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The best least popular podcast in the world with no interviews, no opinions, no celebrities, and no drunks. Probably the last great undiscovered podcast before the end of the world. www.justgonnareadthis.com Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.com
I am quite nervous about publishing this episode. It's just so...revealing. But I think it's important to consider how the discovery of adult autism and ADHD can influence your perception of your own life, and all the podcast episodes you created before the discovery.
And so, on a very special Just Gonna Read This it's I Am Actually Autistic (and this podcast makes sense now)
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/month
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Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It’s quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.
Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.
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I say Winnipeg, you say...
Choose your words carefully, The Cosmopolitans are watching.
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It's the end of the year as we know it. Join us for this 2022 retrospective!
Approximately one minute from each of the 43 episodes produced in 2022, including this one, and all in Vectracolour (TM) and chronological order.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll know immediately why you've never heard of this podcast.
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It's the Season Ten Christmas Season Finally of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in need of a tune up! Look it up.
This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
Pa rum pa pum pum!
On Episode 10: Christmas at Red Butte, by mainlander and Olympic Champion Lucy Maud Montgomery.
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.
This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
Come on come on come on come on now touch me, babe.
On Episode 7: A selection from Christmas Tide by Elizabeth Harrison (Co-Principal of The Chicago Kindergarten College), published in 1902.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.
This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
This one is...weird.
On Episode 8: Chapter 20, Good-Night To The Infant of Prague, from The Upas Tree: A Christmas Story for all the year by Florence L. Barclay, published in 1912.
Merry all the reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.
This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
This one rides like a dream.
On Episode 9: Chapter 9 Christmas Morning from Christmas Holidays at Merryvale by Alice Hale Burnett. Published in 1916.
Merry all the reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of lubrication. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
Do your kids have an unearned sense of entitlement surrounding Christmas? Mine do, and I'm going to make them listen to this episode!
On Episode 6: Christmas at Holly Hill, Chapter 1 from A Captured Santa Claus by Thomas Nelson Page, published in 1902.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Hockey Sock Manufacturers. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
On Episode 5: Chapter 4, A Christmas Reverie, from the book, Around The Yule Log, by Willis Boyd Allen, and published in 1898.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Gift Cards. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
On Episode 4: King Winter by Anonymous and published in 1859.What Christmas is As We Grow Older, by Charles Dickens.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Isopropyl Alcohol. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
On Episode 3: Christmas, by Elizabeth Gordon. Published in 1924.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of tomato rearing. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
On Episode 2: Keeping Christmas, from the book, The Spirit of Christmas by Henry Van Dyke. Published in 1905.
Merry All The Reasons!
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It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of automotive repair. Look it up.
This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!
On Episode 1: King Winter by Anonymous and published in 1859.
Merry All The Reasons!
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 10 (Season FINALE): The Tell Tale Heart of Edgar Allan Poe
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On this spooky Halloween special full of blood, gore, spectres, and a parliament of owls, we present, in its entirety, The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe. Published in 1843.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th.
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of O Henry.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 9: The Headless Horseman
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On this spooky Halloween special full of blood, gore, spectres, and a parliament of owls, we present a selection from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving, published in 1820.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th.
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of O Henry.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 8: Dr. Jekyll is NOT Accepting New Patients
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On this spooky Halloween special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and complicated family relationships, we present a selection from the final chapter of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. First published on January 5th (Gramma's Birthday!), 1886 (not Gramma's birth year, that was 1916).
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Pail.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 7: The Trans Formation of An Ameri Can Tale
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On this spooky Halloween special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and complicated family relationships, we present Chapter XXVI from Wieland; Or, The Transformation - An American Tale by Charles Brockden Brown and published in 1798.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Pail.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 6: Not A Werewolf - Okay Maybe A Werewolf
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On this spooky Halloween special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and Murder, we present a selection from the prologue of Wagner, The Wehr Wolf by George W.M. Reynolds and published in 1857.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 5: Queen Consort Carmiller The Thriller
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Murder, we present Chapter 15 from Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, published in 1872.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 4: Sexy Halloween Costume (or, Dorian Gray is an A-Hole)
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Murder, we present a selection from Chapter 11 of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.
It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!
This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 3: Is Halloween Satanic? (or, Melmoth The Sloth Doth Wander)
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, we present a selection from Chapter 1 of Melmoth The Wanderer by Charles Robert Marturin.
