24oz. Radio: Recent Episodes
24 oz Radio
This is 24oz. Radio, presented by A Set of Works! Joey B., Back to the Futrell, & that human caricature KB are live Wednesdays @ 10pm CST from the black part of Houston to talk about a little bit of everything, with an emphasis on "ing" - Yaaaaysh!
The Scumbags find startling audio of their new demon co-host, KB does some work & puts together a huge 3 For 1,Joey B thinks we should phase out people with allergies, & English Matt says Tom Cruise is no big deal! Remember how I Know What You Did Last Summer was based on you but just the drunk driving part?? We do!
The Scumbags think most guys with ponytails hit dogs, wishing Anthony Cumia's show was free, Christy Mack & War Machine von Koppenhaver, movie trailers, & The Artie Lange Show's cancellation! Remember when you thought you saw a good-looking woman in Beaumont but it was only a mirage?? We do!
The Scumbags hang out with Americans in Puerto Rico, put on bizarre private comedy shows in Southeast Texas, eat roadkill in Tennessee, KB's big news, & getting in on The Wolf of Wall Street all late! Remember when you retired from your teaching job because you stole school funds?? We do!
Joey B & KB act like it's '09 & the BB-Gun 2 The Taint days all over, neighbors thinking you killed your spouse, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, guessing celebrity atheists, & the best on-screen dick use! Remember when you saw Tim Tebow in that YMCA locker room without a towel?? We do!
The Scumbags suggest poor people make more money & weigh in on Anthony Cumia, KB thinks being a bartender requires way more skill than it does, Joey B sides with his neighbor over his wife, & comic Jaffer Khan on seeing things in porn that you weren't supposed to! Remember when you funneled that bottle of Jager & almost died?? We do!
The Scumbags & English Matt conclude last week's huge Browneye, Joey B kills some things, KB holds out hope that The Leftovers will focus on actual leftovers soon, & a competitive 90s Trivia! Remember when your vitamin store venture was just a pyramid scheme?? We do!
The Scumbags defend friend of the show Shia LaBeouf, differ on Gary Oldman's comments, chop it up with Houston Sports Talk (@HSTPodcast), a historic Browneye, & the KB/Rich Vos/Eric Lindros connection! Remember how you wanted the gorilla from Shipwrecked?? We do!
The Scumbags & English Matt talk America's Funniest Big Cities, violent computer programmers, a low-life from Jersey, & Joey B talks to comics Ryan Thauburn & Jaffer Khan about a bunch of stuff & then they stand around with no shirts on! Remember how you felt bad when Bernie Mac died in Above The Rim?? We do!
The Scumbags & English Matt talk about needing a woman to tell you how to live, that awful Dumb & Dumber To trailer, how long to wait for emergency vehicles at traffic lights, & Joey B beefs up the show with his set at Battle of The Belt! Remember when how "The Dope Show" was nuts at strip clubs?? We do!
Joey B & KB are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit) to talk Last Comic Standing, banging Beaumont TX, The Sitter vs Your Highness, Game of Thrones futures bets, & no one is really into Iggy Azalea apparently! Remember when you dressed as The Crow for six consecutive Halloweens?? We do!
The Scumbags talk Jonah Hill & that f-word, having four contacts in your phone, the best thing KB ever ate is a generic mass produced item because he sucks, new Danny McBride show coming to HBO, & maybe Kate Upton's tits/Lionel Messi/big keyword! Remember when Game of Thrones ended last Sunday & it altered your entire week?? We do!
The Scumbags are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit), who continues to absorb KB's being, lots of Magic Mike XXL double entendres, teenage boys are pussies, Joey B's Jack In The Box story, & the hardest 2 For 1 to date! Remember when all you had was a paper with Britney Spears's head on another naked woman's body?? We do!
2/3rds of the Scumbags turn in the choppiest show to date! Joey B & Back to the Futrell record on-location at Hans Bier Haus & talk joint bank accounts, the perplexing Fast & Furious franchise, & interview comic Sergio Garza! Remember when your alias was "Rob Copenhagen"?? We do!
