aha ha.

get it?

because it's, because... you know, like the sex position. a position we're just supposed to pretend is a real thing that real people do. but honestly, i mean, they don't even, you don't even see it in porn.

that's how you know it ain't real. they can't even find a way to aesthetically film it, and we're talking about an industry that invented incest and anal sex.