It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).
This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Haunted Mansion!
2 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 2: Halloween Makeup Tutorial (or, Frank N. Stein: Attorney At Lore)
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.
It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).
This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!
1 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!
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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 1: Razor Blade in Candy (or, Dr. Acula is Accepting New Patients)
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Freddy Krueger, we dive into a selection from Chapter 3 of Dracula by Bram Stoker. It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How to Toilet Paper a House or how to write a classic Gothic Horror Novel! (seriously, you won't).
This Wednesday Addams Costume is Unique Halloween Treats filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Laurie Strode The Lost Boys Exorcist Halloween Party Games!
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All through October 2022 it's Just Gonna Read This Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
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On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.
It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).
This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!
The grande finally of Season 8 is about the great seer of the future, Michael (Mike, Mikey, Mickey) Nostradamus, but even HE didn't see this coming!
Catch 'em all by subscribing to Just Gonna Read This on your favourite podcast listening platform! You can also visit www.justgonnareadthis.com. Email is welcome and appreciated at justgonnareadthis@gmail.com.
A river in France.
A river not in France.
A famous river in the middle of North America.
Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs. Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.
Season 8 Episode 9 employs a device I’ve used in past episodes like the Season 2 finale The Gettysburg: A Dress and the second episode of Season Six, Speculative Philosophy and Bird Neighbours. It's a mixmashup of bits from Studies In The Out-Lying Fields of Psychic Science by Hudson Tuttle (1889) and The Profanity of Paint by William Kiddier (1916).
You are getting very sleepy.
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Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs. Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.
Season 8 Episode 8: Any Stick Will Do To Beat A Dog is not about abusing animals. I can't stress that enough. However, it WILL bore you, drowse you (drowse?), and weird you out. Afterward, the sweet dreams of deep slumber and muscle forgiveness will wash over you like like an MRI.
Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs. Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.
Season 8 Episode 7 is called Green Eggs & Ham & OJ's Guilty. With apologies to Norm MacDonald, this one will bring on the slumber.
We open on a Civil War battlefield, a lone Union soldier slowly making his way across the field, dragging his broken leg behind him. The year...1991.
This episode description is a non sequitur.
Captain Kangaroo came to me in a dream when I was about 4 years old. True story.
Also, this kid from the mid 1700s had serious, and I mean SERIOUS worms.
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from Wikipedia:
Some Notable Dicks
- Dick Assman (1934–2016), Canadian gas station worker
- Dick Gregory (1932–2017), American civil rights activist and comedian
- Dick Lee (disambiguation), multiple
- Dick Wolf American television producer
- Dick Graves (1912-1990), American casino owner
- Dick Smith (entrepreneur), Australian businessman
- Dick Teague (1923–1991), American industrial designer
- Dick Turpin (1705–1739), English highwayman executed for horse theft
- Dick Cavett (born 1936), American television talk show host
- Dick Clark (1929–2012), American radio and television personality
- Dick Contino (1930–2017), American accordionist
- Dick Couch, American writer
- Dick Dale (1937—2019), American musician known as "King of the Surf Guitar"
- Dick Jensen (1942—2006), Musical performer
- Dick King-Smith (1922-2011), English author
- Richard McCourt (born 1976), TV presenter and comedian known for Dick and Dom
Some Fictional Dicks
- Dick and Jane, main characters in a children's reading book series
- Dick Grayson, the name of Robin and other superheroes in the DC Universe
- Dick Harper, one of the title characters in a 1977 film Fun with Dick and Jane that was remade in 2005
- Dick Loudon, the main character in the TV show Newhart
- Dick Solomon, the High Commander of the alien visitors in 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Dick Tracy, comic strip referencing another usage of dick as slang for detective
- Dick Whitman, the birth name of Donald Draper, the main character in Mad Men
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Bondage - It's a topic not often associated with elementary school, and rightfully so. However, bondage is of great concern to the sexy librarian who, if employed, may be found in an elementary school library. The (sexy) Librarian has been known, on occasion, to whip out...ahem, pull out...ahem...use that sticky wide green tape to repair the binding on a well-worn copy of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. This episode is dedicated to books that are, like most of us, slowly falling apart.
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The second episode of Season Eight takes us all the way back to 1772. I know I don't have to tell you, but things were DIFFERENT in the 18th century. Like, SO different. They didn't even have smart phones!
