Texas has been purpling up nicely with all those blue Texans. It isn't "Californians" (neither real, nor imaginary ones), and it isn't just Austin.

Within a few years, they're going to be as fucked as my home state, and I'm going laugh about that one until I die.

Maybe when FL goes the same way, they'll stop cackling about their toothless, banjo-playing kinfolks shipped elsewhere, and realize where the problem really is: right in their own back yards, where it's always been.

For any 50 U.S. values of the word "state".