Fanfics read: My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord, Kutsu Shita, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty It begins. Again. And it’s been a long time coming, too. After we attempted to reread it last year, we realized that a) we didn’t have […]
Fanfics read: Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk (by NoWindForThisHole) Blow (by jen0va99) Even Steven (by NoWindForThisHole) The Gaps Filled in Dreams (by Emerald Embers (emeraldembers)) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril Woo! Cyril joins us for what is the last episode of our normal season for Season 6! That…doesn’t mean we get the chance to […]
Fanfics read: Morning Light (by takahoe) In My Defense, I Didn’t Know At The Time (by PunishedPyotr) Roots of Life A Cradle to Love (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Marc with a C Well, this got out of hand rather quickly. Steve Rudzinski (http://silverspotlightfilms.moonfruit.com) and Marc with a C (http://marcwithac.com) […]
Fanfics read: What a Halloween (by Axras4TheWin) Don’t Leave Pets in the Cold (by JojoEatsFlan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Sara I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this real or not? Are we REALLY reading more Kingdom Hearts fanfiction after our last travesty of an outing with that source material? […]
Fanfics read: Patriotic Fever (by YellowBox) Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Right and Honourable (by MakenBabehs) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Wolfboy, Sir Splee HAPPY EXPLOSIONS, FIREWORKS, BEER AND FREEDOM DAY! To celebrate July 4th (as well as a belated Canada day), Wolfboy and Sir Splee join the regular crew to […]
Fanfics read: The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire) THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff) Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Mirri, Scout Get yourself a sandwich made from sourdough bread cut into a dinosaur shape and gobble it down as Mirri and Scout join us for clean up night! […]
Fanfics read: Fun In The Barn (by Challenge King) Rings, Socks, and Minds (by Decadent Meerkat) Foreign Affairs (by funluvr) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt, Mike Strap in for a wild ride across your childhood and into the politics of 2016! Matt and Mike join the crew in a voyage through three […]
Fanfics read: THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff) Velma and scoobys intimate adventure (by panther207) Frosted Tips (by Lana Macondo) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Uh oh. We had a couple issues with our regularly recorded episode last week so we had to have an emergency session on a Sunday to record a […]
Fanfics read: The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom (by FFGirl15) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, D-LUCKS “Please Enjoy” our first attempt at doing a multi-episode story as D-LUCKS joins us this week. We start reading The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom, a Spongebob Square Pants/Kingdom Hearts fanfic that reveals that only possibly two hosts can […]
Fanfics read: KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA) My Skellington (by 666bloodyfangs666) Be Sure To Hit The Mark (by ceasefire) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Katie, Troy Troy and Katie join the crew to get back to (and very quickly give up on) KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Instead, we move swiftly […]
Fanfics read: Suckin’ Some D on the USS EnterMe (by SauerKrautss) Happy Days What Richie Saw (by Dr. Bone) KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val GUESTLESS NIGHT!!! The core hosts run amok across the cosmos! FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! First, we peruse […]
Fanfics read: Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan) A Midsummer Romance (by T1Weasel) The Purge – A Chef Boyardee Fanfiction (by SesameMeat) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Afrohawk (Kyle) Kyle joins us for our final iteration of reading about the Atlanta Falcons as a Mary Sue […]
Fanfics read: Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Gorillaz720 (Jamie) This week, Gorillaz720 joins us for the first time to give some Aussie cred (even though the country still doesn’t exist, apparently) to our continued reading of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. We […]
Fanfics read: The Fanfic Critic and Her Vagina Of Wonders (by Mylokitty) Lesbian Jesus and her Heavenly Wedding (by Mylokitty) Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, SimJan SimJan joins us for a duo and a half (we couldn’t finish, and yes we’re […]
Fanfics read: The Giving Tree A Gift of Love (by OhGodHereItComesYouMustNotMiss) Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC: The Series Reboot That Scootareader Vowed Never to Do On Multiple Occasions, But Suddenly Decided He Would Do Anyway, That Doesn’t Stay True to the Original at All, and Has a Title That Maxes Out the […]
Fanfics read: Beloved of the Black Lion (by Nary) shrektacular: shrekawa was jst a boy……. but this is serious so he’s an ogre (by oikawamemesquad) In the Mood that Fighting is For (by gunboots) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sollux Voltron is love, Voltron porn is life. In this episode, Sollux joins the crew […]
Fanfics read: Rick and Morty’s Quest for Love (by Th3Baron) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Beth, Sam We urgghh burb read some, uhhh brrp some of that there erotic uhh burp Ricky and Morty fanfiction, there. barf Okay, I honestly can’t type like that for too long without going absolutely insane and smothering […]
Fanfics read: A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658) Thundercats The Magic Dust (by Mugetsu G) Wet Love (by ChaoticTrainer) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val And we’re BAAAAAAAACK! And, of course, basically nothing’s changed. The crew storms through three stories to kick off Season 6, and it’s clear that downhill is a thing that just […]