The Scumbags talk KB's bitter breakup with his teen girlfriend, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, Shia LaBeouf keeps getting cooler, the Mildly Funny comedy genre, & Joey B does something the show has never seen! Remember when that hillbilly _______?? We do!
English Matt (@PulpPit) fills in for Back to the Futrell to talk Kevin Smith, shows KB doesn't watch, funneling beer as a training exercise, & Joey B interviews comic Zach Dickson (@WWZDD! Remember when you got that prostitute in Jacksonville & it was decent?? We do!
The Scumbags talk Mad Men & Silicon Valley, Kevin Hart trying to do what Marlon Wayans already did, KB living in the desert where they test atom bombs, new Browneye, & Robert Land from Houston Sports Talk (@HSTPodcast) drops in for a Rockets recap! Remember when you saw Adam Silver & thought he wasn't a real person?? We do!
The Scumbags are back after a two week hiatus to talk the surprisingly funny Hell Baby, among other titles, new Mad Men, how great Mike Judge is, women exaggerating the whole pregnancy thing, & the decrepit conditions of Joey B's Motel 6 odyssey! Remember when you went to that Bruce Springsteen concert & he made you a fan?? We do!
The Scumbags still get shook by a DMX bark, Jason Segel isn't as good svelte & Sex Tape looks terrible, no one can really explain The Great Gatsby, & KB turned out not to be bigger than US Steel! Remember when your girlfriend of 5 years just up & left you with no explanation?? We do!
The Scumbags get a call from Brother-in-law Brian & totally side with him against his girlfriend, Joey B wants to enter a hot dog eating contest, & Jamie Kennedy vs KB in the tightest 2 for 1 yet! Remember playing Killer Instinct against that guy who get all serious 20 years ago?? We do! * THE FIRST 10 MIN OF THE SHOW DIDN'T RECORD BECAUSE OF THE MCM ELEGANTE'S SHITTY WIFI. IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST 10 MIN IN THE SHOW'S HISTORY & WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED, BY THE WAY
Joey B & Back to the Futrell are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit) to talk the underappreciated gem Observe & Report, the True Detective finale 2 weeks late, reading in Barnes & Noble, & dads who don't bluff! Remember when you dressed as The Crow three separate Halloweens?? We do!
The Scumbags talk assholes at South By Southwest, Lena Dunham being gross, Rob Kardashian & KB being two peas in a fried stick of butter, Seth Rogen's Neighbors, & how cool it is when Don Draper hurts those closest to him! Remember when you met Brad from The Real World & he was everything you hoped he'd be?? We do!
The Scumbags broadcast from the swamps of Beaumont, TX & talk about poor people like KB getting huge tax refunds, performing for an eccentric millionaire, Futrell boning half of Anchorage, & Joey B vs KB! Remember how Tales from the Hood was pretty good?? We do!
KB takes another guy's son to the movies, Joey B equates creampies to Subway, the green-eared spaghetti monster, & taking justice into your own hands! Remember when Casper Van Dien had endless potential?? We do!
The Scumbags all show up to talk Jimmy Fallon's unforeseen ascension, regretting everything they've ever done, a high school reunion, an awesome True Detective episode, & a phone call from Brother-in-law Brian! Remember when Yasmine Bleeth got all fucked up & you liked her more?? We do!
Joey B & a refreshed Back to the Futrell talk Danny McBride's "It" factor, trunks full of automatic rifles & Jameson, new Houston music, how Masahiro Tanaka's English is equal to/greater than KB's, & new 2 for 1! Remember when you met Billy Zane at that art show & he introduced himself as "Billy Zane from Titanic"?? We do!
Joey B & KB try to make due without Back to the Futrell but then remember that KB is best in a supporting role, Heroin with Hoffman, A Million Ways To Die In The West looks like dog shit, & first dates to the bar are a can't miss! Remember how much you wanted to jump after you saw Jumper?? We do!
Back to the Futrell takes a leave to get stuck in a New Orleans airport while Joey B & KB talk the Entourage movie, the fair trade of great food for your stomach lining, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, & The People's Champ! Remember when you used to play Dead or Alive on the PS2 & wish the women were real?? We do!
