And as with all things Babylon Bee, another good one. Hat Tip - Cold Furyier Bear Claw Chris Lapp

"We have secured a highly dangerous item," said FBI spokesperson Chad Rookstool. "There was an anonymous tip from a concerned citizen in the area who reported a young man at this residence was in possession of a backpack that posed a threat to democracy itself. That threat has now been neutralized."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-seizes-jaidens-backpack-in-predawn-raid