Fanfics read: Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather) THe exstreamly epic life of Scot pilgram (by Jam OnToast X3) From Stevo To Brushfire A Wolfenstory (by Grassdragon193) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val This is it, the final episode of the longest Season we’ve ever had (so far, hopefully ever, but […]
Fanfics read: Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled […]
Fanfics read: Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been […]
Fanfics read: Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith) Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig […]
Fanfics read: Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Excelsior, true believers! Surely the spectacular Spider-Man has sensational sexcapades – but not when he’s on the clock! That’s irresponsible! And you know how Spidey is about responsibility… In “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith, Spider-Man, goes on a vacation retreat with other characters […]
Fanfics read: Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix) Batman In the Bowels of Hell (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val We go on a Comicsnix-athon (that’s what you call a marathon reading of stories by fanfic author, Comicsnix, of course) – beginning with “Doug Got Abducted“. Then we stopped Doug Got Abducted. It was so […]
Fanfics read: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) Velma’s Big Dick (by Squall) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Judi WE DID IT! YAY! WE”RE DONE! “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is finished. Everything was resolved and there were zero open threads and it was totally satisfying and not at all just a relief to be finished. Okay… […]
Fanfics read: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Scout, Waffle Behold: the on-going nightmare of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. The plot dissolves into nothingness and vague recollections leaving us questioning the essentials: why are people giving other people their baby teeth, why are there fuel gauges on breasts, and… Knuckles Jr. […]
Fanfics read: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) Readers: David, Logan, Shawn, Lack of Sense, Wolfboy, ElkinFencer, Joe With Stevo and Valerie out sick with the flu, the remaining three hosts and gaggle of guests run amok (not really), break several laws (not even close), and read some terrible fanfiction (there we go). We’re back to the […]
Fanfics read: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mirri, Afrohawk “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is making us question the basis of most organic processes, like birth and pooping. Alas, we soldier on into another romp back to high school times with our favorite blue blur. This story is so good, […]
Fanfics read: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Zak We’re finally on the other side of the tunnel and back into the fun stuff. Well, mostly fun stuff. I guess it depends on your definition of fun. In this episode we start reading “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. Not to […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) The Hand You’re Dealt (by lacrimalis) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Shaggy FINALLY! We finished it. Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is DONE. Holy shit, that was awful. So many cat noises. So many quotes that weren’t separated by paragraphs for different people. “My Inner […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Asterol, Swiss Somewhere, out in the horizon, a silver lining is beginning to take shape. The end of Link’s Queen’s repugnant Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is nearing. In the meantime… WE WANT THIS RIDE TO BE OVER. PLEASE LET US OFF. WE […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Lios, Troy HOORAY FOR JAZZ! JAZZ HAS SAVED US! GARFIELD HAS SAVED US! LASAGNA IS LIFE! We bask in the glory of a story that isn’t Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”. Then, unfortunately, we had to go back […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, BigAdam That’s it. We’ve had enough! Too many weeks of this drek lucid dreaming Hyrule Mary Sue bull. We finally reach our limit and take a reprieve from Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. We read through a […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Jared Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life” continues. We have no words anymore. Only cat noises. There’s no hope. Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud) Direct Episode Download (FLAC) […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, RhythmBastard The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort: “If you’re reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I’ve been wandering these lands for a […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril, Sollux WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they’re really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indulgence from […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the […]
Fanfics read: My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not […]
Fanfics read: American Splits (by Heisanevilgenius) My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tom Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, […]
Fanfics read: Masturbation for Dummies Gold Edition (by Redtana) Thomas the Tank Engine in: Tension Relief (by TrainMaster64) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Guests: Nodachie, Bubbles Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts […]
Fanfics read: Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B) I Can Fix That (by TheLilacPilgrim) Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience (by Flutterpriest) Sonic and the Pokéginas (by Freedom Beef) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which […]
Fanfics read: Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B) Island Interlude (by Tira Ravenwings) Tangled Web Flattery (by Tira Ravenwings) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tony, Cap Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for […]
