This week, Paddy, Bill, and Clay take listeners on a journey that only the Hooley could produce. It starts with dreams of winning the $800 million Mega Millions jackpot before Paddy heads to the South Loop with his dad to meet Irish American filmmaker Colin Flynn, completely forgetting that Lollapalooza has swallowed Grant Park whole. Between the crowds, the fashion, and the organized chaos, Paddy realizes he’s officially become “the old guy” marveling at a generation he barely understands. What follows is a comedy of errors featuring confused Uber drivers, gridlocked streets, Big Ten Media Day, bathroom survival tactics at the Hilton, and Paddy’s dad providing colorful commentary to just about everyone they encounter. Back in the suburbs, the mood shifts from chaos to pure joy as Paddy’s son Mike’s River Forest 11U teammates capture the Illinois State Championship, extending an incredible 19 game winning streak. Even though Mike couldn’t play because of his broken thumb, he was right in the middle of the celebration, and Paddy’s wildly over the top reaction to the final strikeout is immediately immortalized on every parent’s phone. Of course, no Hooley episode would be complete without inventing something nobody asked for. This week it’s the Koala Chair, the ultimate elevated seat for sports parents and festival goers alike. Just wait until you see the prototype. Throw in Smashing Pumpkins nostalgia, random celebrity encounters, stories of legendary River Forest pool parties, and the usual Chicago Irish nonsense, and you’ve got another gloriously unhinged hour with the lads.
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