RL Stine was writing about haunted schools in 1997, but I know a school that would really scare today’s woke millennials; it’s called the SCHOOL OF LIFE, and before you ask, sorry snowflakes, you don’t get a participation award for attending.

Please note: ‘The School of Life’ is no way an accredited learning institute and should instead be considered only a rhetorical expression used to suggest that bigotry and ignorance are somehow grounded in common sense.

The Haunted School is the fifty-ninth book in the original Goosebumps book series. It was first published in 1997.