Fanfics read: Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishdaughter) Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash in a Race (by Scootareader) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Sarah, Jeremy Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. […]
Fanfics read: A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Author Obscure) Tony, Cind, and Bam Make a Porno (by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Afrohawk, Cyril, Lackofsense, Zak Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by […]
Fanfics read: THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION (by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories) Toaster Face (by eerosama) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, GraphicSloth, Mirri Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh […]
Fanfics read: Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sony, Tia It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily […]
Fanfics read: Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Symphoenix, Scout Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of […]
Fanfics read: Batman and Robocop The Day the Men Found Love (by ComicsNix) Doomsday Womb (by ComicsNix) The Great Dicks of Earth Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Epidehl, Wolfboy We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode […]
Fanfics read: 69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering) Alex Mack meets Sabrina Spellman (by MAW) Brushmelon Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Beth, Sam Time to celebrate! We don’t have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! …Oh. Great, now we have to […]
Fanfics read: Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn. D-LUCKS, Asterol Cuzintiny’s wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels. If you take meds, take ’em now (unless you shouldn’t mix […]
Fanfics read: This pic was fun to do, and the idea of a fat Lucca wearing Gato/Gonzales refitted to be a suit made me laugh (by Doomington) Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Joemotycki We’re kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw […]
Fanfics read: Twilight Tinkle (by Grassdragon) Reboot Re-Booty Call (by De-Manged) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, SirSplee It’s always a treasure when we read some fanfiction by one of our own fans… And it’s got ponies in it… And the ponies are peeing. And also diapers. The story is called “Twilight Tinkle” by first rate […]
Fanfics read: face the strange (by unbeatenduck) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt In this episode, we finish up unbeatenduck’s multiversal trollfic “face the strange”. It did not turn out like we hoped, but it did turn out like we predicted. It wasn’t good, but we did it and that’s the bottom line. Life is […]
Fanfics read: face the strange (by unbeatenduck) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes… well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think “face the strange” by unbeatenduck is […]
Fanfics read: Battle Monkeys (by CarlosRegerado) Saltwater (by Komsomol) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Kyle Steel yourselves, because we’re back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen’s Collection. First, we have “Saltwater” by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as “like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks.” We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping […]
Fanfics read: Tapioca (by Xalts) The Sequel (by Xalts) Tapioca 3 The Return (by Xalts) A Furnished Denmark (by Mizukotsu) Artemis’s lover (by Oscar) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Cyril, Sollux Oh. Oh dear. Oh, what has happened here? We read five stories and drudge through the dairy goodness that is Xalts’ Tapioca trilogy; a threesome […]
Fanfics read: Back to the Frollo (By FrolloFreak) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sara4thewin Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. “Back to the Frollo” by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it’s ultra racist. Two: it’s boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever. Lucky […]
Fanfics read: Heidi: The Tool-Time Girl (by alurker8192) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Moguta Join us for a festive romp through the 90’s – when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy […]
Fanfics read: Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood (Avenging It With Sex) (by therealfroggy) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ice Abyzz Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers slashfic, “Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood” by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn […]
Fanfics read: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius (by Fenrirgochad) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Fenrirgochad, Shika This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of […]
Fanfics read: 69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering) A Healthy Student-Teacher Relationship (by Jlargent) The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made (by Carliro) The Play (by DemiraWithers) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK! Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts […]
