For our 10th episode, Mrs. Pearlmania guarantees that this show will never get a corporate tech sponsor.

The FTC article that Mrs. P is referencing can be found here.

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Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend Alvaro Lopez-Moreno's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com"