Shawn just got a "Bagel Guillotine" in the mail and he's a bagel slicing machine now.

Aimee has a bit of an obsession stalking her son (and others) on Apple Maps... and she thought he was in a trap house for a second.

Given our options for the White House (and most of Congress)... we've got to say it. There needs to be an age limit on that (and other things).