Before I even dig into it in depth and detail, it already fails the 10′ smell test in the following ways:

1) Merkel is a trusted source on anything since…when, exactly?

2) Planning “for many years”?? Stumblefuck Poopypants was only crowned emperor a year and a half ago, when last I looked. So this started under Trump?
Obozo?
Shrub?
Fat Bill?
Srsly?
Now do chem-trails, Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny, and fake moon landings.

3) I seem to recall we were a tad busy with actual wars from about 9/12/01-about a year ago. We were planning to gin up a war with Russia because…reasons?

4) We “planned this for years” and cleverly set it up so that within the first 24 hours Ukraine nearly collapsed, and it took weeks and months to get them serious weapons and resupplies??
Pick one: Either we pulled this out of our asses after the fact, or we would have pre-positioned shit-tons of equipment “for years”. You can have one or the other. Not both.

That’s in 5 seconds of applying common sense, and granting the premise, which is the simplest way to let bullshit fall from its own weight.

I’m literally about to head out for dinner, but I’ll give it a serious look-over later tonight.

But even a h.s. freshman JROTC student in his second week of class would tell you this whole thing sounds like they’re trying to sell you ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag, calling it steak, and trying to get $8/lb for it.

As Wilford Brimley told the deputy looking for the reward for Sonny Steele in The Electric Horseman, “I wouldn’t get my hopes up.”

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