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Season Eight kicks off with a page right outta an 1816 medical book: An Inaugural Dissertation on Pulmonary Consumption by Edward Delafield, A.B.
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Behold! Another BONUS episode of the best worst podcast in the world - Just Gonna Read This.
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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This is Episode 10, the final episode of Season 7, and I’m Just Gonna Read from Fatigue Study: The Elimination of Humanity’s Greatest Unnecessary Waste, By Frank B. Gilbreth, Member of The American Society of Mechanical Engineers, and Lillian M. Gilbreth, Ph.D. Published by Sturgis & Walkton Company, New York, 1916 - a time when chairs in the work place were, apparently, a lot less common.
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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The best least popular podcast in the world brings you the shortest podcast episode in the world, and a highly controversial opinion that will make that guy who paid way too much for Twitter look like Mr. Rogers.
Hey! Look at this!
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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There may have been a murder next door. I don't know. Maybe. But if there WAS, then this episode would help me figure out who the murderer is (but honestly, it was my neighbour).
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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Every super villain has an origin story. This is The Easter Bunny's.
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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Computers have become ubiquitous in the classroom, in the kitchen, in the bedroom (natch), and on the farm. But it wasn't always this way. Take a trip back to a time when the idea of computers in the field was a bizarre concept.
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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Poetry I Don't Understand, and a little German. His name is Klaus. He is very short.
Sponsored by hockey sticks made of wood from Northern Minnesota. But not really.
Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
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With Special Guest Star
10 Year Old Tennis Phenom Virginia Long!I hear jazz, and I am given a vision of cathedrals and temples collapsing and, silhouetted against the setting sun, a solitary figure, a lost soul, dancing grotesquely on the ruins.... thus do I see the jazz singer.
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Preparing For a Nuclear War
from In Time of Emergency, a citizen’s handbook on Nuclear Attack
by the United States Department of Defense March 1968
I make no claims as to the accuracy of any of the following information, which is presented here for entertainment purposes only.
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By the 19th century, as the structure of the human body became an area of serious scientific study, cadavers were used for research, and perhaps more importantly, for the training of new physicians. There was only one problem…there weren’t enough dead bodies to go around.
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Just Gonna Read This is back for Season 7! Concurrent apologies.
No Interviews. No Opinions. No Celebrities. No Drunks.
Just Gonna Read This is The Incomparable Podcast
S7E1: My Girlfriend The Car
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A Just Gonna Read This BONUS episode that will surely increase in value when I'm arrested. An investment in the future.
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It's the Season Finally of Season 6!
Our annual Christmas episode is a reboot of a very old Christmas short story from 1884 by Susan Coolidge called Who Ate The Pink Sweetmeat? Yes. That is the title. This episode has everything except self-respect. Let's get sleighed!
Sparingly-Used Cuss Word Warning.
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A REAL True Crime, S6E9 focuses on one of the most heinous, brutal murders of the 21st century. The murderer preyed on a victim that was innocent, vulnerable, and unaware. The victim? Humour & Good Taste.
On the second-to-last episode of Season 6, out-of-context selections presented in a stream of consciousness about Ice, Canned Foods, Something from a book called Bread, A condescending boyfriend, and the great City of Winnipeg, from the years (in no particular order) 1893, 1923, 1950, 1950 something, and 1913. This is, truly, a crime against good sense and decency.
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This is Just Gonna Read This, a podcast once described as "like getting to 3rd base with one of the Golden Girls".
Today, sketchy news from 1880s Delaware!
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On this, the Halloween Episode of Season 6, I’m just gonna read…A Sermon on Were-Wolves from 1508 or something or other. Plus, a thrilling mash up you will not be expecting, or wanting.
Beware, this one is weird. Ok, they're all weird.
Happy Halloween, Witches!
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A middle-aged idiot tries to impress the #TikTok crowd with a #ThirstTrap #Challenge #FYP
The #DadBod of podcast episodes.
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From start to finish, this is adult content with pictures. The sexiest episode you have ever laid eyes on. Found among the papers of the late Diedrich Knickerbocker.
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The turd episode of the ill-advised and mostly uncalled-for season six of Just Gonna Read This, the podcast that isn't a podcast blah blah blah.
On this episode I’m just gonna read chapter one of The House of The Secret, by Claude Farrere. Authorized translation by Arthur Livingston. Published in 1923 by E.P. Dutton & Company.