Fanfics read: The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, JoeCam, Tom (heisanevilgenius) In this episode, we take a reprieve. We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Well… it’s finally happened. We’re finally here… the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”’ depravity: the incest. It’s happening – and it’s just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, SwordScout, Symphoenix, Val, Ryan, Addie, Tom, Beth The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we’ve made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding… None of […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Luiza Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandary of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Fenrir Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We’re really excited about this, because it’s something that isn’t stale, played out, or boring; unlike the story we […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nodachie, Sir Splee The original recording for this episode was lost due to technical issues, so we all had to actually meet on a Monday to re-record it and then some! We finally get to the fateful encounter during the road […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Arkais, Moguta Referee: Val Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mike, Mana Referee: Val In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Epidehl, Ice Abyzz Referee: Val As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Tehmsu Referee: Val Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tony, G, V Referee: Stevo As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokésex abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles another smattering of minty and licorice […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Gorejuice, Joemotycki Referee: Val Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main character doesn’t have a […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, ChronoTyrant Referee: Val You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam Referee: Val Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered “full caligula”. Thrill as the main character finds yet another (human) love […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Lackofsense Referee: Val We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lust for non-anthropomorphic animalia […]
Fanfics read: Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Referee: Val After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon […]
Fanfics read: Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust (by ComicsNix) Severus Snape Professor and Lover (by Comicsnix) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn. Sam, Beth Referee: Val Okay, okay… we’ll freely admit our folly on this one. We’re going back to our roots. And by “roots” we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our pre–FNF days […]
Fanfics read: Beguile (by 1JettaPug) ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me! (by Mr. Five) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, DLUCKS, Cap Referee: Val Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. […]
Fanfics read: Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson) She Wants The B (by softplops) WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More (by CottoneyeJoe) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Afrohawk Referee: Val Deep breath. We stand on the precipice of… FINALLY FINISHING THE LAST PART OF “SONIC IN THE SEARCH FOR […]
Fanfics read: Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT) Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, HerrWozzek Referee: Val In this episode, we conclude our Star Wars journey from last week: tribalTAT’s “Star Wars – Episode VII: a NUDE hope“. It just kept getting worse and worse until […]
Fanfics read: Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (by The Stingray) Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Jared Referee: Val ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no… that’s in May. It’s Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories […]
Fanfics read: Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku) Classic (by whiskyandoldspice (Itsirtou)) Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Joemotycki, Sollux Referee: Val We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with “Classic” by whiskeyandoldspice – a short story about […]
Fanfics read: Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Sir Splee, Waffle Referee: Val We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won’t stop enjoying the unwanted […]
Fanfics read: Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Greg, Kat Referee: Val Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison in part two of the Gary Stu adventures that are “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters. In this episode, […]
Fanfics read: Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Tony Referee: Val Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It’s painful to look headlong into the abyss of […]
Fanfics read: The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery (by Annonymous Author) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Nodachie, Lackofsense Referee: Val Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read? Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreed For we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction stories But this night we make history, with […]
Fanfics read: Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx) Alex gets Circumcised (by Travis 2016) Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies (by Peter Chimaera) Inga Breaks Captain America (by lilguy) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice Referee: Val Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic “Just The Way I’m […]
Fanfics read: Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Matt Referee: Val Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s a multi-franchise fanfic that’s like if tumblr threw up all over “My Immortal”. Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping us get through […]
Fanfics read: Heroic (by Scecky) Justin, Fergus and Dakota (by Jake B) Teasetting Ron (by Oowth) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tehmsu, Wolfboy Referee: Val This episode we’re kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNFpoison: Harry Potter fanfiction. “Heroic” by Scecky and “Teasetting Ron” by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: “Justin, Fergus, and […]
Fanfics read: Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickhousebunny21) Cream and Caramel (by Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val Referee: Val Quick note: As of 9/25/2019, Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of Friday Night Fanfiction have been separated out to an archives feed and can be accessed here. Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season […]