The guy they trotted out isn’t him.

Drops out by social media, letter not whitehouse letterhead, and signature not his, letterforms not right. And he always puts ‘jr’ at the end. This had none.

Dude coming off plane- Forehead wrinkles wrong, nose wrong, mouth wrong-lips too fat, hiding behind those stupid sunglasses, and in six days managed a huge crop of neck fur they forgot to trim. So nope, it’s one of his doubles. Oh, and his color is just too pink and healthy. I think he’s dead and they’re not prepared for cameltoe to take over yet.

He’s probably on ice, so they can hold a state funeral closer to the election.

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