This is a weird one. Let’s transport to an alternate reality where rootbound is not a podcast in the early 2020s but a late night paranormal AM talk radio show circa 1998. Disclaimer: there are no facts in this episode.

Show Notes!Coast to Coast AM wiki
Art Bell obituaryArt Bell’s website circa 1998
Art’s Bumper Music
RyanHonick.com (fake caller #1)
Voyage.Earth (fake caller #2)
Hard Knock Life: The True Story Behind Knocking on Wood

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