The Scumbags make six figure deals over tuna rolls & hundred dollar bills, Paul Wall inspires a new segment, Strange Wilderness, True Detective recap, & the worst story about spraying women with champagne possible! Remember when your boy hooked up with that African girl who looked like George Clinton?? We do!
The Scumbags talk about grocery stores looking like the set of Carnivale, KB sees American Hustle but nothing else worth talking about, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, True Detective, & a new round of The Browneye! Remember when you waited for everyone to go to sleep so you could watch Taxicab Confessions?? We do!
The Scumbags talk spending days at a time listening to Patrice O'Neal on Opie & Anthony, KB pitches some girl he ran into as a potential 4th host, & a great case of mistaken death threats! Remember when you broke up with that chick because your friends said she wasn't hot & their opinion matters most?? We do!
KB falls head over heels after like a day, maybe Joey B is influential enough to sway the Texans' draft decision, & Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking sloppy! Remember when you saw your mom's friend's bush & "mum" was the word?? We do!
Back to the Futrell & KB duke it out over 90s trivia, Joey B knows like 3 songs, & one of them might work for The Mandarin! Remember when there were physical copies of TV Guide?? We do!
The Scumbags revel in 30 episodes, Christmas DVD rotations, & fry their hard drives watching Farrah Abraham's sex tape a few hundred times! Remember that time Harley Keiner got your sister pregnant & then he bailed & moved to Orlando?? We do!
The Scumbags talk about how weird holidays probably are at KB's house, Miley Cyrus becomes the new A Set of Works girl, & Funkdoobiest! Remember when you paid Joran van der Sloot 75k to come to your party & it was worth it?? We do!
Joey B shoulders the load as Back to the Futrell rides a bullet train across Japan & KB just plain doesn't show up! Remember when you weren't sure if that cool guy you met at the bar had a hidden agenda involving your male g-spot?? We do!
KB handles cadavers as Joey B & Back to the Futrell talk about The Jeselnik Offensive's cancellation, Tom Cruise pissing off vets, & Golden Corral's new fountains! Remember when that innocent gag turned fatal?? We do!
It's the return of the Trill Ass Scumbags as KB joins the show after being gone/dead, Joey B buys disposable razors by the millions, & Back to the Futrell goes on a juice diet that renders him incapable of eating solids -- maybe for life! Remember when you had trouble relating to Moesha?? We do!
Joey B wants due credit for his role in white kids drinking to near fatal levels, Back to the Futrell is less keen on cousin fucking than we anticipated, & The Wolf of Wall Street could be four hours & we'll still see it! Remember when you & 6 guys watched 1 Night in Paris together?? We do!
Two-thirds of the Scumbags return to talk about the gun range, Steve-O falling off the wagon, & KB's Nick Stahl parallels! Remember how fucked up Jodie Sweetin was?? We do!
The Scumbags trade their best public barf tales, Back to the Futrell would eat a car's radiator if dunked in cocktail sauce, & Joey B. puts the "cking out" in "blacking out"! Remember that time you went to a bonfire & wanted to jet immediately?? We do!
Back to the Futrell gives Anthony Jeselnik drugs, some guy may have fingered Joey B.'s sister, & KB comes on but doesn't talk & it's weird! Remember wearing out your Under Siege VHS to that Erika Eleniak tit scene?? We do!
Back to the Futrell returns to the show after a weird unexplained absence, KB has a 132 lb scrotum, & the Scumbags have a cousin who's so far removed he's not even real! Remember when your palate was less refined & Ellio's pizza tasted good?? We do!
The Scumbags review the Roast of James Franco, Joey B. wonders what happened to Giovanni the Porn Site Builder, & KB really has his finger on the pulse of all things cable! Remember when Andy Milonakis was alive?? We do!
KB loves that "Summertime Sadness" song by Rachael Day Lewis, Joey B. weighs the pros & cons of a visor, & a cowardly tornado shoves two people in a Publix parking lot! Remember when you took Ecstasy & listened to "Days Go By" like a million times that one summer?? We do!
The Scumbags celebrate a monumental episode by getting tanked like the old days, a Facebook friend has no idea what constitutes a dinner course, & the legend Pimp C's definition of "bad" is suspect! Remember back when you still had hope?? We do!
