Join the men without qualities as they darken the light in this rollicking pursuit of the Nutflex serial you deserve. Jason Epstein-Bar, Barry Cropper and Alan Woody explore the phantasmagoria of everyday gaslighting without concept and consider the fate of this public transport as it steals the lived experience you do not have: byte by byte, digit by digit. Turn on, tune out and drop everything as the men qua sans qua lose it all following each other up the Khyber pass in search of L'anus solaire. Only the BFE can be trusted to decanter the gas, unlive every experience and hold the concept in the napalm of its tiny hands. (No animals were seduced by Peter Singer.)

• Mea Culpa. This episode repeats an oft repeated falsity: Hitchcock did not make the 1940 British version of Gaslight. Rather, this version, which adheres closely to the original play Gas Light (two words) by Patrick Hamilton, written in 1938, was directed by Thorold Barron Dickinson. The Barrons humbly apologise to their fellow Barron and beg the pardon of our esteemed audience.