This episode is dedicated to one of the all time greats, and one of my absolute favourites, Norm MacDonald. RIP Norm.
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The second episode of the ill-advised and mostly uncalled-for season six of Just Gonna Read This, the podcast that isn't a podcast blah blah blah.
On this episode I’m just gonna read Speculative Philosophy and Bird Neighbours, two unrelated pieces from books published over 100 years ago.
Plus: Lullaby Number 9
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The first episode of the ill-advised and nearly uncalled-for season six of Just Gonna Read This, the podcast that isn't a podcast.
We, meaning me (I), took some big swings and broke some eggs in this one. I hope you find something in it you like and/or will forgive me for.
In this episode: Lisa Loeb, Lyle Lovett, Jerry Seinfeld, Peter Lynne, and....well....I don't want to spoil IT. *
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*some of these people do not appear in this episode.
Just Gonna Read This presents a BRAND NEW BONUS SHOW that Podcast Aficionado Magazine called, "The most original concept in podcasting since getting drunk with your college friends and talking about movies."
Celebrities Interviewing Each Other with Peter Lynne
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There wasn't going to be a 6th season of Just Gonna Read This, but then this review changed my mind. Mmmm, I do love me some Creamed Parakeet Pie!
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The Just Gonna Read This season 5 finale is a good old fashioned clip show. Well...it's an old fashioned clip show. It's also not the end of the podcast. TRICKERY!
Yes, that's all I do...bird imitations.
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The 2nd volume of our wildly unpopular Condensed Classics for The Crapper series: The Great Gatsby. Come on down!
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No more robo voice! The real thing is back! Aren't you thrilled? Episode 5/10 of the final season of Just Gonna Read This is a real Paige Turner. She went to my High School.
Just Gonna Read This: Now with more episodes than Hello, Larry!
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The shark, jumped he hath been. Don't mind me, just phoning in a few final season episodes, leading up to the big ol' clip show finale. Just like all your favourite TV shows.
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When is the right time to eat an IBM 1401 Programming System? Who really knows?
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Just when I thought I was out....I found more under the sofa.
The Season 5 Premiere of Just Gonna Read This. Twenty-Seven Drawings By William Blake. It's not what you would expect. It's much worse.
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The season 4 finale! A terrifying medical pamphlet from 1885 is the basis for this...thing. This is not your Gramma's Just Gonna Read This.
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Have you heard of this? Wow! It's got everything! www.wikipedia.org
FIG. 35. Bent wood propellers and the methods of fastening them to the shaft.
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Season 4 Episode 6, and the last of 2020, The Story of A Pumpkin Pie! A kind and wholesome story about some kids from 1898 and their quest for pie, with a special appearance by The World's Most Infectious Band!
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The 2020 Christmas Special - A Visit From Saint Nicholas
What was hung by the chimney?
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An invisible red thread connects the elements of the improperly-stored microwave. Cows, calfs, and horses.
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From An American Crusader at Verdun, by Philip S. Rice, this is Chapter 13, Under Fire in an Ambulance. Published in 1918.
The horrors of The Great War had to be renamed World War 1, because we didn't learn our lesson the first time.
Lest We Forget.
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If you listen to this or any episode, send us an email and say hi! Even if you think this is the worst garbage you’ve ever heard, we want to hear from you.
The Sudden Death of Levi Pinkerton is our very first "true crime" episode. I hang out on IRC and ICQ on Thursdays between 9pm and 11pm, and the people there tell me that true crime is a very popular podcast genre, so I figured I'd throw my flat cap into the ring with this doozy of an episode.
Ripped straight from the newspaper account and official transcript of the Coroner's Court Inquest into the death of Levi Pinkerton, 34, in Birmingham England in July 1889.
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The dumb little podcast, Just Gonna Read This, is back with the first episode of season 4:
REDACTED: I Fought The Lawyers and The Lawyers Won
Sometimes you just have to give in and admit that your original plan wasn't, in the legal sense, a very good idea.
Got a question? Comment? Hate mail idea? Drop me an email and say hi! I’d love to hear from you.
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This special season 3 bonus episode is a cringey reading of the virally retweeted poem, The First Lines of Emails I've Received While Quarantining, by Jessica Salfia, the first live author to be featured!
