This week, Simon and Eugene discuss ultrasonic weapons and whether they are as effective at punching holes in concrete as they are at cleaning dental guards, Ross’s suddenly discovered sensitivity to sexism and Alex being patronized for her age, and Eugene introduces his groundbreaking conception of the three eras of Britain.

The Two Becketts Airdate: August 1, 1998 Runtime: 48 minutes Starring: Jaye Griffiths, Jesse Birdsall, Steven Houghton, Jan Harvey, Paula Hunt Guest Stars: Stephen Yardley (as Matt Beckett), Nick Brimble, Justine Francesca Glenton Director: Brian Grant Writer: Brian Clemens, Terry Borst, Frank De Palma Synopsis: Beckett’s estranged father turns up after ten years, seeking the team’s help against a powerful gangster. As the case unfolds, family secrets and unresolved anger come to the fore.