I’ve written a few books, y’all, and the author copies have piled up over the years. There are literally piles of them now in my guest room. Makes it difficult to have guests.
This is only one side of the room; I have lots more out of frame. Note the rare copies of The Purloined Poodle. You might like a signed copy or five for yourself or some buds. You might like a signed bookmark too, heck, why not? And, it turns out, I have a friend in need. Kimberly’s best friend, Ayesha—maid of honor at our wedding, an awesome nurse and spiffy mom—has had a rough few years. She discovered she had breast cancer at the start of the pandemic and beat it, but now she has leukemia and is currently undergoing chemo and soon after that, a bone marrow transplant. That’s expensive stuff. So maybe we can all help each other a bit here? You get signed goodies, Ayesha gets some help, and I get my guest room back. Here’s what we’ll do: I’ll pay for the shipping to wherever you are. You donate $50 to Ayesha’s bills for each book you want, screenshot your donation receipt, and email that to treats@kevinhearne.com along with a request for a book (or books) and your shipping address, and we’ll get it in the mail. And Ayesha will get better. Thank you so, so much for considering it.
Here’s my inventory of what’s available—obviously, if we run out of a title we’ll email you to ask for an alternate choice. Some super neato stuff in here, like hardcover special editions from Subterranean Press. Those I will mark as HC (SP), and if it’s just HC, that’s from my main publisher, Del Rey. Key:
TPB—Trade Paperback (the new colorful ones from Del Rey with all the goodies)
MM—Mass Market (small paperback)
HC—Hardcover
Hounded: 41 HC (SP)
Hexed: 15 TPB, 3 HC (SP)
Hammered: 15 TPB, 20 HC (SP)
Tricked: 11 TPB, 17 HC (SP)
Trapped: 11 TPB, 20 HC (SP)
Hunted: 14 TPB, 25 HC (SP)
Shattered: 27 TPB
Staked: 25 TPB
Besieged: 22 TPB
Scourged: 24 TPB
The Purloined Poodle: 17 HC (SP)
The Squirrel on the Train: 8 HC (SP)
A Question of Navigation 4 HC (SP)
Ink & Sigil: 2 HC, 9 TPB, 8 German translations, 4 Czech translations
Paper & Blood: 12 HC, 30 TPB
Kill the Farm Boy: 9 HC
No Country for Old Gnomes: 1 HC, 6 TPB
The Princess Beard: 1 HC, 3 TPB
A Plague of Giants: 0 (Oh no!! I’m sorry)
A Blight of Blackwings: 6 HC, 17 MM, 15 UK TPB editions