Back to the Futrell tells everyone person he sees he got "lei'd" in Hawaii, KB wants to 69 Beth Chapman, & Joey B. makes a proposal! Remember how the Indian Danny Lightfoot on Hey Dude made you feel uneasy?? We do!
- Somehow the first few minutes of this episode weren't recorded. It starts mid-conversation with KB talking about his weight, which tends to be unstable.
Back to the Futrell goes to Hawaii & the other two scumbags hold down the fort with K2, too much salsa, & pretty sound reasoning on why kids don't need school! Remember when Ray Lewis killed people?? We do!
The Rowdy Loafers find Mos Def's eating methods a little silly, an acquaintance gets a sexy punishment at work, & the return of The Browneye! Remember when Tim Duncan bought you a secret house?? We do!
KB takes the week off to join the volunteer fire department while Joey B. & Back to the Futrell make moonshine with child stars Devin Ratray & Michael Oliver! Remember when Beethoven bit that guy in the wiener?? We do!
KB gets his head chopped off in Brazil, Back to the Futrell relives a harrowing drive home post Taco Bell, & the guys invite Jason Wahler to come on & talk about all the Laguna Beach trim he banged! Remember how ugly Dieter's face was?? We do!
After a week off due to life (pfft -- what a dildo he is), the scumbags return, but sans vengeance! IFC comedy is discussed, as are po' boys, Futrell's This Is The End review, & KB's lady getting all pissed off at him -- awwwwww sheeeeiiiitt! Remember when that hillbilly with the big red truck wanted to kick KB's ass?? We do!
KB gets a basketball net he'll never use, Joey B. says Louisiana isn't the utopia he originally thought, & the guys get overly blue on their sex lives! Remember when you had a thing for Step by Step's Al?? We do!
Joey B. questions the 2000 lb Big Pun's "player" assertions, the guys have trouble keeping Christ in Christmas in June, & KB gets high on Slo-Mo! Remember when you got drunk & crashed Lisa Turtle's mom's car?? We do!
The boys want to get wrecked on Kid Rock's cruise, pit Rogen & Sandler's crews against each other, & can't decide if Rihanna's jack-worthy! Remember how into Jenna Jameson you were?? We do!
Zombie Amanda Bynes solidifies herself as the A Set of Works Girl, KB calls in from the moon, & El George Bush's wife gets pissed at him for something he did in her dreams! Remember how much pussy Carson Daly used to get?? We do!
KB thinks Anchorman was made in the 70's, Back to the Futrell hides behind someone else's badge, & Joey B. wants that guy on the Travel Channel with no legs to stop stealing his persona! Remember how much that Michael Jackson video "Black & White" scared the shit out of you?? We do!
KB likens Jody Arias's testimony to a good Penthouse Forum, Ariel Castro's favorite burger, & the Loafers set their sights on citywide domination! Remember how much you loved to hate Gabriel Byrne in Shipwrecked?? We do!
Back to the Futrell & KB face off for Green Day knowledge supremacy (who cares, right?), Joey B. diagnoses himself with bipolar disorder -- but only because Bradley Cooper has it, & the Rowdy Loafers shave their heads with engine grease & a bowie knife like Riddick! Remember when Kelsey Grammer fell off that stage 'cause he's a dickhead?? We do!
Poor people need to stop attending crawfish festivals, fat people shop at farmer's markets because they're "in", & Louis CK vs. Everyone Else! Remember when KB forgot to take Futrell to the airport?? We do!
The Rowdy Loafers see no harm in mailing rice, think Joey B. looks like Rachael Leigh Cook, & want their brains scrambled via Rekall! Remember when Chyna beat up X-Pac?? We do!
The Rowdy Loafers discuss the Mad Men season 6 premier, random movies they want to see, & KB stabbing a bunch of people on the CyFair campus. Remember that one episode of Mad Men when Joan's husband Greg raped her?? We do!
The first episode of 24oz. Radio! Now we've popped both of William Petersen's cherries! NOTE The show's sponsor, Joe's Father, was none too pleased about KB's "Nazi Salute" talk. In KB's defense, he's been hanging out with Giorgos Katidis a lot recently, & says he didn't know what it meant.