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Monstrously dumb, the season finale of Just Gonna Read This Season 3 is a measles fever dream breaking at the zoo.
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This episode can best be described as a plea for help. Alternatively, it is what happens when an astronaut loses consciousness and slowly comes back. Very slowly.
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Wildly reckless abridged audio book classics, to be enjoyed in the comfort room, washroom, bathroom, water closet, terlet, john, or crapper. Listen all at once during a serious session, or listen in quick bursts spread out over the aftermath of Brenda’s chili.
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This episode is not suitable for children that you care about.
Have you ever actually read any of the real Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes? Let's just say, I am of the mind that the woman liked the sauce. Have a listen and you tell me.
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This special March 14 episode is a memorial, of sorts, to a dear friend and former bandmate. Yeah, it's a little personal, but sometimes ya just gotta. Not a typical Trust Me, It's Funny episode, but not a drag either. Join us for the ride and hear sounds that you never ever learned.
Under The Sky Video (1992)
Tasty Fish - The Way It Goes (1991)
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Ever wonder what THE celebrity chef of the 19th Century had to offer? Me neither. Regardless, here is a selection of his best recipes for us working folk. Random (or are they?) selected recipes from A PLAIN COOKERY BOOK FOR THE WORKING CLASSES. BY CHARLES ELMÉ FRANCATELLI. Published in 1852. The most riveting episode yet. Be careful who you share this with.
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Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast, but would a chicken?
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“It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.
Of course, it's a little embarrassing—when
the principal witness is the corpse!”
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SEASON 3 IS HERE!
New Season - New Music - Same Lame Dude Talking
S3E1: Nearly 1.5 Million Marlon Brandos and The Next Generation is out now!
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My gift to you this holiday season is an awkward reading of the first 3,005 words of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. I make no apologies to Kevin Costner. Stay tuned for Season 3 in early 2020.
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The Season 2 finale is here! S2E10 The Gettysburg: A Dress
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Just in time for Halloween, an unexplained and supernatural tale from 1904: The Dead Woman's Photograph. Public domain literature never sounded so...odd. Things rarely are what they seem.
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The first and last chapters of an old book by Hugh Walpole, more Robert Service, two attempts at the same joke, more sketchy recipes, and a trailer, literally a trailer. We're all Friends here.
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To salt, or not to salt, that is the question. Whether 'tis blah blah blah. Lemons. Tasty animals. Non-sequiturs. Light and fluffy drama.
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In this back-to-school episode, your intrepid reader reads Cause Of Death by Max Tadlock, from the November 1955 edition of Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine. As usual, there's more to it than that. Squint and you may see it.
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The Vengeance Of A Tree. Birds Chirping. To The MAX. Hell hath no fury like a tree used for murder.
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In the Season 2 premiere, I butcher a classic. I'm just a Poe boy.
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The Season 1 Finale. From The Frugal American Housewife, published in 1832, this is EP10: Simple Remedies - Truly Outrageous. A terrifying look at why we should never travel back in time. Plus, another instalment of Described Audio! Season 2 coming soon!
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This one is longer than the rest. It starts with a toosh and ends with a swoosh. That doesn't mean a dang thing. Sleep, take me now.
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EP8 for February 8 is a very special episode of Just Gonna Read This. Find out who was famously beheaded on this day over 400 years ago!
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Even for a kid from Winterpeg, this polar vortex thing is so not cool, man.
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Obliterating the comfort zone and introducing narrative. An episode not for the faint of heart. I'm not kidding.
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This one is a little...weird. But hey, aren't they all? Wedding and engagement announcements from 1940 are coming back in style. Wait. Nope, they're out of style again. Damn.
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In this soon-to-be-classic episode, Judd reads several awful recipes from a cook book written for men, by men. Published in 1922, the recipes are timeless in their disgusting appeal. A real snoozer, to be sure.
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EP3 Goes Wild! Highlights from The Prairie Farmer – A weekly Journal for The Farm, Orchard, and Fireside – Saturday January 5, 1884. If this one doesn't help you sleep, you need to see a physician.
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A soothing, dramatic, and confusing countdown from 300. Will we reach zero? Maybe, but don't ask Beverly.
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In the first episode of Just Gonna Read This you are driven to the edges of boredom with a few pages from the 1920 edition of the Henderson's Directory of The City of Winnipeg. 2019 is The Year Of The Podcast, specifically this podcast. Listen up.
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