Just trying to come up with a headline for this article — one that wouldn’t itself become the length of an article — was a tricky. There are so many odd facets to this little story that it was hard to determine which turn of phrase would best encapsulate the gist without overlooking anything important, while also piquing the reader’s interest with a little bit of spice. I ultimately left that in the hands of our editor, so let’s see how he handles this one… (Editor’s note: The pressure was really high to get this one right. How’d I do?)