How's that for clout chasing? haha. Please don't click this. It's not good comedy.

I'm joking I think I'm hilarious. But ya know. All the blogs are talking about it and rightfully so. She's planting all these fake stories in the news. That has to be the only way. Who is consuming this stuff? I don't get it.

Um. I've moved on from wanting to be a midwest stepdad. I can't buy land in iowa. You're going to get swept away by a tornado and I also tell you why dying in a wind storm is bad.

We close with a history lesson about Christopher Columbus.